Top 50 Tonight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tonight chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

   So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

3. Whats your favorite flower?

   Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

4. Girl, are you a sharpie?

   Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

5. Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

   Honeydew who?
   Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

6. Hey girl are you a queen?

   Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

7. Hi I am Microsoft.

   Can I crash at your place tonight?

8. France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

9. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

10. You must be made of cheese.

    Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Funny tonight pickup lines

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Are you sasuke? cus you're coming home with me tonight.

You. Me. Minecraft. Tonight.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

Boy, are you a motorbike?

Cause i'd love to ride you tonight.

I'm looking to lay more than brick tonight.

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?