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Top 50 Tonight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tonight pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red

    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    But tonight you'll get two

  2. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

    So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

  3. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  4. Is your name Jesus?

    Coz you getting nailed tonight.

  5. Girl, are you a sharpie?

    Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

  6. I lost my teddy bear

    Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

  7. Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

    Honeydew who?
    Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

  8. Hey girl are you a queen?

    Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

  9. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  10. Hi I am Microsoft.

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

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What is a Tonight pickup line?


Funny tonight pickup lines

Are you a coin ?
Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
(Add tonight at last maybe)

The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

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This is a funny Tonight pickup line!

You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

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Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

You. Me. Minecraft. Tonight.

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.