Hey girl are you a queen?

Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

Hi I am Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a coin ?

Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
(Add tonight at last maybe)

The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

I quit taking drugs 3 years ago...

So I dont have any lines but can I take you out tonight?

France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

So you’re from the largest country in the world?

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

I'm looking to lay more than brick tonight.

I'm a server, can I crash at your place tonight?

Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

You want to take a trip down South tonight?

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

Well Amsterdam! Don't you look hot tonight!

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

Hey babe, are you up for some high energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind s**... on your neck tonight.

Do you play for West Brom?

Because Albion top of you tonight.

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.

The ghosts upstairs wont be the only ones moaning tonight.

Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

Hey girl want study scripture together in my dorm tonight?

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.

Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

I'm stacking nothing but strait lifesteal and kiss appeal tonight, baby.

Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?

Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.

Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

Venom won't be the only injections going on tonight.

Hey babe, are you a software update?

Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.

I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

Is your name Hannibal Lecter?

Because I would like you to eat me tonight.

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

Knock knock Who's there? Bangkok!

Bangkok who? Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok. 

Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

Are you busy tonight at 4 AM?

I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

Knock knock! Who’s there? When where.

When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you.

Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

Knock knock! Who's there? When where.

When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you.

Are you as free as America tonight?

Tonight, I'll fall asleep with you in my heart!

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

I'm looking forward for tonight to try that French croissant of yours.

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Want me to Grease up your Grove tonight?

Eh baby, I dunno about the Dragonborn but I know you're coming tonight.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dream.

Dream Who? You having a sweet dream tonight.

Tonight I'm going to make you scream out the name of your chosen mythical deity.

Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

It’s great that you’re good with kids..

Because I plan on leaving mine all over your face tonight

The blowing wind tonight, makes me wanna fly to you.

Your eyes are shining brighter than any Navratri lights, can I be the one to light up your world tonight?

Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got 10 fingers. Tonight I'll give you two.

Hey girl, are you an objection?

Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Are you in captivity?

Or are you free tonight?

I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

Hey girl On a scale of 1- Kyle Rittenhouse, how free are you tonight ?

I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Hi, my name is _______. (Insert name)

But you call me TONIGHT.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.