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Top 50 Tonight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tonight pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tonight conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Roses are red

    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    But tonight you'll get two

  2. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

    So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

  3. Is your name Jesus?

    Coz you getting nailed tonight.

  4. Girl, are you a sharpie?

    Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

  5. I lost my teddy bear

    Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

  6. Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

    Honeydew who?
    Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

  7. Hey girl are you a queen?

    Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

  8. Hi I am Microsoft.

    Can I crash at your place tonight?

  9. Are you a coin ?

    Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
    (Add tonight at last maybe)

  10. The password is 69420

    She says: password for what?

    "That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

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Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.
Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

I quit taking drugs 3 years ago...

So I dont have any lines but can I take you out tonight?

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

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You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

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Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Are you sasuke?

cus you're coming home with me tonight.

You. Me. Minecraft. Tonight.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

So you’re from the largest country in the world?

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.