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Top 50 Today Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Today chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  2. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Cause your a 1/10

  3. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  4. On a scale of one to America

    How free are you today?

  5. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

  6. I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

  7. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  8. I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

  9. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  10. I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

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Funny today pickup lines

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

I guess I'm wearing green today.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?