Today’s word is ‘legs’

How about we spread the word?

On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?

So today's 22/2/22 huh

In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

Are you busy today?

Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

I guess I'm wearing green today.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

Hey girl are you Italian?

If she says yes:

“well then, what's a Roman goddess doing so far away from the Italian peninsula?"

If she says no:

"well then, i mistakened you for Juliet. can i still be your Romeo for today?"

What to say if a scammer calls you

Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

Today's Tuesday. We need to have a taco date.

"Is it a leap year or are you just making my heart skip an extra beat today?"

Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...

The snow was wetter than usual today. Wonder why.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies. But today you simply put the butterflies my stomach.

Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where?
Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

Not feeling myself today

So can I feel you instead

You signed a disclaimer of physical rights today, didn’t you?

Girl are you today's date?

Cause you're 11/10

Well now I know why the sky was so grey today…

You took all the blue for your eyes

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Karin: Wake up! I still have 999 matches left to meet today’s quota.

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

You dropped something today. Your smile.

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Girl, did you have my ABC today yet? A Big c**....

Girl, I want to plow more than the snow today.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Is that a virtual background or are you glowing today?

Are you autistic?

Because your looking extra special today

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.

Are you my Zoom? Because I want to build a connection today.

It's a hot h**... day today in the desert. But don't worry, it's a dry h**....

I think about you like today’s date

24/7 ;)