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Top 50 Today Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Today rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Today pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug

  2. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  3. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  4. I saw your bf today, i went to hug him but i bumped into the mirror

  5. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  6. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

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Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

Me: "Because you're a work of art."

She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

Today’s word is ‘legs’

How about we spread the word?

On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?

So today's 22/2/22 huh

In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

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Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

Spotify is such a scam
Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

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234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

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I guess I'm wearing green today.

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I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?
Coz you are the one.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Asked her if she was todays date, was successful, now what

Had to take advantage of the opportunity to use the “are you todays date” line on 10/10, it worked, now I have no idea what to say.

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

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Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Today phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Today lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.