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Top 50 Today Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Today pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. (For girls to use on boys)

    Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug

    Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them

  2. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  3. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  4. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  5. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  6. Today’s word is ‘legs’

    How about we spread the word?

  7. On a scale of one to America

    How free are you today?

  8. Are you busy today?

    Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

  9. Hey baby, are you today's date

    Because you're 9/10

  10. Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

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Funny today pickup lines

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

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I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

I guess I'm wearing green today.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

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Working Today tinder opener

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?