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Top 17 Yesterday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Yesterday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Yesterday conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

  2. Every day I love you more than yesterday. Sweet dreams.

  3. What to say if a scammer calls you

    Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

  4. I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

  5. Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

    I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true

  6. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  7. Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

    Can work with any other hot drink of your liking

  8. Look in description

    Me: you remember that upsexy smell at school yesterday
    Girl: what’s upsexy
    Me: nothin how about you

  9. Thanks for your help!!

    I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

    I told them this one, they really liked it.
    "What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

    I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
    "I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

    some of my favs I've seen so far

    "We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

    "I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

    "You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

  10. So where's my belated father's day gift huh? I thought I was Daddy I waited all day yesterday for it

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What is a Yesterday pickup line?


Funny yesterday pickup lines

Yesterday I saw a bee sniffing you
Because bees can detect bombs like you

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.



Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

Hey girl, are you yesterday's date?

Cuz you're 10/10

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

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This is a funny Yesterday pickup line!

For you see, each day I love you more 
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.