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Top 15 Yesterday Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Yesterday pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

  2. Every day I love you more than yesterday. Sweet dreams.

  3. What to say if a scammer calls you

    Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

  4. I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

  5. Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

    I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true

  6. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  7. Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

    Can work with any other hot drink of your liking

  8. Look in description

    Me: you remember that upsexy smell at school yesterday
    Girl: what’s upsexy
    Me: nothin how about you

  9. Yesterday I saw a bee sniffing you

    Because bees can detect bombs like you

  10. Are you a heart?

    Because I want you pounding inside me.



    Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

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Hey girl, are you yesterday's date?
Cuz you're 10/10

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

For you see, each day I love you more 
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

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