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Top 20 Yesterday Pick Up lines

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  1. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  2. I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

  3. Every day I love you more than yesterday. Sweet dreams.

  4. What to say if a scammer calls you

    Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

  5. I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

  6. I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

yesterday pickup line
What is a Yesterday pickup line?

Working short yesterday pickup lines to impress a girl

That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be c**....

Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true

A long one

So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking

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This is a funny Yesterday pickup line!

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Me: you remember that upsexy smell at school yesterday
Girl: what’s upsexy
Me: nothin how about you

So where's my belated father's day gift huh? I thought I was Daddy I waited all day yesterday for it

Yesterday I saw a bee sniffing you

Because bees can detect bombs like you

yesterday Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.

Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

Hey girl, are you yesterday's date?

Cuz you're 10/10

For you see, each day I love you more 
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Yesterday phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Yesterday lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.