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Top 50 Earth Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Earth Day pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Earth Day conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  2. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  3. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  4. I want to exploit you like an oil company.

  5. Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

  6. In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

  7. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  8. I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

  9. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  10. Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

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Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

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Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. Seduce. Recycle.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

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Working Earth Day tinder opener

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Save the earth. Hug a me.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

I don't know what's hotter, you or Global Warming!

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.