In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

I don't know what's hotter, you or Global Warming!

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

I can't claim there will be zero emissions...

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

How much toilet tissue do you use?

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

Wanna get together and warm my globes?

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

Let's merge our environments.

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

Heard you recycle. Well feel free to reuse me.

Are you the earth? Because I'd really like to plant my seed in you.

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

I'm supporting an entire ecosystem in my dreadlocks.

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

Would you like to go down like Solyndra?

Is the Earth getting hot, or it just you?

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

Trust me, my carbon footprint is the ONLY thing getting smaller, right now.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Her eyes are bright as halogen lamps, energy-saving light of my life?

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Do you know, what is common between you and Earth ? You both

Are getting hotter and hotter 🥵 day-by-day.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Life without you would be like a Chevy Volt without a fire extinguisher.

Save water. Shower in my c**......

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Hey, baby. I'd love to plant a sapling in your forest.

Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

"As Earth's sweet embrace meets the ocean's fine sway, your spirit's a melody that brightens my day."

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

I'd be willing to marginally change my habits one day a year for you, babe!

"All corners of Earth you have twirled, yet in my heart, you're the most precious pearl."

How about we get all hot and sweaty and then not take a bath?

"You've journeyed around the world, but you still make my heart spin faster than the Earth on its axis."

Do you know a Similarity between earth and you? both are getting hotter day by day

"Well, how about we focus on the number of unforgettable moments we can share together instead?"

"Is your name Earth? Because you've been spinning around my world all day."

Are you earths rotation?

Because you make my day.

Haha, well, gotta enjoy life while we can, right? Who knows when a meteor might hit us during finals week! 🌠

"As you plan your day of birth, remember none shine brighter on this earth."

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

"How about counting the laughs we could share instead? It's a number that sounds much sweeter, don't you think?"

"That's deep! But I'd rather spend my time counting the stars in your eyes."

"Because even if I can't give you the whole world, I can still make your world brighter every day."

Are you global warming? Because you're making my world hot as heck.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Would you like to come over and see my solar panels?

Baby, you're a lot like Earth Day in that you deserve to be celebrated 365 days a year.

"Rather count the days until our first date, sounds more exciting!"

"Well, if I'm counting, I'd rather count the days till our next chat! 😉"

True, gotta make the most of it! But hey, who says we can't study AND have a good time? Multitasking for the win! 📚🥂

"How about counting down to our next chat instead? Sounds much more fun, doesn't it?"

"Well, I'd rather count the moments we might share making special memories. Isn't it a more charming equation?"

"Instead of counting days on earth, let's count moments we could share together."

"How about we focus on counting the moments that make life worthwhile, like this conversation with you?"

"Guess I'd rather count the number of smiles you're bringing to my face right now."

Wanna come over and help me turn over my compost pile?

"A little intense, but sure! If every day is as interesting as you are, it'll be a fun countdown."

If you were the sun, I'd orbit around you all day...just like the Earth!

I'l show you my footprint if you show me yours.

Let's get out of here and make our contribution to global warming.

Girl you're like the Earth...

Cause you only get hotter day by day

- Day 54

You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?

You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint

You left a carbon footprint…on my heart.

You look very fair, ambitious and binding tonight. We should make a deal.

You make me want to recycle my frowns into smiles.

You throw my center of gravity off.

You're making me as hot as molten magma.

You're millions of years old – I bet you're experienced.

You're so sexy you make me want to flower.

You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

Your sunsets are amazing.

Since this may be our last day on earth, I'm feeling generous. Can I buy you a drink?

Would you like to hug my tree?

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

I've never seen a better looking isthmus.

My heart is an iceberg in your own presence… it melts.

Please don't tell me that's an impermeable rock.

Let's get sweaty like Al Gore

Did you say spelunking?

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

Do you believe in the big kiss theory?

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.

Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!

How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.

Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather