Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

I don't know what's hotter, you or Global Warming!

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

I can't claim there will be zero emissions...

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

How much toilet tissue do you use?

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

Wanna get together and warm my globes?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

Let's merge our environments.

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

Heard you recycle. Well feel free to reuse me.

Are you the earth? Because I'd really like to plant my seed in you.

I'm supporting an entire ecosystem in my dreadlocks.

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!

Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

Would you like to go down like Solyndra?

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

Is the Earth getting hot, or it just you?

Trust me, my carbon footprint is the ONLY thing getting smaller, right now.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Her eyes are bright as halogen lamps, energy-saving light of my life?

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Do you know, what is common between you and Earth ? You both

Are getting hotter and hotter 🥵 day-by-day.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Life without you would be like a Chevy Volt without a fire extinguisher.

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

Hey, baby. I'd love to plant a sapling in your forest.

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

I'd be willing to marginally change my habits one day a year for you, babe!