Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

I have a p**... of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

My leprechaun wants to swim in your p**... of gold like he's Scrooge McDuck.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I guess I'm wearing green today.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

I want you like a pint of Guinness!

Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

Do u want to be my little leprechaun? I'll show u where u can find the gold.

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.

I'm wearing green pants...

Can I have a look at your leprechaun?

Make out with me, I'm very Irish.

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

How about we find out if my rainbow leads to your p**... of gold?

I'm lucky all the time.

Finding you is better than finding a p**... of gold.

I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.

Top o’ the morning to ya—actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning!

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

I'm on my way to steal your Shamrock Shake!

Wanna see if there's a p**... of gold at the end of my rainbow?

Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

How many shades of green can you name?

I squirt rainbows, wanna see?

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my p**... is Dublin.

I see your favorite color is green, too!

Can we bangers and mash our genitals together?

Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

It's St. Patrick's Day, but Patrick is....PINK!

I'd like to leave a brat of gold at the end of your rainbow.

How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my d**...'s-a-Dublin!

Sounds like a fun plan! I'm game for some St. Patrick's Day shenanigans with you. Let's make it a night to remember.

Can't wait to see you in green on St. Patrick's Day, but I bet you'd look even better out of it. 😏

A little leprechaun told me I might find someone special this St. Patrick's Day. Looks like my luck is turning around! 🍀

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves s**....

Sure, I'll join you in celebrating St. Patrick's Day! But only if you promise to wear green... or not. 😉🍀

St. Patrick's Day must be lucky, but meeting you feels luckier. Care to share your favorite way to celebrate? 🍀

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

Count me in! Can't wait to celebrate with you. Who knows, maybe we'll find our own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... 😉

Haha, lucky for you, I'm not Irish, but I can still make your day as magical as a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. 😉🍀

Sounds fun! I'll bring the green beer, you bring the charm. Let's make this St. Patrick's Day unforgettable.

It's shaped like a rainbow, wanna see it?

Sounds like a fun time! I'm in. But only if you promise to wear something green... or maybe nothing at all?

I bet you look great in green; maybe we should celebrate St. Patrick's Day together next time!

Sure thing, I'll join you for some St. Patrick's Day fun! Looking forward to seeing if you're as charming as you seem. 😉🍀

I bet you taste better than the Jameson I just threw up.

Count me in! I can already picture us celebrating together, getting lost in the green of St. Patrick's Day... and maybe each other's eyes.

Sounds like a fun plan! I bet we could make our own luck together. How about we get lucky on St. Patrick's Day? 😉🍀

Haha, does that mean I get a kiss if I catch you not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day? 😉🍀

I'm a leprechaun, I'm here to rescue you.

I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.

Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?

Haha, I must say, you're as charming as a four-leaf clover on St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 Let's plan a lucky date soon.

Count me in! Green beer, leprechauns, and a handsome date - what more could a girl ask for? 😉

Sounds fun! I'll bring the luck if you bring the charm. Let's make our own magic on St. Patrick's Day.

Count me in for St. Patrick's Day! I have a feeling our chemistry will be as electric as a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 🌈

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Green beer and good company? Count me in! Can't wait to see what trouble we can stir up together.

Green beer and cheeky banter with you? Count me in! Let's see if the luck of the Irish is on our side.

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the luck, you bring the charm. Let's make this St. Paddy's unforgettable.

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.

Green is definitely your color, but I bet it's not the only one that looks good on you. 😉

I don't need a p**... of gold. I got you!

Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!

Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.

Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

Tip o' the Trojan to ye!

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Kiss me, I'm Irish.

It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Irish you were naked.

Irish you were my lover.

Interested in 50 shades of green?

If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

If you don't go on a date with me, the leprechauns have already won!

I thought your smile was the shimmer from a p**... of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.

Let's go out again so we can share a p**... of gold. Tequila gold, that is.

You’re my p**... of gold . . .and I’d like to make a deposit.

I'm Irish! Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?

I'd be delighted if you shared this magical p**... of gold with me.

I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!

I caught a leprechaun today but I'll let you have him because he did his job: I was lucky enough to meet you.

How'd you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?

How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].

Hey baby, you make my shamrock shake.

Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?

Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.

Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don't wear kilts.

Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

Forget the wearing of the green and let's get right to the wearing of your kiss like a hat!

Top of the morning. Wanna screw?

Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.

You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!

You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.

You must be part leprechaun because everything you touch turns to gold.

You make my pants want to get up and Riverdance.

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.

You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.

Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.

Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!

Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?