Top 50 Alphabet Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Alphabet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Alphabet starts with A BC
Number starts with 1 2 3
Music starts with Do Re Mi
So can love start with you and me -
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.
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If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,
Because I always want to be next to U.
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Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?
"no there is 26"
"oh I forgot U R A Q T"
"That's still only 25?!?"
"dont worry you'll get the D later" -
I consider my life to be like the alphabet.
Without U, it's incomplete.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put P and V next to each other.
Now excuse me while I run away in shame.
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You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.
Funny alphabet pickup lines
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
If i could rearrange the alphabets...
I'd put my dick in your godamn mouth 🤪
Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Girl: aren't there 26 letters
Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t
Girl: that's still 25
Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
You remind me of my favorite letters in the alphabet.
U R A Q T
Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet
U R A Q T & D N U
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Wanna hear me do the alphabet?
A B C D E F G R U D T F with me?
If I can rearrange the alphabets...
I'll put u and i together
Aye girl if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and D togeather
Cause you beaU-Dful
And im tryna smash
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet
Her: what about the other one
Me: I'll give you the D in the morning
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I would put U and I together
Screw the alphabet
Cuz damn U R A Q T
I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...
I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"
Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...
You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!
Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
Hey look I can say the alphabet A,B,C ,E
Oh look I forgot the D in you.
A variation of one from the 4chan post a year ago
You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right?
Her: Nope there are 26.
You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T.
Her: That only makes 25 letters.
You: You'll get the D later.
Does the Alphabet have 20 letters?
Them: No
Oh, yeah, I forgot U R A Q T
Them: That's 25 there's 26
Oh, you'll get the D later
If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.
Rearranging the alphabet
If I could rearrange the alphabet, do you know what letters I'd put together? -
A: I P N U