Top 50 Alphabet Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Alphabet chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Alphabet starts with A BC
Number starts with 1 2 3
Music starts with Do Re Mi
So can love start with you and me -
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.
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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.
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If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,
Because I always want to be next to U.
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Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?
"no there is 26"
"oh I forgot U R A Q T"
"That's still only 25?!?"
"dont worry you'll get the D later" -
I consider my life to be like the alphabet.
Without U, it's incomplete.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put P and V next to each other.
Now excuse me while I run away in shame.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
Funny alphabet pickup lines
Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Girl: aren't there 26 letters
Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t
Girl: that's still 25
Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
If i could rearrange the alphabets...
I'd put my dick in your godamn mouth 🤪
Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I'd put my cock in your mouth
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Wanna hear me do the alphabet?
A B C D E F G R U D T F with me?
Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet
U R A Q T & D N U
Aye girl if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and D togeather
Cause you beaU-Dful
And im tryna smash
Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…
I just wish that I know u
Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet
Her: what about the other one
Me: I'll give you the D in the morning
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I would put U and I together
I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...
I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"
Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...
You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5!
Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
Hey look I can say the alphabet A,B,C ,E
Oh look I forgot the D in you.
A variation of one from the 4chan post a year ago
You: There are 20 letters of the alphabet, right?
Her: Nope there are 26.
You: Oh I must have forgoten U R A Q T.
Her: That only makes 25 letters.
You: You'll get the D later.
Does the Alphabet have 20 letters?
Them: No
Oh, yeah, I forgot U R A Q T
Them: That's 25 there's 26
Oh, you'll get the D later
Rearranging the alphabet
If I could rearrange the alphabet, do you know what letters I'd put together? -
A: I P N U
Me: Hey Girl
Her: Oh hey
Me: You make me think about all 21 letters in the alphabet
Her: but there are 26 letters in the alphabet
Me : Oh I’m sorry , i forgot U R A Q T
There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...
"All I'm missing is 'U'!"
If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice...
"Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
If I could rearrange the alphabets..
I would put U and I together
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I want to be with you forever
Because I don’t want you to be ‘x’ in my
Life’s alphabets
Hey I heard you stole three letters from the alphabet...
Can't you just give them back u q t
Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet
Me: There's twenty letters in the alphabet
Crush: No there's 26
Me: I forgot u r a q t
Crush: That's 25
Me: I'll give you the D later
There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Oh, I forgot u r a q t. I'll give you the d later.