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Top 31 English Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of English chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

  2. Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

  3. Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

  4. Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

  5. You know what I hate about English?

    There’s no “D” in “You”

  6. Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

  7. Her: I have a boyfriend

    Me: I have an English test

    Her: What?

    Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

  8. Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

    Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

  9. 50% of the time works every time

    So , you come to a girl and ask her: What's your name? For example she says emily. Now you say: Oh that's my second favourite name. Now she will ask:And what's the first? Then you tell her your name and followed by nice to meet you. Sorry for bad english..

  10. Are you English class?

    Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

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Are you English?
Cause you've colonised my mind/heart

Are you a simile? Because I like your as

For all you English lovers

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

What's kurma in english?

dates?
Ok, let's grab some dinner. I'll pick you up at 7.

My phone gallery is full of English alphabet letters.

Would you like to see my D pic?

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

Girl do you like a full English?
Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

I’m fascinated by the English alphabets

Especially U

Hey girl, are you an ak-47?

Because I want to load you ;))




*i don’t know how it can works in English but in my language it’s perfect*

*suggestions welcome*

Wanna know my favourite alphabet in English?

U

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.



Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn
Them: Yeah you can correct me.
You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry

According to the English language, I can't be "Q"...*finger guns*...with out "U"

My nick name is Q, works for me lol

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)