39 English Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective English rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about english, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working English Pickup Lines

A good English hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

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I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response
I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.
Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".
Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.
You got more body then an English final ‍

She responded “l**... that was smooth thank you️ I appreciate it”

1/1 100% success rate

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Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Short and cute english pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about english are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You know what I hate about English?

There’s no “D” in “You”

Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

Beautiful Is Still Beautiful In Spanish Or English.

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Cheesy english Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If i could change anything in english...

I would make "you" become "mine"

Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

50% of the time works every time
So , you come to a girl and ask her: What's your name? For example she says emily. Now you say: Oh that's my second favourite name. Now she will ask:And what's the first? Then you tell her your name and followed by nice to meet you. Sorry for bad english..

Are you English class?

Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

Dam you I just got a ticket cuz my heart is racing

Is this even make sense? I'm not English so please let me know

If your cat spoke English, what book would you read to him/her?

Are you English?

Cause you've colonised my mind/heart

Corny english Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming English conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a simile? Because I like your as

For all you English lovers

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

My phone gallery is full of English alphabet letters.

Would you like to see my D pic?

I’m fascinated by the English alphabets

Especially U

For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you
You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn
Them: Yeah you can correct me.
You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry

According to the English language, I can't be "Q"...finger guns...with out "U"

My nick name is Q, works for me lol

What's kurma in english?

dates?
Ok, let's grab some dinner. I'll pick you up at 7.

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.

Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

Wanna know my favourite alphabet in English?

Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

A good english Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth English hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain English love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty English chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.