Top 39 English Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty English pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy English tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

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I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response
I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.
Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".
Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.
You got more body then an English final ‍

She responded “l**... that was smooth thank you️ I appreciate it”

1/1 100% success rate

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Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
You know what I hate about English?

There’s no “D” in “You”
Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.
Beautiful Is Still Beautiful In Spanish Or English.
Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Working english pickup lines

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your Sex.

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Hey girl are you my English project due tomorrow?

Because I will work hard on you all night and forget you exist the next day.

50% of the time works every time
So , you come to a girl and ask her: What's your name? For example she says emily. Now you say: Oh that's my second favourite name. Now she will ask:And what's the first? Then you tell her your name and followed by nice to meet you. Sorry for bad english..

Are you English class?

Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

Dam you I just got a ticket cuz my heart is racing

Is this even make sense? I'm not English so please let me know

If your cat spoke English, what book would you read to him/her?

Today's my birthday...

I would enjoy you to be my present

Edit: I'm sorry for my awful english

Are you English?

Cause you've colonised my mind/heart

Are you a simile? Because I like your as

For all you English lovers

My phone gallery is full of English alphabet letters.

Would you like to see my D pic?

Hey boy, we should change a few rules of English.

We should make it so the letter D is silent when it comes after the letter M. That way you could put a D in me and nobody would ever know.

I’m fascinated by the English alphabets

Especially U

For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn
Them: Yeah you can correct me.
You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry

According to the English language, I can't be "Q"...finger guns...with out "U"

My nick name is Q, works for me lol

What's kurma in english?

dates?
Ok, let's grab some dinner. I'll pick you up at 7.

Are you a heart?

Because I want you pounding inside me.

Thought of this in English class yesterday and my friend loved it.

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

Wanna know my favourite alphabet in English?

Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.