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Top 18 German Pick Up lines

Are you a German or you are trying to hit on a German person? Use these funny german related pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines feature common German words and phrases, German food and drinks, and German stereotypes.

  1. Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

  2. Wow! lookit those tips!

    Are they german or french?

  3. Are you German engineering?

    Because you're the world's finest.

  4. Have you ever tried German discipline?

  5. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  6. Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

    Cause I love jew too

  7. Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

    Coz I would like to penetrate you with the strength of the entire German Army

  8. Are you a German fork?

    Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

  9. Are you German?

    Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

  10. Pickup line for American men going on German dating sites

    I want to conquer you like it's 1945

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Working german pickup lines

Are you German?
Because I've got some Wienerschnitzel for you

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.


Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.


I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Are you German?

Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

Are you german?

Because your the only germ i want

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I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?