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Top 20 German Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty German pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  2. Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

  3. You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

  4. Wow! lookit those tips!

    Are they german or french?

  5. Are you German engineering?

    Because you're the world's finest.

  6. Have you ever tried German discipline?

  7. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  8. Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

    Cause I love jew too

  9. Are you a German fork?

    Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

  10. Are you German?

    Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

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I want to conquer you like it's 1945

Are you German?

Because I've got some Wienerschnitzel for you

Are you German?

Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

Some people say I’m bilingual

I say that I know enough German to get you out of those pants and into some leserhosen

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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.


Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.


I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Are you german?
Because your the only germ i want

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.