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19 German Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a German or you are trying to hit on a German person? Use these funny german related pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines feature common German words and phrases, German food and drinks, and German stereotypes.

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A good German pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

  2. Wow! lookit those tips!

    Are they german or french?

  3. Are you German engineering?

    Because you're the world's finest.

  4. Have you ever tried German discipline?

  5. How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

    I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

  6. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

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What is a good German pickup line?

Here are 19 german pick up lines for her and flirty german rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your german rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny german pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty german joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute german pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about german are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

Coz I would like to p**... you with the strength of the entire German Army

Are you a German fork?

Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

Are you German?

Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

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I want to conquer you like it's 1945

In the form of a logic puzzle.
The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.


Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.


I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Are you German?

Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

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Some people say I’m bilingual

I say that I know enough German to get you out of those pants and into some leserhosen

Are you german?

Because your the only germ i want

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain German love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty German chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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