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Top 22 German Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty German pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  2. Are you a German?

    Because I can Nazi my future without you in it

  3. Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

  4. You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.

  5. Wow! lookit those tips!

    Are they german or french?

  6. Are you German engineering?

    Because you're the world's finest.

  7. Have you ever tried German discipline?

  8. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  9. Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

    Cause I love jew too

  10. Girl are you 1940s French Ardennes?

    Coz I would like to penetrate you with the strength of the entire German Army

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Are you a German fork?
Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

Are you German?

Because im gonna shove a shotgun up your trench

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I want to conquer you like it's 1945

Are you German?

Because I've got some Wienerschnitzel for you

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Are you German?

Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

Are you german?
Because your the only germ i want

Could someone help me with Alina

She’s German no nazi jokes pls

Some people say I’m bilingual

I say that I know enough German to get you out of those pants and into some leserhosen

I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?