Top 19 pregnant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pregnant chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

2. I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

3. Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

4. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

5. Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

6. I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

7. Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!

8. I'm a magician,

   If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

9. Are you pregnant

   Because I hope that’s not fat

10. Are you pregnant?

    Cause I'm trying to get a double kill

Latest pregnant chat up lines

Are you pregnant?
Because that takes some balls

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

Oh your pregnant?

So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?