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Top 20 Pregnant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pregnant chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

  2. Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

  3. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.

  4. Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.

  5. I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

  6. Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

  7. Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!

  8. I'm a magician,

    If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

  9. Are you pregnant

    Because I hope that’s not fat

  10. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

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Funny pregnant pickup lines

Are you pregnant?
Cause I'm trying to get a double kill

Are you pregnant?

Because that takes some balls

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

Oh your pregnant?

So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?