Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.

Surfboards don’t get pregnant.

I'm a magician,

If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, another bun pops out of your oven.

"One smile from you, and I'm ready to start a beautiful family."

"Are you a baker, Manish? Because you keep filling me up with your sweet 'shukriya' cream pies!"

Do you work at a farm? Because you keep planting seeds in me and growing mini-mes.

Are you made of magic? Because you're glowing brighter than a pregnant moon.

Are you a magician? Because every year like clockwork, you make me disappear... with baby bumps.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a baby stroller?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future kids."

Are you a bakery? Because you keep giving me cream pies, and I'm lowkey getting "bun in the oven" vibes.

Are you a baker? Because you keep delivering those cream pies like it's your job.

"Did you know, with me, every night could be a beautiful journey towards making our own masterpiece of love?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever we're together, it's like you make my baby bump disappear.

"Despite the sweat, your beauty is breathtaking, and your motherly aura, simply enchanting."

"Are you an oven? Because you're baking up something special, and it's got me hot and bothered!"

Are you a bakery? Because you keep giving me more cream pies than I can handle!

"Is your name Fertility? Because whenever I'm near you, I feel like we could create miracles together."

Are you a baker? Because you keep giving me more buns in the oven than a pastry chef!

"Is your baby's favorite color purple? Because it seems our futures are already aligning perfectly."

Your belly holds a precious gift, a kiss from you is all I need to uplift.

Is your baby bump a magnet? Because I can't help but be drawn to you.

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give you a lifetime of giggles and baby coos in return."

Are you a baker? Because every time you're around, I end up with a bun in the oven.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... just like how you are when you shukriya."

Girl: I’m not cute

Guy: I’m pregnant
Girl: What?
Guy: I thought we were saying things that are impossible :)

I wonder if u guys know where this is from

"Are you a stork? Because I've been waiting for you to deliver a miracle into my life."

"Seeing you blossom with life like this makes me want to explore the science of creation."

"If looks could conceive, you'd have made me a father already with your stunning beauty."

"Darling, if beauty could make babies, you'd be a one-woman nursery."

Are you a baker? Because you keep giving me so many "buns in the oven" every year!

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

"Hey Manish, are you a magician? Because every time you say 'shukriya', I magically end up pregnant!"

"Are you carrying twins? Because I'm seeing double the beauty in your radiant, purple glow."

Are you a baker? Because you keep delivering buns in the oven every year!

"Ever thought about creating miracles? Because I think we'd make an incredible masterpiece of life together."

"Are you a baker, Manish? Because every time I see you, I get a 'bun in the oven'!"

"Is your name Destiny? Because I feel like our future involves a baby carriage and a white picket fence."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I think we're meant to start a family tree."

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

"Is your name Destiny? Because I can foresee us creating a beautiful chapter of life together."

"Do you believe in destiny? Because I dreamt of our kids' first day at school last night."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, I see our future kids in your eyes."

"Excuse me, miss, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the prospect of our possible future offspring."

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"With curves like that, who needs fashion? You're my favorite masterpiece in the gallery of life."

Are you an ultrasound? Because you've got my heart beating faster than a baby's kick!

Do you work for a stork delivery service? Because you seem to be delivering something special every year!

"Your beauty is the only kind of magic I'd want to pass on to our future mini-you."

Do you work at a dairy farm? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I'm getting a fresh batch of cream!

"Do you have a 'shukriya' discount for frequent cream-pie customers like me, Manish?"

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Morning sickness, huh? Must be carrying our love child then."

If I had a dollar for every time you made me pregnant, we could start our own daycare.

Are you a farmer? Because you seem to be planting seeds in me every time we meet!

Are you a baker? Because you keep giving me those cream pies... and I'm not talking about dessert.

"Darling, pregnancy suits you, turning your glow into a radiant sun. How about cooling down together?"

"Do you believe in miracles? Because I'm seeing cribs, bibs, and baby giggles in our future."

"Are you a baker, Manish? Because every time you give me a creampie, I feel like I'm in pastry heaven!"

"Are you a stork? Because I can't help but imagine you delivering the miracle of our life."

"Are you a bakery? Because with all these cream pies, you must be the master chef!"

Are you a baker? Because every time I see you, I can't resist asking for another creampie.

"Is your name Fertility King? Because I seem to get pregnant just by looking at you."

"Your eyes hold the future, I'd be honored to fill it with baby laughter."

"Manish, are you a magician? Because every time you say 'shukriya' after giving me creampies, it's like you make my heart disappear!"

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

You're glowing like the moon, a kiss from you would make my heart swoon.

Are you a baker? Because every time I see you, I think "There goes my daily dose of cream filling!"

"Your smile is captivating, how about we mix our genes and create the world's most beautiful baby?"

"Are you a stork? Because I swear you just delivered a baby-sized crush into my life!"

"Are you a magic lamp? Because with one touch, I wish you could make me a dad."

"Ever thought of making a masterpiece? Because, with those genes and mine, we'd create a beautiful baby."

Do you work at a farm? Because being around you always leads to a "bun in the oven."

"They say lightning never strikes twice, but with me, I'm like a fertility thunderstorm!"

"Do you work at a yogurt shop, Manish? Because you keep 'filling me up' with those creamy compliments!"

Are you a baker? Because you keep giving me "creampies" like I'm your favorite pastry.

Do you work at a farm? Because you keep planting your seeds and growing our family!

Are you pregnant?

Cause I'm trying to get a double kill

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and in the land of shukriyas."

"Girl, are you making me expectant with your beauty, or am I just feeling a kick from cupid's arrow?"

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because every time you give me creampies, I end up with a bun in the oven!"

"Is that a baby bump or is your beauty just radiating more today?"

Are you a stork? Because you deliver happiness wherever you go, just like a bundle of joy!

"Girl, you must be carrying the sun in there, because your glow is making me sweat!"

"Hello Marin, unexpected to see you here. And who's this beautiful lady accompanying you today?"

Do you work for the stork? Because you seem to have a yearly delivery schedule at my doorstep.

"You're not wearing any clothes, but you've still managed to steal my heart!"

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

Oh your pregnant?

So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you