66 Pregnant Pick Up lines And Rizz

Did you see a hot girl who is pregnant and want to hit on her? Use these funny & flirty pick up lines to help you score. These pick up lines feature common pregnancy related themes including morning sickness, stretch marks, and raising a family.

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I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.
Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.
Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u.
I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.
Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!

Here are 66 pregnant pick up lines for her and flirty pregnant rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your pregnant rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pregnant pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pregnant joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute pregnant pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pregnant are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.

Surfboards don’t get pregnant.

I'm a magician,

If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

"One smile from you, and I'm ready to start a beautiful family."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a baby stroller?"

"How about we skip the small talk and start planning for our baby's first birthday party?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future kids."

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Cheesy pregnant Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Did you know, with me, every night could be a beautiful journey towards making our own masterpiece of love?"

"Your radiant glow outshines all the stars, and that baby bump? Absolute perfection."

"Are you an oven? Because you're baking up something special, and it's got me hot and bothered!"

"Despite the sweat, your beauty is breathtaking, and your motherly aura, simply enchanting."

"Is your name Fertility? Because whenever I'm near you, I feel like we could create miracles together."

"Is your baby's favorite color purple? Because it seems our futures are already aligning perfectly."

"Seeing you blossom with life like this makes me want to explore the science of creation."

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Funny pregnant Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Pregnant conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Darling, if beauty could make babies, you'd be a one-woman nursery."

"Are you a stork? Because I've been waiting for you to deliver a miracle into my life."

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

Girl: I’m not cute

Guy: I’m pregnant
Girl: What?
Guy: I thought we were saying things that are impossible :)

I wonder if u guys know where this is from

"Are you carrying twins? Because I'm seeing double the beauty in your radiant, purple glow."

"If looks could conceive, you'd have made me a father already with your stunning beauty."

"Ever thought about creating miracles? Because I think we'd make an incredible masterpiece of life together."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I feel like our future involves a baby carriage and a white picket fence."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I think we're meant to start a family tree."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, I see our future kids in your eyes."

"With curves like that, who needs fashion? You're my favorite masterpiece in the gallery of life."

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

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Clever pregnant Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Pregnant hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Excuse me, miss, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the prospect of our possible future offspring."

"Do you believe in destiny? Because I dreamt of our kids' first day at school last night."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I can foresee us creating a beautiful chapter of life together."

"Your beauty is the only kind of magic I'd want to pass on to our future mini-you."

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Morning sickness, huh? Must be carrying our love child then."

"Darling, pregnancy suits you, turning your glow into a radiant sun. How about cooling down together?"

"Do you believe in miracles? Because I'm seeing cribs, bibs, and baby giggles in our future."

"How about we play universe and create a little star together?"

"Are you a stork? Because I can't help but imagine you delivering the miracle of our life."

"Your eyes hold the future, I'd be honored to fill it with baby laughter."

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

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Smooth pregnant Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Pregnant pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Your smile is captivating, how about we mix our genes and create the world's most beautiful baby?"

"Ever thought of making a masterpiece? Because, with those genes and mine, we'd create a beautiful baby."

"Are you a stork? Because I swear you just delivered a baby-sized crush into my life!"

"Are you a magic lamp? Because with one touch, I wish you could make me a dad."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I can't help but feel our future generations are waiting on us."

Are you pregnant?
Cause I'm trying to get a double kill

"Girl, are you making me expectant with your beauty, or am I just feeling a kick from cupid's arrow?"

"Is that a baby bump or is your beauty just radiating more today?"

"Hello Marin, unexpected to see you here. And who's this beautiful lady accompanying you today?"

"Girl, you must be carrying the sun in there, because your glow is making me sweat!"

"You're not wearing any clothes, but you've still managed to steal my heart!"

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

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Flirty pregnant Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Pregnant pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

Oh your pregnant?

So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pregnant love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pregnant openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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