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Top 50 excited Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Excited chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

  2. My Samehada has never been this excited.

  3. You must be a photon because you just took me to my excited state.

  4. Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

  5. Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

  6. Is it cold outside or are you just excited to see me?

  7. When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

  8. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

  9. You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

  10. Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

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Are you the ice cream man?
Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

If I was an electron, I would be in a higher energy level. Because you got me excited.

Do you have puss in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.

If we were amendments, I would love to be joined with you to become a very exciting compromise

I won't object to your excited utterances.

Love is hard, so is writing...
But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Is that a bat in your pocket sweetheart, or does my costume excite you?

Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just excited to be within six feet of me?

This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.

Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)

If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.

If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.

You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.

You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.

My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.

I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

Do I look a little thinner to you?

I think you've excited me to a new state.

Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

Physics/Chemistry One Here

Are you radiation? Cos you make me excited.

OR

Are you an electron? Cos I want to excite you

So what do you do for a living besides making all men excited and warm all over?

An oldy but one of my favorites!

I could sing my ABC's to you
A because you're Attractive
B because you're beautiful
C because you're confident
E because you're exciting
G because you're great
H because you're hot
I because you're intelligent
J because you're just perfect
K because you're kind
L because you're lovely
M because I miss u when gone
N because you're nice
O because you're outstanding
P because you're particular
Q because you're a Queen
R because you're ravishing
S because you're stellar
T because you're terrific
U because you're unique
V because you're vivacious
W because you're wonderful
X because you're xenodochial
Y because you're yummy
Z because you're zestful

Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

I'm kind of like batman

There is always something exciting you can pull out of my belt

Damn girl are you a train?

Because I’m always excited to see your caboose as you go bye

Which nerve can excite the clitoris ?

Hypoglossal nerve.

Hey girl, did you spill a drink on your pants?

Or are you just excited to see me?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ancient treasures excite me.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!