32 Nervous Pick Up lines

Are you nervous and want to break the ice and pick up that hot guy or girl? Use these cheesy nervous pick up lines to help you break the ice! Nervous and pick up lines are often used together. Find the best nervous pick up lines here now!

Best Working Nervous Pickup Lines

A good Nervous hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a cop?

Because I know you aren't here for me but I'm going to act all nervous anyway.
Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.
Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
Girl are you a o**... exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

Short and cute nervous pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nervous are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Are you my laptop?

Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous.

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Cheesy nervous Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?

But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

Hey, are you an audience?
Because I get nervous speaking to you

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Hey girl, is your kiss a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.

Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

Corny nervous Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Nervous conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

Are you the police?

Coz I know you aren't here for me but I am still kinda nervous

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nervous love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nervous chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.