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Top 27 nervous Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Nervous chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

  2. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  3. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  4. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  5. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  6. Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

  7. Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

    Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

  8. Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

  9. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

  10. Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

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Are you the national debt clock?
Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Hey girl, is your ass a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.

Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.
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Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

Are you the police?

Coz I know you aren't here for me but I am still kinda nervous

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?

Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.