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Top 31 Nervous Pick Up lines

Are you nervous and want to break the ice and pick up that hot guy or girl? Use these cheesy nervous pick up lines to help you break the ice! Nervous and pick up lines are often used together. Find the best nervous pick up lines here now!

  1. Are you a cop?

    Because I know you aren't here for me but I'm going to act all nervous anyway.

  2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

  4. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  5. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  6. Girl are you a oral exam?

    Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

  7. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  8. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  9. Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

  10. Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

    Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.


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Working nervous pickup lines

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

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Hey, are you an audience?

Because I get nervous speaking to you

Are you the national debt clock?
Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Hey girl, is your kiss a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.

Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

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Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

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Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?