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Top 29 Nervous Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nervous pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

  3. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  4. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  5. Girl are you a oral exam?

    Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

  6. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  7. Are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  8. Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

  9. Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

    Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

  10. Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

    Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

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Are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

Hey, are you an audience?

Because I get nervous speaking to you

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

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You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

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Are you the police?

Coz I know you aren't here for me but I am still kinda nervous

Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

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Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.