47 Nerd Pick Up lines

Here are 47 nerd pick up lines for her and flirty nerd rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about nerd that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your nerd rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny nerd pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty nerd joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Nerd Pickup Lines

A good Nerd hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a dragon nerd or a b**... freak?

Because either way I’ll be your dungeon master
I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.
Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.
So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.
Hi crush, would you be my main quest?
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

Short and cute nerd pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nerd are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Wanna check our math together?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

For the nerds
I like gold, but "A" is silent.

Source - internet /
Explanation - chemical symbol for gold is 'Au'

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Cheesy nerd Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

Like a vacuole in a cell, your beauty holds all I need, What a stunning mystery, you indeed proceed.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

In the universe of biology, you're my vacuole so fine, storing all the sweetness and love that's divine.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

You must be a cell membrane, because you've got me feeling a strong ion exchange of attraction.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Corny nerd Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Nerd conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.

Eleanor: Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.

Nerds: Girl, you are forever my favorite nerds.

My new one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

For Science Nerds

Your influence is like acids to my litmus solution/paper because everytime I talk to you, I turn red..

A good nerd Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Nerd hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Hey are you Hilbert?

Coz I need some space.

P.S. nerd alert!

Need one for Rachael

Is a nerd and likes memes if that helps.

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

Need something geeky for a girl

Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.

Nerdy one

Me dancing without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I <3 nerds>Academic Decathlon

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nerd love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nerd chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.