Top 39 Nerd Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Nerd chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.
Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.
So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.
Hi crush, would you be my main quest?
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.
Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?
Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're CuTe.
Wanna check our math together?

Funny nerd pickup lines

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.

My new one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Hey are you Hilbert?

Coz I need some space.

P.S. nerd alert!

Need one for Rachael

Is a nerd and likes memes if that helps.

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Need something geeky for a girl

Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.

Nerdy one

Me dancing without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)