Top 40 Nerd Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nerd pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Nerd conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a dragon nerd or a bdsm freak?

   Because either way I’ll be your dungeon master

2. I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.

3. Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.

4. So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.

5. Hi crush, would you be my main quest?

6. Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

7. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

8. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

9. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Cause you're CuTe.

10. Wanna check our math together?

Funny nerd pickup lines

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

For the nerds

I like gold, but "A" is silent.



Source - internet /
Explanation - chemical symbol for gold is 'Au'

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.

I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Hey are you Hilbert?

Coz I need some space.


P.S. nerd alert!

Need one for Rachael

Is a nerd and likes memes if that helps.

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Need something geeky for a girl

Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.

Nerdy one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.