Top 44 Nerd Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Nerd rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Nerd pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Are you a dragon nerd or a b**... freak?

Because either way I’ll be your dungeon master
I'm selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.
Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.
So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.
Hi crush, would you be my main quest?
Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

Working short nerd pickup lines to impress a girl

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Wanna check our math together?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

For the nerds
I like gold, but "A" is silent.

Source - internet /
Explanation - chemical symbol for gold is 'Au'

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

nerd Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

nerd Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.

Eleanor: Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.

Nerds: Girl, you are forever my favorite nerds.

My new one
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to put your nerd card on probation.

Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it.

(Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

For Science Nerds

Your influence is like acids to my litmus solution/paper because everytime I talk to you, I turn red..

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Hey are you Hilbert?

Coz I need some space.

P.S. nerd alert!

Need one for Rachael

Is a nerd and likes memes if that helps.

nerd Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Can I do a p**... test on your back door?

Need something geeky for a girl

Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.

Nerdy one

Me dancing without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I <3 nerds>Academic Decathlon

It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nerd phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Nerd lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.