According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?

Are you a Cylon? Cuz you’re always in my head.

Are you the keymaster? (Ghostbusters)

Beam me down Cap'n. Waaaaay down.

Captain, she’s gonna blow!

Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you're the bomb.

Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filling my head with such thoughts. (Galaxy Quest)

Did you just have a warp-core breach or are you just happy to see me?

Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should i ambulate by your location again?

Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?

Don’t look now, but Uranus is stunning.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.

Can you l**... my joint?

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end. (Farscape, Bad Timing)

Hey are you from the future? Because you just beamed my heart away.

Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because i can see myself in them.

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

Hey baby, what's your OS?

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

I bet I can decrypt your code

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

I support portrait and landscape modes.

I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!

I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X (rays! And I want to smell dark matter! (Battlestar Galactica)

I was lost in space until I saw YOU!

I'd buy you a drink, but I am too busy trying to pull free from those imploding stars you call eyes.

I'm going to void your warranty!

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I’ll deep clean your systems.

I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!

I’m the droid you’re looking for.

If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?

If I were a function(), would you call me?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

Is that a lightsaber in your robe or are you just happy to see me?

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.

Its time, to quote the vernacular, to Rock and Roll! (X-Men I)

Let's exchange fermions!

Let’s shed your cloaking device.

Let’s take your inertial dampeners offline.

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

Maybe its just the way the triple moon-light hits your face, but you look incredible.

My docking station or yours?

My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

My scanners detected high amounts of sexyness in this quadrant, and i think i have found the source.

My thoughts are constantly trapped in your gravity-well.

Obi-Wan told me to follow my instincts, and my instincts are all over you.

Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. (Back to the Future)

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Sorry I can't stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.

Talk coding to me.

Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

They made a new color light saber called flesh…wanna see?

This sounds insane, I know, but I've been dreaming about you. Even before I saw you you were in my dreams. Weird isn't it. I mean... I don't know what it means ... but it might mean something, mightn't it? I hope so. Anyway, you're in danger and I think we should get out of here. (Brazil)

Torpedoes ready, captain.

Want to grab some Java?

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real? (Fahrenheit 451)

We've got to risk implosion. We may explode into the biggest fireball this part of the galaxy has seen, but we've got to take that one (in (a (million chance. (Captain Kirk in Star Trek,The Naked Time(Alternatively:Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. (A Taste for Armageddon)

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

What's your phaser's setting at? Because the moment I saw you I was stunned.

When I saw you I think my heart went into hyperdrive.

Whenever I look at you, my heart starts beating really fast like an Alien is going to burst out of my chest.

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?

Would you be my companion? (Dr.Who)

Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?

Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.

Nice Asimov.

You are making my floppy drive hard.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

You make my interface GUI

You must be from outer space because I see the stars in your eyes.

You must be tired because you've been running your code through my cpu all night.

You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

You're going to steal ME! No, you HAVE stolen me. You ARE stealing me. Oh! Tenses ARE difficult, aren't they? (Doctor Who)

You're the Obi-wan for me.

Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1

Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a w**....

Yoda one for me.

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

Nice bolts wanna screw?

“Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”