Top 50 Astronomy Pick Up lines
We have compiled a funny list of astronomy related pick up lines. Use these to help you get the girl or guy that you love! Or if you are just looking to meet new people at places like star parties or events.
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Hey Girl! My space ship is ready.
Wanna ride?
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Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
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Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
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You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!
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Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.
Working short astronomy pickup lines to impress a girl
The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.
I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.
Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.
If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.
Hey baby you shine so bright i want to be your co-orbital companion!
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
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Hey girl... I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.
Pluto is lame, I like Ur-anus better.
Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.
Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
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Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.
Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Is that the Helix Nebula I'm currently observing,Oh sorry...that's your eyes.
Can you give me a hand extracting me from my capsule?
Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.
How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!
*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
You are the full Moon and I am the Star.
Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.
I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
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Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you a Taurus?, cause I'm gonna Taurus s**... up
Girl you must be blue, because you're the hottest star around right now.
You are the most intriguing, mysterious, captivating person I've ever met. Wanna have s**...?
Your beauty is a singularity ... the force of attraction between us is so powerful.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Hey girl, wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.
There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.
If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.
Using smooth Astronomy phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Astronomy conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Astronomy phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Astronomy lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.