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Top 50 Astronomy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Astronomy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Girl! My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

  2. Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.

  3. Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  4. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  5. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  6. Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

  7. The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

  8. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  9. If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

  10. Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

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Funny astronomy pickup lines

Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

Hey baby you shine so bright i want to be your co-orbital companion!

Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.

Hey girl... I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.

You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.

Pluto is lame, I like Ur-anus better.

Let me be your nebula so you can be my baby star.

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

Hey girl! Let me orbit around that ass.

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.

Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.

Hey Baby, my curiosity makes me want to rover all over your body.

Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.

Is that the Helix Nebula I'm currently observing,Oh sorry...that's your eyes.

Can you give me a hand extracting me from my capsule?

Your smile is like a supernova...brighter than anything in the universe.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

You are the full Moon and I am the Star.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?