46 Geography Pick Up lines

Use geography pick up lines to help you get that hot girl or guy from your class or work. These geography themed pick up lines feature common concepts like map, countries, continents and more. You may also like our nature pick up lines or science pick up lines.

Best Working Geography Pickup Lines

A good Geography hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
Nothing's been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.
I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.
You just continentally drifted into my heart.
Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.
You want to take a trip down South tonight?

Short and cute geography pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about geography are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

So babe, is it just me or did we just cross to the intertropical convergent zone?

I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

I'd totally map your flows.

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Cheesy geography Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

You spin my heart like a globe.

I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

Hey baby, are you from Quito? Because you're Ecuadorable.

Geographers do it in the field!

Corny geography Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Geography conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.

What's the altitude of your pole?

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

Your volcano makes my earth quake.

Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

You're hotter than a pyroclastic flow.

You’re so nice I’ll never take you for granite.

You're the eighth wonder of the world.

My block mountain is rising girl.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

I’m gonna be just like an Oxbow Lake in its later stages and erode right through you.

A good geography Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Geography hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Has there been an increase in population density or are you getting close to me?

Hey girl, I'd map out YOUR vernacular region.

Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you.

Hey girl. If I could own any country in the world, I'd make Djibouti mine.

Hey baby, are you an enclave or an exclave? Cause I'm in an elongated state.

Why geography books! I will take u all around the world in a fairy tale!

I don’t know much geology, but I sure do know that I can rock your world.

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

You're like basaltic magma...HOT!

I'm at my dew point.

I've done the research and my findings conclude: your place has the best agglomeration effect.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Geography love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Geography chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.