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Top 46 Geography Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Geography pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Geography conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

  2. Nothing's been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.

  3. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

  4. You just continentally drifted into my heart.

  5. Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

  6. You want to take a trip down South tonight?

  7. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  8. I'll show you my cirque if you show me your hanging valley.

  9. Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

  10. So babe, is it just me or did we just cross to the intertropical convergent zone?

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Funny geography pickup lines

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

I'd totally map your flows.

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

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Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

You spin my heart like a globe.

I'm north you're south lets join up and make an equator.

Hey baby, are you from Quito? Because you're Ecuadorable.

My love for you will never be eroded away.

Geographers do it in the field!

Do you like Northeast African countries? Cuz I'm all about Djibouti.

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Working Geography tinder opener

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

Your volcano makes my earth quake.

Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

You're hotter than a pyroclastic flow.

You’re so nice I’ll never take you for granite.

You're the eighth wonder of the world.

My block mountain is rising girl.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

I’m gonna be just like an Oxbow Lake in its later stages and erode right through you.

Has there been an increase in population density or are you getting close to me?