Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.

I love sushi. Can you make some for me?

Hey Girl, are you a Beaver? Because you sure look like you could use some wood!

I eat cats if you know what I mean.

I'd like to mountie you! Sorry, was that rude?

I’ve been Czeching you out, and you look Nice.

There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.

Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.

Hey, is your name Wei Ting?

Your love is like a smudge, I feel it surround me.

Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

Are you from the wolf clan? Because you certainly have my heart howling!

Yo girl, come over later and I'll Nagasaki all over your face.

You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?

You look so good you almost had me speakin my native language!

It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce?

Cause I’d like to lose your top.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

I'd like to say hello to her kitty.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Are you a Native American princess? You know how to summon my spirit animal.

Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

Let me roll up your rim.

Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

So you’re from the largest country in the world?

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

Your Frybread makes a native want to fall in love.

I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

Un-fertilized por favor.

Lets take a wok to my place.

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

I'm actually way hotter than poutin.

You’re really tall for an Asian.

Hey would you believe me if i said i was bitten by a crocodile?

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

You have a large paddle.

Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?

You're the keema to my somosa.

I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

If I could rearrange the Tribes... I'd put yours and mine next to each other.

In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

How, Baby. Check out my wigwam.

Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

I want to pick burrs off of you.

Are you Welsh?

Because I'll make you Wale.

Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

Well Amsterdam! Don't you look hot tonight!

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Do you wanna Rome around in Italy for a few days before we go Cuba diving?

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.

I'd like to take a safari in your outback.

We vibe together, we should make a tribe together.

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

Want to see my Canadian Tire money?

You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

When we are together, out hearts beat together as one. Only a song that we can sing together

You don't have a reservation? Don't worry, because I have your reservation in my heart.

Ay caramba!

You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

My handdrum only beats for you.

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Wanna play in the Bush?

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.

Girl, you must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

I'll be your Frybread, if you be my honey.

Is your enchilada buttered?

You must be from Pittsburgh, because you're 'Steel'ing my heart!

I know tae kwon do.

Are you from the highest altitude in Mauna Loa Hawaii? Because you're a breath of fresh air.

You know Vladimir Putin?

Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

Can I take you out to the Hofbrauhaus? I'd do anything to be German.

I'd let you cross my border.

You turn me on like a rice cooker.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

You are from Yeman, so do say Yeman give it to me?

Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?

Can your beaver eat my log?

Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to p**... you.

You ever been ravaged by a savage?

Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,

maybe next time Yucatan with me?

May i take your truck for a test drive?

May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

Are you a plains native? To me, you're anything but plain!

Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.

Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

Want some rice with that chicken?

You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

I lost my social security number can I have yours?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

I want you to be in the center of my medicine wheel.

Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?

You are my heart and Seoul.

I’d like to explore your Netherlands.

Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.

Baby yuh full a curve like country road.