Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.

When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

Hey girl, just call me Joshua and you can be Jericho. Because you're gonna fall for me.

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

You smell better than incense!

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son.

You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

I didn't know angels flew this low.

I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

If you get lost in the midst of darkness

I'll help you find the iron rod.

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

What is your favorite Temple? I’m looking at mine.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

I just want you to know, I'm praying for you. No, I'm praying FOR you.

Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.