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Top 50 Religion Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Religion chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

  2. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  3. Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

  4. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  5. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

  7. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  8. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

  9. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

  10. Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.

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Funny religion pickup lines

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?