Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.

I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.

I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

Hey girl, just call me Joshua and you can be Jericho. Because you're gonna fall for me.

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

You smell better than incense!

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Son.

You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

I didn't know angels flew this low.

I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Shall you be my imam because being your makmum is what I desire to be.

Instead of sealing our lips together, lets get sealed in the temple first!

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

If you get lost in the midst of darkness

I'll help you find the iron rod.

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

What is your favorite Temple? I’m looking at mine.

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

I just want you to know, I'm praying for you. No, I'm praying FOR you.

Let me show you my big kiss theory.

Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

Since I love God and… You love God….We should love each other.

Did you walk around me 7 times? Because I fell for you.

Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.

The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

Wanna hold the priesthood?

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

Hey girl want study scripture together in my dorm tonight?

Weren’t we married in a previous life?

Your body is in screaming affluence!

Are you a preacher?

Cause you have beautiful feet!

If loving you was a religion, I'd be an extremist

Hey baby wanna go to church with me?

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

You look like you were born of goodly parents.

The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

You remind me of my other three wives. (ouch)

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

They told me that I’d feel the spirit at church, not that I’d see an angel!

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

Bring your imaginary friend.

You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

Where have you been all my Whole Track?

Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

Hey cutie, on a scale of David to Paul, how single are you?

Excuse me ma'am, but may I sin all over your bosoms?

Have you met little Jesus?

The way you tie your turban gets me overwhelmed.