Top 50 Religion Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Religion conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Religion pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

Working short religion pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.

I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

religion Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.

I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

religion Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?

Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

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Hey girl, just call me Joshua and you can be Jericho. Because you're gonna fall for me.

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

You smell better than incense!

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Hey girl why don't you and I make an Exodus out of here and get some dinner?

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Religion phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Religion lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.