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Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
When evolution made you, it was just showing off.
Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...
Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!
I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

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Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

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If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?

My love for you is like religion - it's unreal.

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You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

So....you wanna go sin together?

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

Tonight I'm going to make you scream out the name of your chosen mythical deity.

God is not great, but you are.

Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.

You're the top of my evolutionary scale, baby... Wanna mix genes?

You are the only goddess I believe in.

Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.

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I'm going to do things to you, that even your priest only dreamed about.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Want to recreate the Big Bang?

I am an atheist because I could not believe Someone could ever make something as perfectly beautiful as you are, my love.

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.

Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

I never believed there was a god but now you make me believe bc to me, you're a goddess.

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

I don't need three days to rise again.

Hey girl, do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Because I want to celebrate triumph your fine ass.

There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....

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I don't believe in unicorns either!

Thankfully, there is no heaven or h**..., because I have some deadly sins in mind.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

I believe when you're dead, you're dead. So why don't we make our own heaven on earth.

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?

Physics, evolution, and genetics have come together NICELY in you!

Hi. I think you're really beautiful and intelligent.

Would you like to go out sometime?

You're hottness is more unbelievable than god himself!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you prove it only to me.

They say Atheists don't have a reason to live, wanna gimme a reason?

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I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

I'm an atheist… until I o**....

I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!

Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

Are you a goddess? Because you look unbelievable.

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

Let me prove the Big Bang to you.

Is that a copy of Origin of Species in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

There is no heaven, but in your arms.

Hey girl. You say only god may judge you. How about we put that to the test.

Thank your parents for me. The genes they gave you were exquisite!

Sorry if I'm speechless. Oxytocin does that to me.

I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl

After meeting you I stopped being an atheist

What a Goddess

The Big Man in the Sky is a myth, but I've got something big for you that's real...

Hey I’m an atheist

But you had to drop from Heaven

I used to be an atheist.

But you made me realize that goddesses exist.

"Is it a sin to say your beauty could make even an atheist believe in miracles?"

You're so sexy, the stardust that made you must have come from the hottest star.

Hey girl I am an atheist because

Haven't been touched by an angel like you all these days

I don't believe you are wearing underwear, evidence please!

Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.

I was an atheist until i saw you

Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.

I only drink with godless heathens. Can I buy you a drink?

Since becoming an atheist, I've been looking for someone to worship and I think it could be you.

You don't believe in angels? Neither did I until I saw you.

Have spoke to an atheist before

I bet they regain their faith when they see themselves speaking to an angel

Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.

Hi I'm an atheist!

And just like the Bible you have some holes I'd like to explore.

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"I was an atheist until I realized that I was God!!"

I was an atheist..

Until the day I found an Angel. It happened when I saw you smiling.

Ya’ know I’m really an atheist but...

I don’t think any branch of science can comprehend your beauty.

Are you a creationist? Because you are so beautiful you must have been created by god and evolve to perfection overtime.

Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.

Let me show you there is a God.

Nice genes. Want to go half on the baby?

Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?

Don't worry. Nobody's watching.

Did it hurt when you turned to logic and reasoning?

Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.

You can't spell EVOLVE without LOVE.

You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It's quite an honor.

You might not be a nun, but you will be missionary tonight.

You must have fallen from heaven, because it doesn't exist.

You used to pray on your knee all day? Let's try something new.

You are like my soulmate, if I had a soul.

Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?

When I'm not there when you wake up, that's just me playing god.

Well I was planning on knock you over and carry you home. But that's so prehistoric. So maybe you want to just get a drink?

Wanna re-create the Big Bang?

Wanna prove our non-existance?

Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?

I may not go to church, but I have an o**... for you.

This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…

Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.

Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry. I can provide tons of proof.

Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!

Is that a copy of Origin of Speciesin your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

In what kingdom shall we come?

I naturally select you.

I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

I believe we are a perfect match, but will you come home with me so I can test my hypothesis.

Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?

Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?

Hey girl, let's combine our starstuff.

Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!

Evolution perfected itself when it made you.

Do you like Revelations? I'm not wearing any underwear.

Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?

Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

You are so sweet must be the deoxyribose in your DNA.

Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.

Are you a secular humanist? Because I want to engage in a rational conversation.

Are you a pastafarian? Because you have just been touched with noodly appendage.

Are you a diety? Because you look unreal.

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