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Top 50 Atheist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Atheist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Atheist conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  2. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

  3. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

  4. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  5. Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

  6. I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

  7. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  8. Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

  9. Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

  10. You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

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I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

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We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

Let me show you my big kiss theory.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

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If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?

My love for you is like religion - it's unreal.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.