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Top 50 Atheist Pick Up lines

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  1. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  2. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

  3. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

  4. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  5. Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

  6. I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

  7. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  8. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  9. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  10. Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

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You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

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You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

Let me show you my big bang theory.

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If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?

I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.