Top 50 Atheist Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Atheist conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Atheist pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.
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When evolution made you, it was just showing off.
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Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!
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Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...
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I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.
Working short atheist pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.
Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!
You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!
Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.
Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!
You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.
atheist Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.
You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.
Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.
I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.
I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?
I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.
atheist Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.
Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist
Because I want to do unholy things with you
If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.
I'll give you a night you won't believe.
Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?
Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!
Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.
The only real heaven is in my bed.
Bring your imaginary friend.
Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?
My love for you is like religion - it's unreal.
atheist Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.
God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.
I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...
According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!
So....you wanna go sin together?
There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.
Tonight I'm going to make you scream out the name of your chosen mythical deity.
God is not great, but you are.
Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.
You're the top of my evolutionary scale, baby... Wanna mix genes?
You are the only goddess I believe in.
Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
I'm going to do things to you, that even your priest only dreamed about.
God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?
Want to recreate the Big Bang?
I am an atheist because I could not believe Someone could ever make something as perfectly beautiful as you are, my love.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Atheist phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Atheist lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.