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Following is our collection of Atheist chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  2. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

  3. When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

  4. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  5. Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

  6. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  7. I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

  8. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  9. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  10. Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

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You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

You're as beautiful as that clear, blue, godless sky.

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

You've tried the non-existent, now try the logical popsicle.

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Let me show you my big bang theory.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?

I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.