Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Wanna press my tofu?

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because your vegan glow is stealing the show off Broadway."

"You're like a mixed media art piece, beautifully complex, and modeling a physique that's simply impeccable."

"Is your heart made of tofu? Because I can't help but soy in love with your compassion and taste."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vegan supermarket, right into my tempura-loving heart?"

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because you're packed with all-natural beauty that's hard to resist."

"Are you a vegetable roll? Because I can't imagine my sushi platter, or my life, without you!"

Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you, it's un-bowl-ievable!"

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Are you a sushi roll? Because even though you're vegan, I'm soy into you."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because every time I see you, my heart says Soy in-love!"

"Excuse me, but is your heart made of tofu? Because I feel like a vegan stuck in a sushi shop."

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

"Well Chelsea, if you were a drink, I'd say you're 100% organic and vegan - too good to be true but maybe hard to swallow!"

"You must be avocado in my sushi roll, because when you're around, I know everything is better and healthier!"

I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

"Are you avocado in my vegan sushi? You've got me on a roll, and I can't seem to keep m-iso-lf away!"

I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat

Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.

You're one hot tomato... Want to see my zucchini?

I'm a vegan...

I'm a vegan, but for a meat like you,
I would make an exception.

I hope your aren’t a vegan

Because I want to put some meat in you

I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

Ya wanna mix vitamins?

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

Yous is the only meat I will ever put in my body.

Can I cover you in agave nectar?

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new h**... linens, but I need an additional opinion.

I’d turn vegan for you.

Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

I know all the E-numbers.

I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.