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Top 50 Vegan Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vegan pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I am a vegan but I willing to make an exception.

    Will you let me eat your meat?

  2. I hope you aren't vegan

    Because I want you to taste this meat

  3. Hey are you vegan?

    Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

  4. You’re so crafty!

    Are you an artisan vegan pudding maker?

  5. Your daddy must have been a vegan baker, because you're a croissant.

  6. Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

  8. Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

  9. You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

  10. How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

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Funny vegan pickup lines

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

Vegans really do taste better. And by vegans, I mean my vagina.

Wanna press my tofu?

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I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.

Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

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Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

I'm a vegan

But I can eat your pussy tonight

I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.