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Top 50 Vegan Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Vegan rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Vegan pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I am a vegan but I willing to make an exception.

    Will you let me eat your meat?

  2. I hope you aren't vegan

    Because I want you to taste this meat

  3. I was a vegan till I met you

    Then all of a sudden I had butterflies in my stomach.

  4. Hey are you vegan?

    Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

  5. You’re so crafty!

    Are you an artisan vegan pudding maker?

  6. Your daddy must have been a vegan baker, because you're a croissant.

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Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

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You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

Wanna press my tofu?

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I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

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I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

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Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

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I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat

Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.

You're one hot tomato... Want to see my zucchini?

Hey handsome, if you were a tree, I'd turn vegan...

Because your bark is worth every bite ;)

I'm a vegan...

I'm a vegan, but for a meat like you,
I would make an exception.

I hope your aren’t a vegan
Because I want to put some meat in you

I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

I’d turn vegan for you.

Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

Can I cover you in agave nectar?

Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Vegan phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Vegan lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.