Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Wanna press my tofu?

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

I bought some new h**... sheets, wanna try them out?

Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

"Are you a carnivore? Because your smile could scare the meat right off a steak!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your terrifyingly beautiful smile… and those big teeth!"

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because your vegan glow is stealing the show off Broadway."

"You're like a mixed media art piece, beautifully complex, and modeling a physique that's simply impeccable."

"Is your heart made of tofu? Because I can't help but soy in love with your compassion and taste."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vegan supermarket, right into my tempura-loving heart?"

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because you're packed with all-natural beauty that's hard to resist."

"Are you a vegetable roll? Because I can't imagine my sushi platter, or my life, without you!"

Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you, it's un-bowl-ievable!"

I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

"Are you a sushi roll? Because even though you're vegan, I'm soy into you."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because every time I see you, my heart says Soy in-love!"

"Excuse me, but is your heart made of tofu? Because I feel like a vegan stuck in a sushi shop."

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

"Are you a bear? Because I’d be scared to run into your jaws… but I’d love to share a picnic!"

"If you were an animal, I'd definitely be the one to run... just to impress you with my speed!"

"Well Chelsea, if you were a drink, I'd say you're 100% organic and vegan - too good to be true but maybe hard to swallow!"

"You must be avocado in my sushi roll, because when you're around, I know everything is better and healthier!"

"Are you a vampire? Because your smile is to die for, and I’m not scared of your big teeth!"

"Are you avocado in my vegan sushi? You've got me on a roll, and I can't seem to keep m-iso-lf away!"

I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat

"Do you believe in love at first bite? Because with those jaws, I’d let you hunt my heart!"

Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.

You're one hot tomato... Want to see my zucchini?

Hey handsome, if you were a tree, I'd turn vegan...

Because your bark is worth every bite ;)

I'm a vegan...

I'm a vegan, but for a meat like you,
I would make an exception.

I hope your aren’t a vegan

Because I want to put some meat in you

I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

Yous is the only meat I will ever put in my body.

Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

Can I cover you in agave nectar?

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?

Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new h**... linens, but I need an additional opinion.

I’d turn vegan for you.

If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

I know all the E-numbers.

I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.

I would like to give a kiss tofu.

I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new h**... sheets, but I need a second opinion.

I have new h**... sheets, wanna try them out?

If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?

If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?

May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition.

May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.

Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.

Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

Ya wanna mix vitamins?

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.