Top 50 Vampire Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vampire pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vampire conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

2. I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.

3. Once you go Drac, you never go back.

4. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

5. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

6. I fell in blood the first time I saw you!

7. See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. Cmon lets get out of here!

8. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

9. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

   Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

10. Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Funny vampire pickup lines

Hey babe, you're hot AF.

Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

I have died everyday waiting for you.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?

Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

Where have you been all my after-life?

My coffin or yours?

Hey baby, what's your blood type?

Suck my blood so I know it's real.

Can I be your maker? I'll show you a life like you've never dreamed.

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would suck you so hard.

They say love bites...wanna find out?

Want to know why they call me Vlad the Impaler?

Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

Girl, I'll bite you any day!