Top 36 Demon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Demon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Demon conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

2. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

3. My butler Is a demon in more than one way, care to see?

4. If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.

5. Can I possess you like you have possessed my obsession?

6. You must be a crossroads demon, because you have my soul.

7. You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

8. Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

9. I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

10. You're to me what demon blood is to you, Sam!

Funny demon pickup lines

Why need demon blood, when you have me.

If you were a demon I'd sell my soul just to seal a deal with you.

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a demon? Because I want you inside me.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

I became a tentacle demon just so I could molest your entire body all at the same time!

Is that a Kurdish Knife or are you just happy to see me?

Are you my sleep paralysis demon?

-because I could get used to seeing you every night.

Are you a demon?

Because you’ve got me possessed

Hey boi are you a possessing demon?

Cause I wanna feel you getting in my body.

Are you a Demon?

Because i want to promise my soul to you

Why yes, that is a little demon in my pocket!

If I would ever be possessed,

I hope you'll be my demon.

Hey are you the devil

Cuz i wanna sell my soul to you

(seriously though - what's with me and demonic pick up lines?)

Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you

I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night

Alternatively:

So that I could wake up to you everyday

Girl you must be a demon

Because you’re always in my thoughts at 3am

Are your legs Nutella

Cause i would love to spread them...... On bread after i sacrifice them to the demon sith lord....

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

I think my longsword just went demon mode

If I’m a demon, you must be a Devil’s Trap, because I’m stuck to you.

Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot.