19 Donkey Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 19 donkey pick up lines for her and flirty donkey rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about donkey that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your donkey rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny donkey pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty donkey joke for a great chat response.

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A good Donkey pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!
Did your donkey fell in sugar? Then what is that sweet ass?
I'm hung like a donkey!
Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.
"Do you live in a swamp? Because you've got this beauty that's making my donkey personality feel like a prince!"
"I must be Donkey, cause I'm head over heels for a beautiful ogre like you."

Short and cute donkey pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about donkey are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

I'm a donkey whisperer,

and your kiss is speaking to me.

"In a world full of donkeys, you're my Shrek-tacular queen, the loveliest princess my eyes have ever seen."

"Ever played pin the tail on the donkey? Let's play a more grown-up version tonight."

Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.

Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

Girl your kiss is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

Cheesy donkey Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.

Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash.

You wanna see a donkey show?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Donkey love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Donkey chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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