Top 24 Donkey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donkey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

2. I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

3. I'm hung like a donkey!

4. Hey Girl, Do You Own A Donkey,

   Please Show Me Your Ass.

5. Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

   I'm a donkey whisperer,
   
   and your ass is speaking to me.

6. You remind me a donkey showroom

   Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!

7. Hey girl, is your Halloween costume a donkey who won't repent?

   Cuz damn that ass!

8. Are you a donkey

   Because I wanna ride your ass

9. Roses are red, i'm a monkey

   Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

10. Are you a donkey

    ‘Cuz I wanna ride that ass

Funny donkey pickup lines

If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...
Would you let me stuff that ass?

Damn girl are you a donkey.

Cause that ass

Do you like sheep and donkeys?

Cuz I'm in the mood for a ram up my ass

Girl your ass is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Kind of stupid but a funny pickup line
M-Did your donkey fell in sugar?

F- No

M- then what about that sweet ass

Have you ever considered donkey insurance?

Well call me if you need me to take care of your ass

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

You wanna see a donkey show?

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.