Top 21 Donkey Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Donkey chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
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I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
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I'm hung like a donkey!
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Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself
I'm a donkey whisperer,
and your ass is speaking to me. -
You remind me a donkey showroom
Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!
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Hey girl, is your Halloween costume a donkey who won't repent?
Cuz damn that ass!
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Are you a donkey
‘Cuz I wanna ride that ass
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Damn girl are you a donkey.
Cause that ass
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If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...
Would you let me stuff that ass?
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Do you like sheep and donkeys?
Cuz I'm in the mood for a ram up my ass
Funny donkey pickup lines
Girl your ass is fine..
Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.
Hey girl do you know why donkey’s fest me?
Because I eat ass.
Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one
Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)
Have you ever considered donkey insurance?
Well call me if you need me to take care of your ass
Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!
Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.
You wanna see a donkey show?
Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.
Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?
Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash.