Top 13 Donkey Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Donkey pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Donkey tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!
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Did your donkey fell in sugar? Then what is that sweet ass?
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I'm hung like a donkey!
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Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.
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Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself
I'm a donkey whisperer,
and your kiss is speaking to me. -
Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.
Working short donkey pickup lines to impress a girl
Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Girl your kiss is fine..
Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.
Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one
Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)
You wanna see a donkey show?
Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....
Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Donkey phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.