Top 10 Donkey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donkey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Donkey conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'm hung like a donkey!

2. Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

   I'm a donkey whisperer,
   
   and your kiss is speaking to me.

3. Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.

4. Roses are red, i'm a monkey

   Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

5. Girl your kiss is fine..

   Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

6. Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

   Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

7. Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.

8. Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash.

9. You wanna see a donkey show?

10. Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?