Top 22 Donkey Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donkey pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

2. I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

3. I'm hung like a donkey!

4. Hey Girl, Do You Own A Donkey,

   Please Show Me Your Ass.

5. Came up with this one today. Was a bit too proud of myself

   I'm a donkey whisperer,
   
   and your ass is speaking to me.

6. You remind me a donkey showroom

   Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!

7. Hey girl, is your Halloween costume a donkey who won't repent?

   Cuz damn that ass!

8. Are you a donkey

   ‘Cuz I wanna ride that ass

9. Damn girl are you a donkey.

   Cause that ass

10. If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...

    Would you let me stuff that ass?

Funny donkey pickup lines

Do you like sheep and donkeys?
Cuz I'm in the mood for a ram up my ass

Girl your ass is fine..

Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

Hey girl do you know why donkey’s fest me?

Because I eat ass.

Have you ever considered donkey insurance?

Well call me if you need me to take care of your ass

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

You wanna see a donkey show?

Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.

Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash.