Top 46 Whale Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Whale conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Whale pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Roses are red, whales are grey
Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?
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Do You Like Whales?
Cause we can go humpback at my place.
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Do you like whales? Because we could go h**... back at my place.
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I'm a s**... whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?
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Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.
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Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

Working short whale pickup lines to impress a girl
Babe, you will love my whale inside you. You're whale-come.
Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes when I go down on you.
Do you like whales? Well you will love the whale in my pants after tonight.
Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

Are you a killer whale? Because babe you can prey on my s**... whales anytime.
Do you like whales?
Cause I was thinking we could Humpback at my place
I heard you like whales.
Wanna humpback at my place?
whale Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
They don't call me a s**...-whale for nothing.
I bet you love whales and I want to get into your blowholes.
Are you my baby whale? Because I am about to make you squirt.
Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.
Want to ride a whale back at my place?
Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

You make me feel like a whale, I have to blow and let off some steam.
whale Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Hey girl are you a whale?
Cause you are rare, interesting and THICC.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could
A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?
Do you like whales?
Because we can h**... back at my place
Are you a whale?
Cause we can humpback at my place!
Are you a whale? Because my fire fish wants to hide in your blowholes.
Girl are you a whale?
Cuz we can humpback at my place
Are you a whale?
Cause I think we should h**... back at my place
Roses are red,
Whales eat krill,
Would you be keen for some Netflix and chill?
Are you a whale?
Cause u fat
Are you a Whale?
Cause your whaley pretty
Whale be mine?
whale Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.
If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, I'd be a Whale.
I speak whale.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
I whale shower you with love.
Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Do you like whales? Because we can go h**... back at my place.
They don't cal me a s**...-whale for nothing.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Whale phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Whale lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.