Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

Girl are you Panama?

Because I wanna stick my boat through your canal.

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

I know how to party, because I will rock your boat tonight.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

This ship could take you a thousand miles and could take you toward my heart.

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

Do you boat? Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

Girl, you want to see how I can harden up on demand?

If ya wanna ride, I have plenty of rope to tie you up with later.

Row row row you boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Girl, I am a drifting boat until I met you. You give me meaning.

Girl, as soon as you blow, this sail boat is going to sail.

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

You got the goods, babe I'd motor boat you any time.

Your boat has quite the catches.

Girl, you could ride my boat of love any time.

Why don't you come back to my place, and we can do some world-shaking of our own.

When I see you my main sail rise.

You got any wind? Because we are going places if you could blow my sails.

My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.

Is that a boat paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

How am I supposed to keep my eyes in the boat when I only have eyes for you?

Do you like it when It gets rough and high? Babe you know how to use the head.

Without you in my life is like a boat without a crew, it is directionless meaningless.

Continue to row your boat until you come to the destination you desire.

Babe, time to sheet in and bare away.

In every turn of the boat, it felt as if I’ve found you somewhere on the pages of my book.

As I looked down at the dark ocean from the boat, I feel I was staring into your eyes.

Remove all your worries in life, throw them in the sea and let them sink deeply at the bottom.

Are you a bowman? Because I’d love to see you blow the guy.

I fall in love with you but when I come too deeply it drowns me.

Hello there, you should use your butt, not your back.

No strong wave nor angry sea could ever break a sturdy and firm ship.

Girl, can I put some boat fuel into your tank?

This boat is like me, I could save you in your stormy days and darkest nights.

These dark clouds and strong wind could not hinder my boat in coming to you my love.

Babe, my boat is going to show you the world.

Take care of this boat for it will surely take care of you during the stormy nights.

Looks like your boat needs some s**... and I have the perfect crew.

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

Girl, you look like a safe place. I want to drop my anchor into your island.

Babe, with you, I don't need to bring my paddle to your motorboat.

Are you a boat? Because you need some captain to enter your pit.

Hey baby! You rock my boat like a professional captain crunch.

You must be a ship, because you have always been on my radar.

I know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.

Babe, I know how to leverage my paddle right into your waters.

Girl, I want to wing you tonight.

I will not get tired of sailing this boat until I reach you for you are my life.

Water boat we go on a rowing trip this weekend?

Are you a Sunfish? Because I’d like to find out how tight your cockpit is.

Continue to rock my boat and don’t be afraid for if you fall. You will just get more wet.

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my d**... down your throat

With you, I could travel the whole world with just a boat for our love will make it possible.

Nice garage, mind if I park my boat in it?

Babe, you give me boat-terflies in my stomach.

Babe, want to go for a ride on my big dinghy?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I paddle by again in my boat?

"Is your name Ocean? Because I'm lost at sea with just one glance from you."

Once you get on my boat, you will never need another vessel.

I always practice good seamanship.

Are you a captain of a ship? Because I want to become the captain of our own destiny.

Let this boat be our shelter under the stars.

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick mine down your throat.

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about how you sail you.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

Girl, you so hot that I want to name my boat after you.

You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.

We are all like a boat. We keep on sailing that waves don’t matter anymore.

Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again in my invisible boat like SpongeBob and Patrick?"

"Like a sailboat on open sea, your beauty beckons me, my darling, would you drift away with me?"

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being k**... if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

Are you a log drive? Because you're floating my boat and making me feel all wet.

You must be a sailor's dream because just like a boat, you make my heart float.

"Paddle boating at sunset would be perfect, but only if I'm lucky enough to reflect on its beauty through your eyes."

Hey giiiirl, are you a boat?

Cuz I like boatz.


I'm getting all the p**... p**... with this one

"Is your smile as radiant as the sunset? Because it's making my paddle boat journey unforgettable."

"You must be a sailor, because every time I see you, my heart sets sail."

Your smile shines brighter than the ocean blue, I'd sail any sea just to be with you.

Are you a mermaid? Because every time I see you, my boat starts to sail.

Are you a sunken ship? Because I'm ready to dive deep into your heart, Captain.

"Hey girl, can you tell me if this boat is sinking? Because I'm definitely falling for you."

"Is your name 'Anchor'? Because I feel like I've found what keeps me grounded in this sea of life."

Are you the boat from finding nemo?

Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

Like a boat sailing through the sea, your beauty sets my heart free.

"Like an anchor, you've held my attention tight, and girl, I wouldn't mind exploring your deep seas tonight."

Hey boy are you a boat

Cause I want to ride you

"Do you believe in love at first sail? Because when I saw you, I knew I'd found my anchor."

"Are you from Kerala? Because I've been lost in your eyes like a boat in the backwaters."

"Well, I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter, so I think we're in the same boat."

Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

Are you a sailboat? Because you just totally rocked my boat!

"If you were a boat, I’d paddle through any woods just to take you for a ride on this love lake!"

Balloons? Well, I can't promise to float your boat, but I can definitely make you laugh! What's your favorite childhood party memory? 🎈

"Are you green eggs and ham? 'Cause I don't like you... I love you, wherever, whenever, here, there or in a boat!"

"Are you a sailboat? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts to ride the waves of desire."

"Is this sunset beautiful? Absolutely, but it doesn't hold a candle to the glow you bring to my paddleboat ride."

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

What’s the difference between me and a propellor?

One motorboats, the other is a boat motor

In your presence, my heart's afloat, like a powerful tide swaying under your control boat.

"Are you a sea captain? Because I'm lost at sea and totally hooked on your smile."

If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

Are You A Tug Boat?

Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!

Would you like to sip on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night?

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I can show you how to row the boat

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some s**...…and I have the perfect crew.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.