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Top 38 Boat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  2. My dad has a drift boat.

  3. What did one boat say to the other boat?

    Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

  4. Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

  5. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  6. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  7. I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

  8. Anyone know what this mean?

    A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being kinky if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

  9. Hey giiiirl, are you a boat?

    Cuz I like boatz.

    I'm getting all the puss puss with this one

  10. Are you the boat from finding nemo?

    Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

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What is a Boat pickup line?

Funny boat pickup lines

Hey boy are you a boat
Cause I want to ride you

I'm not much for boats

But I can see myself in a ship with you

Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

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This is a funny Boat pickup line!

If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

Are You A Tug Boat?
Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

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Working Boat tinder opener

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I can show you how to row the boat

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.