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Top 39 Boat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Boat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  2. Are you single?

    Her : Yes (Only works if they say yes)
    You : Wow, I'm in the same boat. Wanna go to the other boat?

  3. My dad has a drift boat.

  4. What did one boat say to the other boat?

    Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

  5. Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

  6. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  7. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  8. I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

  9. Anyone know what this mean?

    A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being kinky if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

  10. Hey giiiirl, are you a boat?

    Cuz I like boatz.


    I'm getting all the puss puss with this one

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Funny boat pickup lines

Are you the boat from finding nemo?
Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

Hey boy are you a boat

Cause I want to ride you

I'm not much for boats

But I can see myself in a ship with you

Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

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This is a funny Boat pickup line!

What’s the difference between me and a propellor?

One motorboats, the other is a boat motor

If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

Are You A Tug Boat?

Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

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Working Boat tinder opener

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy

I can show you how to row the boat

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.