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Top 33 Boat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Boat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  2. My dad has a drift boat.

  3. Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

  4. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  5. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  6. I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

  7. I'm not much for boats

    But I can see myself in a ship with you

  8. Row row row the boat gently down the stream

    Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

  9. Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

  10. If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

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Funny boat pickup lines

Are You A Tug Boat?
Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

"Fishing lines"

I've got a rod for you to borrow.

I have a boat, if you could grab the bait.

I only reel in fish that rock the boat.

Fishing has always been a dirty sport.

Lets go read some hemmingway. Maybe some "old man and the sea"

Sometimes I have to beat the fish to get em in the boat, but thats only the big ones.

I only have extra large bait.

I only fish when the fish are biting.

I'm good with a motorboat.

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

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This is a funny Boat pickup line!

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I can show you how to row the boat

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Working Boat tinder opener

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.