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Top 36 Boat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

  2. My dad has a drift boat.

  3. What did one boat say to the other boat?

    Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

  4. Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

  5. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  6. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  7. I'd like your boat to pull in my pier.

  8. Hey giiiirl, are you a boat?

    Cuz I like boatz.


    I'm getting all the puss puss with this one

  9. Are you the boat from finding nemo?

    Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

  10. I'm not much for boats

    But I can see myself in a ship with you

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Funny boat pickup lines

Row row row the boat gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

If you want to please me, just get on a boat.

Are You A Tug Boat?

Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

I might not have inches
But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

Would you like to sip on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night?

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.

You rock my boat like captain crunch.

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

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Working Boat tinder opener

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.

I can show you how to row the boat

On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor.

Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat