Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.

Can I make you a recovery drink in the morning? You’re going to need it after the intense ride tonight.

Let’s do some interval training in my bed.

That’s the nicest frame I’ve ever seen, and I don’t mean your bike

I believe in riding with protection. Do you?

Hey there, do you need to use my pump to keep you going?

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

I can’t handle-bars but I’d love to go on a cycling date with you.

I’m an endurance athlete. I can ride all night long.

I love morning rides in the woods.

What’s the difference between the wheels on my bike and you? I could never get tired of you.

Want to go for a ride on my bike?

Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you out on a date.

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

"Let's go for a bike ride, because girl, the way you light up my world is more exhilarating than any downhill rush."

Want to plan a ride up this hill in my pants? It feels great when you’re on top.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I ride by again on my bike?"

"Are you a mountain trail? Because my heart is racing and I'm struggling to catch my breath every time I see you."

"How about you and I pedal our way into the sunset? After all, the most beautiful scenery deserves the most gorgeous companion."

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because I just spun around and fell for you!"

"Are you a crazy dance bike ride? Because my heart's spinning and I can't stop shaking it!"

"Girl, are your legs tired from biking all day or have they been running through my dreams every night?"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should we pedal around the park again?"

"Are you ready to pedal into the sunset? Because riding through life is far more exciting with a beautiful co-pilot like you."

"Are you a bicycle? Because I'm falling for you faster than I did when I first learned how to ride one."

I want to feel and touch your frame.

"Are you a crazy dance bike ride? Because I can’t stop spinning whenever I think of you!"

"Is your name Salsa? Because every time I see you, I want to break out in a crazy dance!"

"Are you a bike? Because my heart feels like it's racing whenever I lay eyes on you."

"Your bike may not be built for speed, but girl, your curves could set a new world record."

Kidnapping? I’ll bring snacks and a playlist. Just don’t expect a getaway car—my bike has a flat tire! 🚴‍♂️💨

"Your bike might be hot, but you're hotter. How about we ride off into the sunrise together?"

"Do you believe in love at first ride? Because my heart pedals faster whenever you're near!"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride? Because I’d pedal to the ends of the earth for your dance moves!"

Did I just go over my handlebars? Cause I’m head over heels for you!

If you were a dirt bike, I'd ride you all day - helmet not required.

You make my spokes spin all night long.

Are you a dirt bike? Because you've got me revving up for a wild ride!

"Riding bikes together... I can't resist the idea of chasing the horizon with you, my gorgeous pace setter."

"On two wheels we ride, your beauty my guide, in this heart you reside, forever by my side."

"Are you a mountain trail? Because my heart races every time I think about riding through life with you!"

"Are you a bike tire? Because you've got me feeling inflated with excitement every time I see you!"

"If you were a bike, you'd be a limited edition—stunning, powerful, and exactly what I've been searching for."

"Are you a bike? Because you've got my heart racing and I can't wait to take you for a spin!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the dirt bike track? 'Cause you've got my heart racing!

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should I do the worm while pedaling next time?"

"Are you into fitness? Because I've been wheelie trying to get your heart racing like a bike ride."

Your beauty shines brighter than chrome on a bike, you're the ultimate ride I'd like.

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because when we dance on our bikes, the wheels just align!"

"Are you a bicycle? Because every time I see you, my heart races."

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because my heart races every time you’re around!"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride? Because with you, I'd never tire of uphill battles."

My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you'd service me while it was gone.

"Imagine us on a bike ride... your hair flowing, my heart racing. Interested in making that a reality, beautiful?"

"Do you believe in love at first ride, or should we take another lap around the park?"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should we pedal together again?"

"Are you a unicycle? Because my heart’s doing a crazy dance just thinking about riding with you!"

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because my heart just did a cha-cha down this crazy bike ride!"

"Are you a mad dancer? Because my heart does the cha-cha every time I think about biking with you!"

Are you a rusty bike?

Because you squeak so much when I ride you

"I must be a bike, because your leather jacket makes me want to ride into the sunset with you."

"Is your heart a bike chain? Because I feel like we just clicked into place perfectly."

"Do you believe in love at first ride? Because our dance on wheels just made my heart do a wheelie!"

"Are you a bike trip in the mountains? Because my heart is racing uphill just looking at you."

"Do you believe in love at first ride, or should I take you for a spin again?"

"Are you made of bicycle parts? Because you’ve got my heart doing the cha-cha while riding in circles!"

Are you a bike?

Because I wanna ride you until I get tired

"Are you a crazy dance bike ride? Because just thinking about you makes my heart pedal faster!"

"Do you believe in love at first ride? Because you just hit me like a downhill without brakes!"

"Is your name Schwinn? Because my heart is pedaling like crazy every time I see you."

"Are you a bicycle? Because I'm really 'wheelie' falling for you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or were you just too busy riding your bike?"

"You must ride like the wind because every time I see you, my heart races faster than any bike."

"Is your name Spokes? Because you keep my wheels turning, babe, let's ride this road together."

Do you ride dirt bikes? Because you're speeding away with my heart, and I can't catch up!

"You've got the curves and I've got the speed. How about we cycle into a passionate journey tonight?"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride? Because when I see you, my heart starts pedaling faster."

"Your grace outshines the sun's rays, let's pedal towards love's ways, on our bikes for endless days."

"Are you a bike? Because I've been looking for a ride like you all my life."

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because I just danced my way to your heart!"

"Your smile outshines even the sleekest chrome on my bike, and trust me, babe, that's saying something."

"Are you a crazy dance bike ride? Because my heart’s doing wheelies just thinking about you!"

"Are you a bike ride? Because with every turn and twist, you take my breath away."

"Are you a bike seat? Because the ride's never been as enchanting and breathtaking since I saw you."

"Are you a mad dance? Because my heart can't keep up with your rhythm while I bike ride!"

"How about we unlock a thrilling ride into the sunset? Your beauty makes my heart race faster than any bike."

"Do you believe in love at first spin, or should we take another crazy dance bike ride together?"

"Are you a dance bike? Because every time I see you, my heart does a crazy spin!"

"Are you a bike? Because I can't handle my life's journey without riding with you."

"On my bike, let's take a tour, your charm is an open door; will you share your number before I explore?"

"An outdoor enthusiast? Intriguing! I can't resist a good mountain bike ride or a night under the stars."

"Are you a dance bike? Because every time I see you, I just want to spin in circles!"

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because when you danced by, I almost fell off my bike!"

"Are you a sports bike? Because my heart races every time I see you revving up at the café!"

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because my heart's been racing since I saw you."

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because my wheels are spinning just looking at your groove!"

"Is that your bike beside you? Because I'd love to take a thrilling ride down this hill with someone like you."

"Is your name Trek? Because I’d love to pedal through life with you by my side!"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should I pedal past you again?"

"Are you a bike seat? Because I can't help but want to ride with you all day long."

"Are you a mountain trail? Because my heart races every time I ride near you!"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride, or should we do the mad dance again?"

"Are you a bike? Because I’m ready to pedal through this crazy dance of life with you!"

"Do you believe in love at first pedal? Because my heart races faster than my crazy bike ride!"

"Are you a mountain trail? Because every ride with you feels like a breathtaking adventure!"

"Do you believe in love at first bike ride? Because I just saw you and my wheels started spinning!"

"Are you a bike? Because my heart races every time I see you pedal by!"

"Ever tried tandem biking? Just imagine us...two hearts racing, one bike, endless thrilling rides together."

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

"I may love speeding on my bike, but one look at you and I'm ready to slow down."

"Are you a mad dance? Because my heart can’t help but twirl every time I see you on your bike!"

"How about you fill the empty seat on my bike ride through life?"

"Are you a mountain trail? Because every moment with you feels like an adventure I want to ride forever!"

"Are you a bike seat? Because I've never seen something more perfectly designed for a wild ride."

"Are you a hill? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm on a bike ride!"

"Ever consider tandem cycling? Because the thought of you behind me is just too exciting."

"Are you a crazy dance bike ride? Because my heart's pedaling on the beat of your groove!"

Are you a rusty bike?

Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you

Hey Girl I can be your bike

You can ride me whenever you want

I'm like an uncomfortable bike seat

After a while I'll make your kiss hurt

Are you a bike?

Cuz I'd ride on you....

If not... You'd be a car...

Cuz you drive me crazy

Are you a bike?

Cuz I wheelie like you.

Want to ride our bikes around the halls?

This bike lane is built for two.

Want to lock our bikes together?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?

One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can s**... my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.