Top 50 Bike Pick Up lines

Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.

Can I make you a recovery drink in the morning? You’re going to need it after the intense ride tonight.

Let’s do some interval training in my bed.

Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.

I believe in riding with protection. Do you?

Hey there, do you need to use my pump to keep you going?

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s ride on the back of my bike and taste my glue.

I’m an endurance athlete. I can ride all night long.

What’s the difference between the wheels on my bike and you? I could never get tired of you.

I love morning rides in the woods.

Want to go for a ride on my bike?

Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you out on a date.

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

Want to plan a ride up this hill in my pants? It feels great when you’re on top.

I want to feel and touch your frame.

Did I just go over my handlebars? Cause I’m head over heels for you!

You make my spokes spin all night long.

My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you'd service me while it was gone.

Are you a rusty bike?

Because you squeak so much when I ride you

Are you a bike?

Because I wanna ride you until I get tired

I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

Are you a rusty bike?

Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you

Hey Girl I can be your bike

You can ride me whenever you want

I'm like an uncomfortable bike seat

After a while I'll make your kiss hurt

Are you a bike?

Cuz I wheelie like you.

One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can s**... my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.

Want to lock our bikes together?

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?

Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

This bike lane is built for two.

Want to ride our bikes around the halls?

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

Ride your girl as much as you ride your bike

Or ride me as much as you ride your bike.

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