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Top 26 Bike Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bike chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

  2. You remind me of my last biking accident

    Cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...

  3. You’ve got bike courier eyes.

  4. Hey girl, I bet you would look fabulous on my bike.

  5. My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?

  6. My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft

  7. Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s ride on the back of my bike and taste my glue.

  8. My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you'd service me while it was gone.

  9. Are you a rusty bike?

    Because you squeak so much when I ride you

  10. I can do things with a motorbike you've never seen. Like drive on a wall, win at motocross every time and crash the bike without breaking it up. If you take a ride with me I'll prove it to you!

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Are you a rusty bike?
Cause you squeak so much whenever I ride you

Hey Girl I can be your bike

You can ride me whenever you want

Are you a bike?

Cuz I'd ride on you....

If not... You'd be a car...

Cuz you drive me crazy

I'm like an uncomfortable bike seat

After a while I'll make your ass hurt

Are you a bike?

Cuz I wheelie like you.

Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?

Want to lock our bikes together?

One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.

This bike lane is built for two.

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

Ride your girl as much as you ride your bike

Or ride me as much as you ride your bike.


Want to ride our bikes around the halls?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.

Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.