Top 50 Pole Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pole pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

2. Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

3. I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

4. Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.

5. I'll let you raise my spin pole.

6. You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

7. What's the altitude of your pole?

8. Can I see your North Pole?

9. Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

10. My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

Funny pole pickup lines

Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

Are you the avatar? Because you just activated a portal in my South Pole.

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

I have a lucky pole.

Hey baby, I'm so big I got disqualified in the pole vault before the first round.

Are you a political operative? Because I detect a rise in the poles.

If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long.

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

Hey girl, are you a flag?

Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Hey girl are you snow?

Cuz I want you all over my South Pole

If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Here’s A Few For You.

You’re reely beautiful.

Will you take the bait and go on a date?

Nice bass baby.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again.

You don’t even have a fishing pole, yet I’m hooked on you.

I got my walleye on you.

Hey girl,are you thunder?

Because I am your pole

Are you a lost dog poster?

Because I want to pin you against a pole

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

Girl do like magnets?

Because there's a pole in my pants and it's attracted to you.

Girl are you a metal pole on Antarctica?

Coz I wanna stick my toungue down on you.

Girl you're like a magnet...

Cause my South pole wants to go your North pole

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Wanna see if your tongue will freeze against my pole?

I want to lower the flag on your pole.

You make my Power Pole extend.