Top 47 Pole Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pole chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

2. I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

3. Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

4. Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.

5. I'll let you raise my spin pole.

6. You must be the North Pole of a magnet, because I'm the South Pole and I can't stay away.

7. What's the altitude of your pole?

8. Can I see your North Pole?

9. Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

10. My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

Funny pole pickup lines

Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

Are you the avatar? Because you just activated a portal in my South Pole.

Are you in color guard? Cause you make my flag pole go up.

Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

Hey, interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

I have a lucky pole.

Hey baby, I'm so big I got disqualified in the pole vault before the first round.

Are you a political operative? Because I detect a rise in the poles.

If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

Hey girl, are you a flag?

Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

Are you a path integral in the complex plane?

Because I want you to surround my pole and create residue

If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Here’s A Few For You.

You’re reely beautiful.

Will you take the bait and go on a date?

Nice bass baby.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again.

You don’t even have a fishing pole, yet I’m hooked on you.

I got my walleye on you.

Hey girl are you snow?

Cuz I want you all over my South Pole

Hey girl,are you thunder?

Because I am your pole

Girl are you a metal pole on Antarctica?

Coz I wanna stick my toungue down on you.

Girl do like magnets?

Because there's a pole in my pants and it's attracted to you.

Wanna see if your tongue will freeze against my pole?

You cause an uprising in my pole-etariat.

Girl you're like a magnet...

Cause my South pole wants to go your North pole

- Day 34

Are you a lost dog poster?

Because I want to pin you against a pole

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

No, please do lean on my fingers while I grasp this pole for balance. All the better to grope you with.

I love the way you grip that pole.