Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

Are you an IKEA bookshelf?

Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

Are you wall Rose ?

My colossal wants to destroy you.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

You look like a piece of art

I should nail you against the wall ;)

I'd go through anything for you...including walls...

Are you a wall?

Cause I keep running into you.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

You’re a work of art,

Now let me nail you against the wall.

Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Are you a painting?

Because I want to nail you against the wall

Are you a poster?

Because I’d love to pin you on my wall ;}

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

Can I wall bang your double doors?

You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

Babe, they call me colossal titan because I can p**... walls good.

Are you the Berlin Wall?

Cause I can't get over you

Are you a maze??

Because I'd like to explore your walls ;)

Babe, I want to break your wall Maria tonight.

Hey are you Poster?

Cause I wanna pin you to a wall

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't get through to you without breaking down my barriers."

"You make that wall look good, but I bet we'd make an even better picture together."

"Are you a Berlin wall? Because my heart couldn't resist falling for you, just like '89."

Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Mirror mirror on the wall. You are the finest of them all.

"Just like Godzilla, you've destroyed my walls and conquered my heart."

"Like the Berlin wall, your beauty stands tall, let's share a dance under the Deutsch fall."

"Are you a Berlin Wall? Because I feel like I could spend forever trying to break through your charm."

"You must be a cell wall because you're not just attractive, you're uniquely permeable to my love vibes."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't seem to break through your tough exterior, but I'm dying to see what's inside."

"Is your name Wall? Because I've got an irresistible urge to lean into a captivating conversation with you."

"Your beauty makes me feel like a cell - unable to get past your captivating wall."

"China, eh? It's on my travel bucket list too! Shall we explore the Great Wall together someday?"

Hey girl, I hope you don’t mind me climbing up those walls.

"Like a cell wall you stand, resilient and grand, could I be the water to your plant, and hold your lovely hand?"

"How about we play a game where I'm gravity, pushing you against the wall with an irresistible pull?"

"You must be from Berlin, cause you've just breached the wall around my heart with your stunning beauty."

"Home safe and sound. Though it feels a bit empty without your laughter echoing off the walls."

Now that i think of it, you're like my poster

I like to pin you against the wall

"Just like a cell wall, I find you utterly essential, providing structure to my chaotic world of desires."

"Just like a plant needs a cell wall, my heart needs your love to stand tall."

"Ever played wall ball? Because I can't help but be drawn to your magnetic personality and pinned against the wall."

"Are you my cell wall? Because without you, I would definitely fall apart."

Hey are you a spider? Cuz I wanna crawl up your walls.

"Just like I can tear down walls, baby, I promise to break down all your barriers with my love."

"Though OnlyFans may hide your beauty's haul, your radiance outshines the virtual wall."

"Is your name Berlin? Because everytime I look at you, I feel like I've crossed the wall to paradise."

"Is your name Fort? Because I find myself helplessly drawn to your strong walls of beauty and charm."

"Are you a cell wall? Cause I feel a strong connection that's impossible to break through!"

"Baby, are you a cell wall? Because I can't get through you; my feelings are just too strong."

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my interest in you keeps rising, just like the stocks."

"Girl, if you were a cell wall, you'd be the only thing keeping my life from bursting with love."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I'm feeling an undeniable attraction that's keeping my biological activities balanced!"

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

"Home isn't always four walls, sometimes it's two eyes and a heartbeat like yours."

"Ever been pushed against the wall? Not in a bad way, but to be told that your smile lights up the room."