Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.

Are you an IKEA bookshelf?

Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

Are you wall Rose ?

My colossal wants to destroy you.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

You look like a piece of art

I should nail you against the wall ;)

I'd go through anything for you...including walls...

Are you a wall?

Cause I keep running into you.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

You’re a work of art,

Now let me nail you against the wall.

Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Are you a painting?

Because I want to nail you against the wall

Are you a poster?

Because I’d love to pin you on my wall ;}

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

Can I wall bang your double doors?

You must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you.

Babe, they call me colossal titan because I can p**... walls good.

Are you the Berlin Wall?

Cause I can't get over you

Are you a maze??

Because I'd like to explore your walls ;)

Hey are you Poster?

Cause I wanna pin you to a wall

Babe, I want to break your wall Maria tonight.

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

"You make that wall look good, but I bet we'd make an even better picture together."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't get through to you without breaking down my barriers."

"Are you a Berlin wall? Because my heart couldn't resist falling for you, just like '89."

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

Mirror mirror on the wall. You are the finest of them all.

Are you a hidden wall? Because I want to hit on you to access new areas of life.

"Is your name Wall? Because I've got an irresistible urge to lean into a captivating conversation with you."

"You must be a cell wall because you're not just attractive, you're uniquely permeable to my love vibes."

"Just like Godzilla, you've destroyed my walls and conquered my heart."

"Like the Berlin wall, your beauty stands tall, let's share a dance under the Deutsch fall."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't seem to break through your tough exterior, but I'm dying to see what's inside."

"Are you a wall ball? Because every time I see you, my heart bounces back with excitement!"

I like my women how I like advent calendars

Against the wall, flaps open and ready to be eaten

If I were a siege tower, I'd storm your castle walls faster than Saladin's armies.

Are you a boob wall? Because I can't stop staring at you.

"Your beauty makes me feel like a cell - unable to get past your captivating wall."

Now that i think of it, you're like my poster

I like to pin you against the wall

"China, eh? It's on my travel bucket list too! Shall we explore the Great Wall together someday?"

"Like a cell wall you stand, resilient and grand, could I be the water to your plant, and hold your lovely hand?"

Are you a wall? Because I can't resist running my hands all over you.

"How about we play a game where I'm gravity, pushing you against the wall with an irresistible pull?"

Hey girl, I hope you don’t mind me climbing up those walls.

"You must be from Berlin, cause you've just breached the wall around my heart with your stunning beauty."

Hey are you a spider? Cuz I wanna crawl up your walls.

"Ever played wall ball? Because I can't help but be drawn to your magnetic personality and pinned against the wall."

"Just like a cell wall, I find you utterly essential, providing structure to my chaotic world of desires."

"Just like a plant needs a cell wall, my heart needs your love to stand tall."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I find myself unable to break through your resistance, and it's really growing on me."

"Are you my cell wall? Because without you, I would definitely fall apart."

"Though OnlyFans may hide your beauty's haul, your radiance outshines the virtual wall."

I may build a wall, I'll never build one between you and me.

"Are you a System of a Down song? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m bouncing off the walls!"

"Is your name Fort? Because I find myself helplessly drawn to your strong walls of beauty and charm."

"Do you play wall ball? Because I can't help but want to be your perfect partner in this game of life."

"Are you a cell wall? Cause I feel a strong connection that's impossible to break through!"

"Just like I can tear down walls, baby, I promise to break down all your barriers with my love."

"Baby, are you a cell wall? Because I can't get through you; my feelings are just too strong."

"Baby, my eyes can't resist your magnetism. How about we play a game: I push you against the wall and admire your beauty?"

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my interest in you keeps rising, just like the stocks."

Your beauty surpasses that of the golden halls, like Persephone's allure in Hades' walls.

"Girl, if you were a cell wall, you'd be the only thing keeping my life from bursting with love."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I'm feeling an undeniable attraction that's keeping my biological activities balanced!"

"Home isn't always four walls, sometimes it's two eyes and a heartbeat like yours."

Hey girl are you a wall clock

Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

Are you a boob wall? Because I'm getting lost in your curves.

That's intriguing! I admire your guarded heart. What do you think it takes to truly break through that wall?

"You must be the cell wall to my cytoplasm, because without you, I couldn’t contain myself!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together against this wall."

"Ever been pushed against the wall? Not in a bad way, but to be told that your smile lights up the room."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, in your eyes I find the most beautiful of all."

"Is your name Berlin? Because I can't help but fall for your wall-breaking charm."

"Mikasa, you've got the strength of a titan and the beauty of a goddess, how about we break down some walls together?"

"Just like a cell wall, I might seem tough, but I'm here to support and protect your beautiful heart."

"Are we playing a game of tag? Because suddenly I feel the urge to corner you...in my heart."

"Pinning you against the wall, I can't help but admire your beauty. Is it as breathtaking in every position, I wonder?"

"Did the gravity just increase, or did your allure just pin me against this wall of fascination?"

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't break through your barriers but I just can't stop trying."

"Are you a wall? Because every time I throw my heart, it bounces right back to you!"

"Is your name Berlin? Because I can't help but feel a wall coming down each time I see your smile."

"Are you a Berlin wall? Because everytime I'm around you, everything else seems to fall apart."

"Babe, are you a cell wall? Because nothing gets past your defenses and that just makes me want to try harder."

Let's share love notes on Instagram's wall,
Your smile could brighten any hall.
In your presence, I feel tall.

"Do you like Fortnite? Because I can't build walls around my heart when you're the treasure I'm lootin' for."

Are you a Titan? Because you've definitely breached the walls of my heart.

"Are you from Berlin? Because I can't seem to resist your undeniable 'wall' of charm."

"How about I show you the ropes of Wall Street, and maybe we can turn this into a bull market together?"

"Just like a cell needs a wall, my heart needs your love to feel secure and strong."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I find myself unable to resist your alluring boundaries."

"Are you a cell wall? Because you hold me together and make my heart race with every touch."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't divide my attention from your captivating beauty."

Everything I've ever loved is here within these walls.

"You're so magnetic, I feel like the wall pushing against you."

"Are we playing Fortnite? Because you've got me building walls around my heart to protect it from anyone but you."

Are you a painting

Ey girl are u a painting bc i wanna pin u on the wall

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te pressed against this wall."

"Did your blueprint include breaking walls? Because you just demolished the ones around my heart."

"Are you a peroxisome? Because you're breaking down my walls faster than harmful cell substances."

"You, pinned against the wall is a masterpiece. But why just there, when you could grace every corner of my world?"

"You've torn down walls with your muscles, how about demolishing my defenses with that charming smile?"

"Are you a piñata? Because I can't help but want to break down those walls and discover the treasures inside."

"With you, my walls crumble down, your love makes my ego drown."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the Great Wall of your beautiful smile!"

Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long

"Are you a lysosome? Because you've got all the enzymes to break down my walls and steal my heart."

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

"Your beauty could topple the Berlin Wall, care to join me for a private Oktoberfest?"

Are you a poster?

Because I wanna pin you up against the wall

"Excuse me miss, but just like a cell wall, I find myself irresistibly drawn to your strong and unique structure."

"Are you from Berlin? Because I can't resist the wall of attraction I feel every time I see you."

Are you my ps4 controller

Because i wanna throw you against a wall.

"Girl, if your heart was a cell, I'd be the wall – always there to keep things stable."

"Just like a cell wall, you're giving structure to my otherwise chaotic existence!"

"Just like Spider-Man, I’d climb any wall to swing by your side for this homecoming dance."

"You must be a rare masterpiece, with that white outline - can I hang you up on my wall?"

"Why not? They say not all classrooms have four walls. Maybe I could be the most interesting lesson you've ever had."

"Your love has shown me that home isn't just four walls, but wherever my heart finds yours."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I feel protected and supported every time I'm near you."

"Without you, girl, my life feels like a plant cell without a cell wall: weak and unstructured."

"Hey cutie, I can demolish walls with one touch; imagine what I could do to your heart."

"Is your wall as interesting as you? Because I'd love to know the story painted in your eyes."

"Are you a Berlin Wall? Because I can’t help but fall for your irresistible charm every time."

You're like a beautiful painting...

I'd love to have you pinned against a wall