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Top 48 Window Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Window pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Window conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My love for you is like a Windows update

    It goes on forever and ever

  2. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

  3. You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.

  4. Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

  5. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

  6. Let's go frost up some windows.

  7. Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

  8. Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

  9. Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

  10. Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

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Funny window pickup lines

Are you a windows update?
Cause i’ll see you later

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I'll come through your bathroom window.

I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight

Hey girl are you one of the ghost of Christmas because I want to jump out a window to see our future

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

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Working Window tinder opener

Are you my carotid artery?

Because I can’t live without you for more than 7 seconds




Which is why I’m following you



Do you see me?



Look at the window ;)

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Are you windows update

Cause not now

Hey, are you a window...

Beacause I wanna smash you

Here, you can have my computer!

So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You are so hot you make the windows fog.

I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, "He likes you, and he has great taste." Once she smiles say, "How about the three of us go for coffee?"