Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?

"Are you the view from a window? Because your beauty is something I could gaze upon all day."

"If eyes are windows to the soul, then your forehead is the beautiful skyline that tops it all."

They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and yours are like a deep, captivating ocean.

Your asian eyes are like windows to a seductive paradise. Can I get lost in them?

If looks could shatter glass, you must have broken a thousand windows with that dazzling smile.

"Is your name Window? Because I can't help but keep looking through, wanting to uncover your hidden treasures."

"With that strong arm and your artistic flair, you could paint the perfect picture of my heart. Care to try?"

"They say the eyes are windows to the soul, but yours scream 'future mother of my children'."

Your eyes are a window to a galaxy of beauty, reflecting the universe's grandeur with such clarity.

Your style shines brighter than any store window, as captivating as a perfectly arranged mannequin.

"Is your arm an artist? Because every time you stick it out the window, it draws me in!"

Are you a visual merchandiser? Because you've arranged my heart perfectly in your display window.

"Darling, if our eyes are windows to our souls, then our unborn kids would have the most beautiful view."

"Is your name Windows? Because my heart crashes every time you flash that stunning smile."

Your smile could repair even the most shattered windows. It's as bright as the morning sun.

Your eyes are a window to a world of sexiness, a tempting and alluring sight.

Well, get ready to be impressed. My drawings are like a window into my soul. You're in for a real treat!

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but yours make mine want to confess.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your window again to make it happen?"

"Are you Area 51? 'Cause I'm dying to uncover your secrets and all logic just flew out the window."

"When they say the eyes are the windows to the soul, they must've had your mesmerizing gaze in mind."

"In that snug outfit, your beautiful eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're a captivating universe."

Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

If eyes are the windows to the soul, yours must be a breathtaking paradise I never want to leave.

"Just like a perfect dress in a boutique window, you caught my eye and now I can't think of anything else."

If eyes are the window to the soul, yours must be a masterpiece. Mind if I explore?

"Like a sunrise through a window, your smile brightens my world every morning."

If eyes are the windows to the soul, then yours must be the most captivating view I've ever seen.

"Are you the view from a window? Because your beauty is breathtakingly captivating."

"Is your name Dawn? Because the moment I saw you, it felt like the sun just rose in your window."

Are you a rare gem? Because you shine brighter than any broken window.

"Are you a unit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator? Because every time I see you, my strategy goes out the window."

"If my eyes are the windows to my soul, yours must be the most breathtaking view."

"If eyes are the windows to the soul, then your boobs must be the key to paradise."

"Excuse me, miss; if your eyes were windows, they'd be the kind that always bring the most beautiful morning light."

I'll come through your bathroom window.

"Your eyes must be a window, because I can see a world of beauty within them."

"Are you a computer? Because you just upgraded my software from Windows 95 to Macbook Pro."

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but yours must be made of Yuri glass.

Are you Windows 10? Because when I'm with you, time flies faster than a system update.

"Your eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're a captivating galaxy I want to get lost in."

"Ah, the secret weapon! They say the eyes are the windows to the soul—what stories do yours tell?"

They say the eyes are the window to the soul, but yours are distracting me from that sexy black lingerie.

Are you a window? Because every time I look at you, my day instantly brightens up.

"Are you a stunt double? Because you just leaped into my life and made it way more exciting!"

Your eyes are like a window to a world of beauty, and your smile is simply enchanting.

If eyes are the windows to the soul, yours shine like a starry night's eternal glow.

"Your beautiful eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're also the gateway to my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sidenote, Tameka? Because when I saw you, all footnotes went out the window."

Are you a window? Because I can't help but want to peek inside and explore your depths.

I must be as tough as a Cybertruck, because your beauty just shattered my windows!

"Is your name Window? Because you light up my world with clarity and radiance."

"If eyes are the windows to the soul, yours must lead to paradise."

"Did it hurt when you fell from that window up there? Because clearly, heaven lost one of its most sensuous angels."

I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.

"Did you just shine through my window? Because my world just got brighter with your smile."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by your bedroom window again?"

"If I were a window, I'd be shattered just by reflecting your radiance, Yuri."

Hey there! My name is microsoft windows! Can I crash at your place tonight?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because your beauty is blinding through that window.

"Are you an artist? Because every time you stick your arm out, you paint the world with beauty!"

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

"Does the sound of rain tapping on a window excite you? Because like that rain, my feelings for you are persistent and undeniable."

"Are the bus windows tinted? Because your beauty continues to glow through, even from afar, just like a game-winning spike!"

"Do you work on Windows? Because when I look at you, I see a beautiful view."

Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight

"Do you have a name or can I call you my 'Windows 10'? Because since I've seen you, my system's heart rate has upgraded!"

"Like a dolle in the shop window, you're perfect and divine, may I be the lucky lad to call you mine?"

"If eyes are the windows to the soul, then yours must be paradise. Mind if I take a peek?"

"Are you a sunrise? Because your beauty outshines even the most stunning views from my window."

Thank you! They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but yours must lead to a whole universe. 🌌 What’s your favorite star?

"Did it hurt when you jumped out of that window? Because you just fell right into my heart!"

"Even the sun peeking through my window can't outshine the radiance of your beauty."

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

Hey girl are you one of the ghost of Christmas because I want to jump out a window to see our future

Right? I tried to catch some z's, but money just jumped out the window yelling, "Catch me if you can!" 😄

Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope

Are you my carotid artery?

Because I can’t live without you for more than 7 seconds




Which is why I’m following you



Do you see me?



Look at the window ;)

Here, you can have my computer!

So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Are you windows update

Cause not now

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.

You are like the dove outside my apartment window – free and special. Can I be your keeper?

I love looking outside my window and watching you sunbathing on the side of community pool.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

No k**... Windows stuff.

Roll down your window and say, "I think I'm overheating."

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You are so hot you make the windows fog.

You're really pretty when you sleep. I know this because I watched you last night through your window.

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"