Top 48 Window Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Window pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets

Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.
Let's go frost up some windows.
Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.
Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...
Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Funny window pickup lines

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Are you a windows update?

Cause i’ll see you later

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed

Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?

Good xmas line to tell your partner
Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I'll come through your bathroom window.

I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight

Hey girl are you one of the ghost of Christmas because I want to jump out a window to see our future

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

Are you my carotid artery?

Because I can’t live without you for more than 7 seconds

Which is why I’m following you

Do you see me?

Look at the window ;)

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Are you windows update

Cause not now

Hey, are you a window...

Beacause I wanna smash you

Here, you can have my computer!

So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You are so hot you make the windows fog.

I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, "He likes you, and he has great taste." Once she smiles say, "How about the three of us go for coffee?"