Top 45 Window Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Window pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. My love for you is like a Windows update

   It goes on forever and ever

2. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

3. You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.

4. Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

5. Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

6. Let's go frost up some windows.

7. Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

8. Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

9. Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

10. Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Funny window pickup lines

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?

I'll come through your bathroom window.

I was looking at the window of a store and
I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight

Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

Are you my carotid artery?

Because I can’t live without you for more than 7 seconds




Which is why I’m following you



Do you see me?



Look at the window ;)

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

Are you windows update

Cause not now

Hey, are you a window...

Beacause I wanna smash you

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

Here, you can have my computer!

So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You are so hot you make the windows fog.

I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, "He likes you, and he has great taste." Once she smiles say, "How about the three of us go for coffee?"

I love looking outside my window and watching you sunbathing on the side of community pool.

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

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