My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

I bought some new h**... sheets, wanna try them out?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Does the carpet match the sheets?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

I bet when you cheer in my bed it’ll be riots in the sheets.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.

Are you familiar with Google Drive?

Because I wanna get you in my Sheets.

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

Babe, time to sheet in and bare away.

Let’s rock n roll in the sheets.

You got dimes? Because I would like to wrap you in my sheets.

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Want to play roller coaster? We will roll in the sheets and you can go up and down.

Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.

Are you MS Excel?

Cuz, i would like to spread the sheet out of you!

Girl, want to get Fast & Furious in the sheets?

You thought this was gonna be a sheet fight? You’re goddamn right it is.

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

"Darling, how about we buy some new sheets? Because tonight, I plan on ruining ours with your beauty."

"Your cuteness is a masterpiece, darling. How about we explore the gallery of our desires under the sheets?"

"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"Ever played treasure hunt? You, blindfolded, me hiding beneath your sheets, a night of tantalizing surprises awaits."

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

"You, me, these sheets – I bet we'd make more than just the perfect fit."

No amount of rolling in the sheets can dodge my attack tonight.

"Well, if you think my line was smooth, wait till you feel my silk sheets."

"Your eyes are galaxies, and I'm lost in them. How about we explore the universe beneath those sheets?"

"Your honesty is as intoxicating as the finest wine, care to share a bottle and some truths in my sheets?"

"Your eyes outshine the stars, sweetheart, can we make constellations in the sheets?"

"Then, let's exchange scents; your sweetness on my sheets, my cologne lingering on your skin."

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I'm finding it hard to keep my assets and liabilities away from you.

Forget about drum rolls, how about we do bed sheets roll.

"Your voice is like a melody that I could listen to forever. Wanna hum along in my sheets?"

"Do you play the piano? Because you're playing the right keys to my heart... now all we need is some sheet music!"

"Those curls, babe, hotter than a magazine's cover, how 'bout we unravel them in sheets like no other?"

"Just like Catwoman, your allure is impossible to resist, how about we make some 'meowgic' under the sheets?"

"Are you a sheet music? Because I'm lost in your bass clef, and it's about time we make some beautiful harmony."

Babe, you know what's better than that Tootsie roll? How about we get some t**... Roll in the sheets.

"Last night, we painted a masterpiece of passion beneath the silk sheets in my dreams, care to make it a reality?"

"Your beauty outshines all the stars, but I'd love to explore the galaxy beneath your sheets."

"Is it too forward to ask if we could share a bed sheet? Because I’d love to warm up to your dreams."

"I may not pass these board exams, but I'm sure I'll pass in your love subject, what's the syllabus?"

"Did you overhear that? Destiny just told me we're the perfect pair, like whispers in silk sheets."

"Is your name Caitlyn? Because CAI-n't stop imagining you and I tangled in the sheets."

"They say beauty is in the details, but your charm could reconcile any balance sheet."

"You make my hoodie look cute, but imagine how good we'd look tangled in sheets together."

"You look so youthful it's refreshing. Does your energy also translate into some fun between the sheets?"

"Eres la obra de arte más bella que he visto, ¿Puedo ser tu Picasso en las sábanas?" - You're the most beautiful masterpiece I've ever seen, can I be your Picasso in the sheets?

"Is your name Nap? Because I'd love to be tangled in your sheets after laughing at our terrible jokes."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

If you like how good I am with these cake sheets, check out how I am between the bed sheets.

"Ever tried co-authoring a dream under the same bed sheet? It's a bestseller in my heart’s library."

"You make a tidy room look messy with your hotness, can we mess up the sheets together tonight?"

"Your eyes put the stars to shame; let's explore the cosmos together, starting with a little stargazing in my sheets."

"Guess what, your smile could light up the darkest corners of my world. Want to test it under the sheets?"

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I'm finding my assets and liabilities perfectly aligned with your beauty."

"You're prettier than the moon, sweetheart. Shall we create our own constellation under the sheets?"

"Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got assets and elegance that I can't help but account for."

Will you be the adenine to my thymine? Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!

"Your smile is like a well-crafted balance sheet, it adds value to my world instantly."

"You're a KISS fan, huh? How about we 'Rock and Roll All Nite' under the sheets?"

"Ding dong, it's bedtime! But I’d rather be tangled up with you than in my sheets tonight."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because with you, my life feels perfectly balanced and positively accounted for."

"Your niceness is a melody, let's write a symphony together in the sheet music of the stars."

"Your touch makes me weak, handsome. How about we get tangled up in the sheets tonight?"

"Can you read sheet music? Because I'd love to compose an Afrobeats melody for your laughter."

"Babe, you're the queen of my heart. Ready to rule our kingdom in the sheets tonight?"

"You've wrestled opponents in the ring, now how about we wrestle in your clean sheets and leave them all tangled?"

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Are you an Excel sheet? Because you’ve got all the right formulas for my heart! 📊❤️"

"Is your dress made of silk? Because it's making my heart race faster than any satin sheet ever could."

"You love KISS, and I'm dreaming of you beside me. Let's not miss this chance to create our symphony in satin sheets."

"Like a perfect autumn day, you've got me falling hard. How about we rake up some sparks under the sheets?"

Are you a balance sheet? Because girl, you've got all the right assets in all the right places.

"Was it you undulating in my dreams, our bodies entwined in silk sheets, an unforgettable symphony of desire?"

I look like a sheet. You look like a sheet. Let's have a roll in each other.

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I can't help but feel we'd be assets to each other's lives."

"Are you an auditor? Because when I look at my life's balance sheet, it seems you're the only asset that's missing."

"Fancy joining me in the world's most thrilling game? It's called 'making memories together under the sheets'."

"Howdy, beautiful. Can this cowboy steal you away for a midnight rodeo under the sheets?"

"Hey girl, are you my date sheet? Because I can't stop thinking about that moment when we'll finally meet."

"Feeling the sheets against you must be heaven, because it's an angel they're touching."

"Are these sheets satin? Because it's only fitting that an angel like you rests on the finest silk."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, let's make our love story even more cosmic in the sheets."

"Is it hot in here, or is that just your perfect curves heating up the sheets?"

"You must be a debit entry in the balance sheet of my life, because the more I know you, the higher my assets rise."

Rose petals are so cliché. How about we switch it up with silk sheets and a massage oil that smells like heaven?

"If you miss your bed, how about we create a cozy spot together? My sheets are always open for you."

"My wildest fantasy? You, me, tangled sheets, moonlight shadowing your beauty... and that's just the prologue, sweetheart."

Are you an excel sheet? Because you've got my formulas all mixed up in the best way possible.

"You love Ronaldo, but how about we get a little Messi in the sheets tonight?"

"Are your sheets always this silky? Because they're the only thing I want between us tonight."

"Let's head to bed, and if you're lucky, I might just reveal what's beneath these sheets."

"Are you my balance sheet? Because I can't seem to stop accumulating interest in you."

"I have a license in cuddling. How about we explore the soft universe beneath the sheets together?"

"Sing the notes on a sheet, but can you play the chords of my heart? Let's find out."

"Your love's as intense as red, how about we paint a masterpiece in the sheets?"

Everything? That’s a lot of information! How about I start with my secret talent of folding fitted sheets? It’s a real crowd-pleaser!

"Your smile is brighter than my future after seeing the date sheet, will you be my stress buster?"

"Your beauty shines brighter than gold, Ellie. How about we explore our chemistry under the sheets?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, darling. Can we make their envious glow pale in comparison in my sheets tonight?"

Challenge accepted! I'll bring my A-game and maybe a cheat sheet... just kidding. Let the games begin! 🕵️‍♂️

"Last night I dreamt of us, cocooned in silk sheets, your beauty glowing brighter than any star."

Well, lucky for you, I'm a pro at turning up the heat between the sheets. Care for a demonstration?

"You're my stallion, cowboy. Care to show this lucky guy your horsepower in the sheets tonight?"

"Your laugh is my favorite sound, but I swear it could only get better echoed in my sheets."

I'm a mental patient

Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

Are you a ream of paper? Because every time I see you, you make my heart skip a sheet.

"That bracelet looks amazing on you, but I bet it would look even better tangled in my sheets."

"Hey baby, just like my board exams, I've been studying you in my mind all day and night."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because you've just added value to my life's assets."

"You seem to have lost your motivation; let's find it together, in unexpected places, under the sheets."

"Your body must be a wonderland because I'm lost in the sheets and can't seem to find my way out."