Top 36 Neck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Neck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you the Imposter?

   Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

2. Are you the ice age baby’s neck?

   Because I really wanna but my hands around you

3. I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.

4. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

5. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

6. I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

7. You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

8. Wanna neck?

9. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

10. I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

Funny neck pickup lines

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

If you think my neck is long...

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

I might be high but are your arms rope

Cuz i want them around my neck

That's a nice neck - mind if I bite it?

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

Hang on, are you a noose?

Because I'd love to have your arms around my neck

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause damn your neck looks all fucked up

I'm a tattoo artist

You wanna try a red one on your neck?

One for the history girls

If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

Are your hands rope?

Because I want them around my neck

Are you my guitar?

Cause I’d like to grab your neck and play with you back at my place

Is your hand a noose?

Because I want it around my neck

I'm hungry, may I nibble on your neck?

Are you a noose

Because I wouldn't mind your hands around my neck

I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

Your neck looks empty. Would you like a pearl necklace on you?

I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

You have beautiful neck. Would you like a pearl necklace?

Your fingers are made to quaver on a lute, your arms to hang about a lady’s neck