Top 39 Neck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Neck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are your thighs made out of rope?

   Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

2. Are you the Imposter?

   Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

3. Are you the ice age baby’s neck?

   Because I really wanna but my hands around you

4. I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.

5. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

6. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

   Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

7. You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

8. I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

9. Wanna neck?

10. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

Funny neck pickup lines

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

I might be high but are your arms rope
Cuz i want them around my neck

Are you a rope?

Because I want you wrapped around my neck.

That's a nice neck - mind if I bite it?

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

Hang on, are you a noose?

Because I'd love to have your arms around my neck

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause damn your neck looks all fucked up

Won't you wear my ring up around your neck To tell the world I'm yours by heck!

One for the history girls

If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

Are your hands rope?

Because I want them around my neck

Are you my guitar?

Cause I’d like to grab your neck and play with you back at my place

Is your hand a noose?

Because I want it around my neck

Are you a noose

Because I wouldn't mind your hands around my neck

I'm hungry, may I nibble on your neck?

You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

Your fingers are made to quaver on a lute, your arms to hang about a lady’s neck

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.