45 Nose Pick Up lines

Are you on a date with that hot girl or guy? Is the girl that you are with blowing their nose and wiping their runny nose into their hands and shirt? You can be funny and witty with these nose related pick up lines. Use these pick up lines to flirt with your loved one or that new girl or guy that you like.

Best Working Nose Pickup Lines

A good Nose hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a nose?

Cus I want to make you run and blow you dry.
I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.
Are you Ibrahimovic?

Because I think I nose you.
You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.
My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!
Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

Short and cute nose pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nose are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?

If you were a book,

I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Since it's the times of allergies, I hope your nose isn't the only thing that leaks when you see me.

Are you my nose? Because you take my breath away.

Are you my nose? Because I cannot live without you.

Cheesy nose Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

What a beautiful nose you have, are you ready to blow?

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's down here that really matters.

Are you my nose? Because I want you on my face.

Call me Pinocchio, because you can sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

I can't stand a brain tumor like you.

My physician wants me to take you out and I can't get you out of my mind!

(has to be on the nose!)

“Got your nose”

She’ll want to keep talking to you to get it back

Are you my nose?

Because I would pick YOU every day

Corny nose Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Nose conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you nose?

Because I want to finger you...

My nose would be bleeding if you hadn't stolen my heart.

Girl do you work at NASA???

Cause you look like you shoot rockets out your nose...

Since its the times of allergies

I hope your nose isnt the only thing that leaks when u see me

Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?
I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

Boop Got your nose!

I would say it is a fair trade since you are trying to steal my heart.

Hey girl, are you my nose?

Because I want to put my finger inside you.

Is your name Merengue?

Cause I wanna lick that nose.

You run faster than my nose in allergy season!

I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile?

Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

A good nose Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Nose hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

I promise my big nose will not get in the way.

My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....

How about we make out like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

You know what they say about men with big noses.

Can I nose press your box?

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

Do you have a t**... I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nose love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nose chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.