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Top 31 Nose Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nose pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

  2. Are you Ibrahimovic?

    Because I think I nose you.

  3. You have "acute" little nose, get it? It's going to have to come off, I'm so sorry.

  4. My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

  5. Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

  6. Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?

  7. If you were a book,

    I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

  8. Are you my nose?

    Because I would pick YOU every day

  9. Girl do you work at NASA???

    Cause you look like you shoot rockets out your nose...

  10. Since its the times of allergies

    I hope your nose isnt the only thing that leaks when u see me

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Funny nose pickup lines

Crop circle ice-breaker:
"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." -- Jerry Seinfeld


From Seinfeld season 3, episode 9, "The Nose job"

Did you know a cow can lick its own nose?

I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

Let me cum on your face

I guess that one's a little on the nose

Hey girl, are you my nose?

Because I want to put my finger inside you.

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Is your name Merengue?

Cause I wanna lick that nose.

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile?

Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

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Working Nose tinder opener

You run faster than my nose in allergy season!

Can I nose press your box?

I promise my big nose will not get in the way.

My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....

How about we make out like Winnie-the-poo and I get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

You know what they say about men with big noses.