Top 12 Chimney Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chimney pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chimney conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Do you want me to come down your chimney tonight?

2. If you jingle my bells I’ll come down your chimney.

3. If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.

4. Can I come down your chimney?

5. Are you Santa?

   Because I’d let you come down my chimney

6. Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

   Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.

7. Santa Pickup line

   Hey baby, you can call me Santa cause I'll be comming down your chimney tonight.
   
   Don't know if this is a new line or not, but thought I should share

8. Santa and Me are alike

   We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads

9. Do you still believe in Santa?

   Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else

10. I’m not Santa Clause

    But i’ll still get inside your chimney and drop of a present

Funny chimney pickup lines

Here's a good one for the ladies and time of year!
Are you St. Nick? Cuz i want you goin down my chimney tonight ;)

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?