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Top 17 Kitchen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Kitchen chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

    Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  2. Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

    Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  3. You remind me of my pinky toe...

    You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  4. All those things in my kitchen

    But i still want to eat you

  5. Are you a chef on kitchen nightmares?

    Because that pussy is RAW!

  6. Hey girl. Are you giving birth?

    If not then get your ass back in the kitchen.

  7. You belong in the kitchen,

    Because you be looking like a snack.

    courtesy of jacksepticeye

  8. Did it hurt when you fell in the kitchen?

    Because you're a whole meal

  9. Are you a pinky toe?

    Because I know I’m going to wind up banging you on my kitchen table later.

  10. You know i've always thought a womans place was in the kitchen

    AS the head chef.

    AT a five star restaurant

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I am a regular Harry Potter… In the kitchen of course.

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

You look like a model. Wanna help me remodel? Then maybe we can cautiously pop a bottle? It's the remix to the kitchen. Marble in mint condition. C'mon roll in that dolly. 'Bout to do me some switchin'.

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.