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Top 24 Kitchen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kitchen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

    Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  2. Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

    Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  3. I like my women how I like my fridges

    In the kitchen

  4. Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

  5. Hey girl, are you lost?

    Then why aren't you in the kitchen?

  6. You remind me of my pinky toe...

    You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  7. All those things in my kitchen

    But i still want to eat you

  8. Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.

  9. Some say that women belong in the kitchen

    But you belong in my heart

  10. Are you a chef on kitchen nightmares?

    Because that pussy is RAW!

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Funny kitchen pickup lines

Hey girl. Are you giving birth?
If not then get your ass back in the kitchen.

Are you a women

Cause you should be working in my kitchen

Are you a kitchen utensil

Cuz I wanna spoon 🥴

You belong in the kitchen,

Because you be looking like a snack.


courtesy of jacksepticeye

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This is a funny Kitchen pickup line!

Are you a pinky toe?

Because I know I’m going to wind up banging you on my kitchen table later.

You know i've always thought a womans place was in the kitchen
AS the head chef.

AT a five star restaurant

I am a regular Harry Potter… In the kitchen of course.

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

You look like a model. Wanna help me remodel? Then maybe we can cautiously pop a bottle? It's the remix to the kitchen. Marble in mint condition. C'mon roll in that dolly. 'Bout to do me some switchin'.

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Working Kitchen tinder opener