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Top 21 microwave Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Microwave chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a microwave?

    ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  2. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  3. Are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  4. Hot diggity damn girl, are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmm

  5. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

  6. Are you a microwave?

    Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

    (Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

  7. Girl are you a microwave?

    Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM

  8. Are you a microwave?

    Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on

    - Day 126

  9. Are you a microwave?

    Cause I wanna put my dick in you.

  10. Are you a microwave?

    Because I would love to put a baby in you.

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Latest microwave chat up lines

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder
Because you are hot, white and thick.

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to take a bath with you.

Are you a baby?

Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

I think I’m a microwave

Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm

Did you just come out of a microwave?
Coz them buns hawt

Are you microwavable food

Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Hey, are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Are you a microwave?

Because you’re hot as fuck and I don’t think I could last more than a minute inside you

Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.