50 Microwave Pick Up lines
Use these microwave pick up lines to help you start the conversation with that cute girl or guy. Some of these pick up lines involving microwaves are cheesy and funny. Please note that these microwave pick up lines are clean and good. Flirt and have fun with the girl or guy that you love.
Best Working Microwave Pickup Lines
A good Microwave hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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Hey girl, are you a microwave
Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Im like a microwave meal
Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
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Are you a microwave?
‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm
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Hey girl, are you a microwave?
Cuz all you reply is hmm
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Are you a microwave
Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
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Are you a microwave?
Cause mmmmmmmmmmm
Short and cute microwave pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about microwave are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Are you a microwave?
Coz mmmmmmm
Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.
Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.
We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.
Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.
Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.
Cheesy microwave Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight.
You got a microwave? Because hmmmm.
Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot.
I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.
Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot.
Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Corny microwave Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Microwave conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to put my hot dog in you until it explodes.
Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.
Hey girl are you a microwave
Cause I wanna have a bath with you
Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night
**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**
Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me.
Are you a microwave?
Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.
(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)
Are you a microwave because I’m going to put a baby in you
They call me microwave
Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
Are you a microwave?
Because I’d love to stop you one second before you’re done.
Hey girl, are you a microwave?
Cause I wanna shove my *** in you!
Hey girl are you a microwave?
Because that would suggest I would put things inside of you to make them warm
Are you a microwave?
Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on
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A good microwave Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and smooth Microwave hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
Girl are you a microwave?
Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM
Are you a microwave?
Because I would love to put a baby in you.
Are you a microwave? Cuz I want to put my wiener in you
Are you a microwave?
Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.
You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder
Because you are hot, white and thick.
Are you microwaveable?
‘Cause you got some hot pockets
Hey girl are you a hot pocket?
Cuz you’ll be in my microwave tonight
Girl are you a microwave?
Because I want to put a baby in you
Hey girl are you a microwave?
Because I want to take a bath with you.
Are you a baby?
Because I wanna put you inside my microwave
Girl are you a microwave?
Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.
I think I’m a microwave
Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm
Did you just come out of a microwave?
Coz them buns hawt
Hey, are you a microwave?
Because I want to put a baby in you.
If you were a bag of popcorn, you'd be the one that always burns in the microwave, but I'd still devour you.
Are you microwavable food
Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Microwave love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Microwave chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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