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Top 24 Microwave Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Microwave chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Are you a microwave?

    ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  3. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  4. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  5. Are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  6. Hot diggity damn girl, are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmm

  7. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

  8. Are you a microwave?

    Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

    (Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

  9. They call me microwave

    Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

  10. Are you a microwave?

    Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on

    - Day 126

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Funny microwave pickup lines

Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM

Are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna put my dick in you.

Are you a microwave?

Because I would love to put a baby in you.

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to take a bath with you.

Are you a baby?
Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

I think I’m a microwave

Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

Did you just come out of a microwave?

Coz them buns hawt

Are you a microwave?

Because you’re hot as fuck and I don’t think I could last more than a minute inside you

Hey, are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Are you microwavable food

Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.