107 Microwave Pick Up lines And Rizz

Use these microwave pick up lines to help you start the conversation with that cute girl or guy. Some of these pick up lines involving microwaves are cheesy and funny. Please note that these microwave pick up lines are clean and good. Flirt and have fun with the girl or guy that you love.

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Hey girl, are you a microwave

Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
Are you a microwave?

‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm
Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cuz all you reply is hmm
Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
Are you a microwave?

Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

Here are 107 microwave pick up lines for her and flirty microwave rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your microwave rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny microwave pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty microwave joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute microwave pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about microwave are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a microwave?

Coz mmmmmmm

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.

Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.

Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.

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Cheesy microwave Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight.

You got a microwave? Because hmmmm.

Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot.

I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.

Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot.

Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.

Are you a microwave? Because you've melted my heart and I can't stop staring at you.

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Funny microwave Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Microwave conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you a microwave? Because if you were popcorn, you would pop me out.

You a microwave? Because you warm my meat inside.

Are you a microwave? Because you just made my heart melt with your hotness.

"Are you a microwave? Because you heat up my heart without me lifting a finger!"

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

"Is your head a microwave? Because every time I look at you, my heart melts instantly."

Are you a microwave? Because I want to put my hot dog in you until it explodes.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears...just like my hot pocket in the microwave.

"Are you a microwave? Because you make my leftovers warm and my heart race without any effort!"

Hey girl are you a microwave

Cause I wanna have a bath with you

Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.

Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me.

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Clever microwave Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Microwave hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a microwave? Because my heart beats faster every second I get closer to your radiant energy."

Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

"Is your mind a microwave? Because every thought you radiate just adds heat to my passion."

"You must have a microwave mind, because every thought you share sends sparks through my body."

"Did you just make a microwave meal? Because you made my heart skip in just two minutes!"

Are you a microwave?
Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

"Ever thought of naming a star? Because with your choices, I'd happily be your Vasectomy Star."

"If our love was like a microwave, you'd be the irresistible meal that gives this orphaned heart the warmth it craves."

"They say your mind is like a microwave, instantly warming up any conversation. Care to heat up mine?"

"You're so good at naming, I bet if you named me Microwave, I'd still feel warm and special."

"Ready to get burned? I hope you’re not talking about my cooking skills! I can barely microwave popcorn without setting off the fire alarm!"

"Girl, is your brain like a microwave because it's hot, fast and makes my heart sizzle every time?"

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Smooth microwave Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Microwave pickup lines make her give you her number.

Are you a microwave because I’m going to put a baby in you

"Did you invent the microwave? Because whenever you're around, it feels like everything gets done in just 2 minutes."

"Is your brain a microwave? Because it's heating up my heart every time you smile."

Are you a microwave? Because you just made my heart melt in 60 seconds or less!

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my *** in you!

Are you a microwave?

Because I’d love to stop you one second before you’re done.

"Did you just turn my heart into a microwave meal? Because girl, you made it heat up in just 2 minutes."

"Ever noticed how microwaves heat up our meals? That's nothing compared to the warmth your presence brings to my heart."

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because that would suggest I would put things inside of you to make them warm

I'm like a microwave burrito—hot and ready to go, but you might want to let me cool down a bit first! How about you?

"You're so good at naming, might as well call you 'Enchantress'. Now how about you name our future together?"

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Flirty microwave Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Microwave pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you a microwave?

Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on

- Day 126

"Is your mind a microwave? Because every time you think, it heats up my heart."

Are you a microwave? Because if you were popcorn, you'd definitely pop me out!

"Awwwwww" - that's the exact noise my microwave makes when it's done cooking my gourmet dinner...of instant noodles.

Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM

"I'm like a microwave, efficient but sometimes overcook things...like my emotions! Next stage: acceptance...of your bad jokes, hopefully."

Are you a microwave? Because when I see you, I'm always shocked at how hot you are!

Are you a microwave?

Because I would love to put a baby in you.

Are you a microwave? Because you're heating things up in here!

How about a gourmet meal of instant noodles and a microwave masterpiece? My culinary skills are top-notch... said no one ever! 😂

"You could name me Microwave, and I'd still heat up at your stunning smile!"

"Baby, you're hotter than an orphan's microwave meal; it's clear you're the only thing cooking in my heart tonight."

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Cringe microwave Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"I'm a master of the microwave - my popcorn never burns!"

"Is your mind a microwave? Because it's definitely heating up my heart with its radiance."

Are you a microwave? Cuz I want to put my wiener in you

"Darling, you made 'vasectomy' sound cute, imagine what magic your voice could do to my name."

Talented? I can perfectly time my microwave popcorn to the moment my show starts. What’s your hidden superpower?

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder
Because you are hot, white and thick.

"Are you a microwave meal? Because you’re ready to heat things up without all the fuss, and I like that!"

"Are you a microwave? Because you heat things up just by being around, and I’d love to cook for you."

Are you a microwave?

Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.

Are you a microwave? Because mmm, you're hot and definitely making my heart melt.

Are you microwaveable?

‘Cause you got some hot pockets

"If you can make 'microwave' sound enchanting, surely you can turn my ordinary days into something extraordinary."

"Do you have a microwave in your head? Because my love for you is popping like popcorn."

"You managed to make vasectomy and microwave sound charming, imagine what magic you could do with our future love story!"

Hey girl are you a hot pocket?

Cuz you’ll be in my microwave tonight

Are you a gymnast? Because you've got me tumbling head over heels for you, just like popcorn in a microwave.

"Are you a microwave meal? Because even if I'm done in two minutes, I'll still be hot for you."

Are you a microwave? Because you're hot, convenient, and I can't imagine my life without you at home.

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you

"Your brain must be a microwave because it’s cooking up some irresistibly enchanting ideas."

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to take a bath with you.

"Can you microwave a burrito? Because you just made my heart melt in under 2 minutes."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart melt in just a few seconds."

"Hot mom, huh? I bet your cooking skills are on fire too! Or do you just microwave like the rest of us? 😜"

Are you a microwave? Because you've got me feeling hot and bothered, and I can't wait to see what pops up next.

Wow, intensity? Should I be worried? I've been known to accidentally turn on the microwave instead of the oven!

"Your talent in choosing names is captivating, even if it's Vasectomy or Microwave, you make them sound charming!"

"If loving you was like being an orphan in a microwave, I'd gladly endure the heat for your affection."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make my heart heat up when I think about your lazy cooking days!"

Are you a baby?

Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

I think I’m a microwave

Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

Did you just come out of a microwave?

Coz them buns hawt

If you were a bag of popcorn, you'd be the one that always burns in the microwave, but I'd still devour you.

Are you microwavable food

Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Hey, are you a microwave?
Because I want to put a baby in you.

Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Microwave love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Microwave openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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