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Top 50 Microwave Pick Up lines

Use these microwave pick up lines to help you start the conversation with that cute girl or guy. Some of these pick up lines involving microwaves are cheesy and funny. Please note that these microwave pick up lines are clean and good. Flirt and have fun with the girl or guy that you love.

  1. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  3. Are you a microwave?

    ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  4. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  5. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  6. Are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  7. Are you a microwave?

    Coz mmmmmmm

  8. Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

  9. Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

  10. We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.


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What is a Microwave pickup line?

Working microwave pickup lines

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause mmmmmmmmm

Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.

Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.

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This is a funny Microwave pickup line!

Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight.

You got a microwave? Because hmmmm.

Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot.

I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.

Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.

Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot.

You a microwave? Because you warm my meat inside.

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

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Working Microwave tinder opener

Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.

Hey girl are you a microwave

Cause I wanna have a bath with you

Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me.

Are you a microwave?

Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

Are you a microwave because I’m going to put a baby in you

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

Are you a microwave?

Because I’d love to stop you one second before you’re done.

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because that would suggest I would put things inside of you to make them warm

Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM