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Top 29 Microwave Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Microwave pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  3. Are you a microwave?

    ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  4. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  5. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  6. Are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  7. Hot diggity damn girl, are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmm

  8. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

  9. Hey girl are you a microwave

    Cause I wanna have a bath with you

  10. Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night

    **Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

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Funny microwave pickup lines

Are you a microwave?
Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM

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Are you a microwave?

Because I would love to put a baby in you.

Are you a microwave?
Cause I wanna put my dick in you.

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.

Are you microwaveable?

‘Cause you got some hot pockets

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you

Hey girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to take a bath with you.

Are you a baby?

Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

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Working Microwave tinder opener

Are you a microwave?

Because you’re hot as fuck and I don’t think I could last more than a minute inside you

Hey, are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Are you microwavable food

Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Did you just come out of a microwave?

Coz them buns hawt

Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.