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Top 31 Microwave Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Microwave pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Microwave conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  3. Are you a microwave?

    ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm

  4. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  5. Are you a microwave

    Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

  6. Are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmm

  7. Are you a microwave?

    Coz mmmmmmm

  8. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cause mmmmmmmmm

  9. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

  10. Hey girl are you a microwave

    Cause I wanna have a bath with you

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Funny microwave pickup lines

Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night
**Are you a microwave? Cause you’d be loud af when i turn you on at night**

Are you a microwave?

Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

Hey girl, are you a microwave?

Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

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Girl are you a microwave?

Cuz I want to make you go MMMMM

Are you a microwave?
Because I wanna put my meat inside you and turn you on

- Day 126

Are you a microwave?

Because I would love to put a baby in you.

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.

Are you a microwave?

Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.

Are you microwaveable?

‘Cause you got some hot pockets

Hey girl are you a hot pocket?

Cuz you’ll be in my microwave tonight

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you

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Working Microwave tinder opener

Are you a baby?

Because I wanna put you inside my microwave

Girl are you a microwave?

Because I wanna turn you on when I close the door.

I think I’m a microwave

Because whenever I see you I go mmmmmmmmm

Hey, are you a microwave?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Did you just come out of a microwave?

Coz them buns hawt

Are you microwavable food

Because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.