Top 50 Cable Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Cable pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cable tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
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Are you an outlet?
Because I want to plug my power cable into your holes
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Are you a guitar?
Cause I'd like to slip my cable into your input jack.
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Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?
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Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.
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Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
Working short cable pickup lines to impress a girl
Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!
You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.
Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?
I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.
Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.
I always wear my hard hat, baby.
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
cable Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I have a job for you.... but it blows
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?
cable Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.
Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.
Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.
I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!
I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts
I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,
I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.
Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.
I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
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I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.
I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!
Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans
Baby your kiss is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!
Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.
When you touch me, the connection between us is the lightning cable.
You’re flooding my heart with emotions.
I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger.
Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
Want to Link your cable onto me?
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Cable phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.