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57 Cable Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 57 cable pick up lines for her and flirty cable rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about cable that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cable rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cable pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cable joke for a great chat response.

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A good Cable pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

  2. "An introvert? Great! We can charge each other's social batteries. I'll bring the cables, you bring the adapter."

  3. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even stronger than my nerd love for Ethernet cables."

  4. "You must have cable in that TV head of yours, because you've just broadcasted seduction on all my channels."

  5. Are you an outlet?

    Because I want to plug my power cable into your holes

  6. Are you a guitar?

    Cause I'd like to slip my cable into your input jack.

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What is a good Cable pickup line?

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Short and cute cable pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cable are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

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Smooth Cable pickup line

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

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Cheesy cable Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I always wear my hard hat, baby.

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

I have a job for you.... but it blows

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?


You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

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Working Cable tinder opener

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

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Funny cable Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cable conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.


Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.

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Clever cable Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Cable hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans

Baby your kiss is rounder than a motor's rotor.

Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.

Plumber? I hardly even know her.


That is quite an elbow joint.

That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!

Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.

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Smooth cable Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Cable pickup lines make her give you her number.

Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.

I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Want to Link your cable onto me?

Let’s become a p**... of two tonight.

You’re flooding my heart with emotions.

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

Can I tinker with your pipes?

When you touch me, the connection between us is the lightning cable.


You are my AA battery, you charge me up

Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cable love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cable chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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