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Top 50 Tv Show Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tv Show pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tv Show conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you a Nickelodeon tv show?

    Because I think you're All That.

  2. I'll rock your plant like I did to Eartha kit

  3. Girl, you have gotten me lost in my morning wood.

  4. The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now.

  5. Can I take a ride on your warp core?

  6. I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

  7. Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.

  8. Everything I've ever loved is here within these walls.

  9. It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

  10. Wade: What's going on here? Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.



Funny tv show pickup lines

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

You look a lot like my next comare!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Some things never change, like how I'm loving you.

James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

Person: Why are you closing the door?

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Oh there is plenty of fish in the sea, but only one bass.

Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone. (Edward Elric)

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

I'm Coming, and it feels like I am home.

Girl, don't you know there's part of me that longs to go deep inside.

Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hiring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

No man can regret loving as I have loved you

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hotness.

Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.

You like the TV show "M.A.S.H."?

Cause I wanna Pierce your Hunnicut.

Bonus round: Hopefully you're not a Klinger.