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110 Television Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 television pick up lines for her and flirty television rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about television that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your television rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny television pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty television joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Television Rizz

A good Television pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  2. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

  3. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  4. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  5. I'll watch Carl for you.

  6. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

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What is a good Television pickup line?

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Short and cute television pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about television are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?


If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

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Smooth Television pickup line

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

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Cheesy television Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Hey girl. My meat isn't least, not without your consent.

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

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Working Television tinder opener

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

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Funny television Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Television conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

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Clever television Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Television hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

Set a course for my bedroom.

Where are you from? Do you have any trill symbiont in you? Would you like some?

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Come baby, become... one... with me.

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Baby! You are the moon of my life.

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

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Smooth television Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Television pickup lines make her give you her number.

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

Is your name Crowley? Cause my trunk has your name on it.

Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

I'm head over heel for you.

Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

It's bigger on the inside.

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

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Flirty television Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Television pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I had a greendream that we would be together sweetheart.

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

Can I take you home? You are hot as a ceiling fire!

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

I incest you go on a date with me!

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I must be R’hollor, because my hearts on fire for you sweetheart.

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

I'm still a real boy. Really!

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Cringe television Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

We can share pudding together.

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

Are you the Tardis? Cause I bet you’re bigger on the inside.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

I i**... you go on a date with me sweetheart!

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Television love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Television chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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