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Top 50 Television Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Television pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Television conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  2. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

  3. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  4. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  5. I'll watch Carl for you.

  6. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

  7. IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

  8. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  9. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

  10. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

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Funny television pickup lines

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

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Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

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Working Television tinder opener

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.