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Top 50 Television Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Television chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

    Makes me wanna cry.

  2. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  3. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

  4. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  5. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  6. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

  7. I'll watch Carl for you.

  8. How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

  9. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  10. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

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IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.