If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

Where are you from? Do you have any trill symbiont in you? Would you like some?

Set a course for my bedroom.

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

Baby! You are the moon of my life.

I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

Is your name Crowley? Cause my trunk has your name on it.

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

I'm head over heel for you.

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

It's bigger on the inside.

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

I had a greendream that we would be together sweetheart.

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Can I take you home? You are hot as a ceiling fire!

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me sweetheart, other parts still work just fine.

I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system.

I must be R’hollor, because my hearts on fire for you sweetheart.

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

I'm still a real boy. Really!

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

We can share pudding together.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

I i**... you go on a date with me sweetheart!

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Is your name Gustavo Fring?

Cause I'd cook for you.

Baby, your phasers are set to stunning.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

Hey, you like Spongebob?

Hi, I'm the Doctor. Would you like to be my companion?

I may not be the Doctor, and you may not be my companion, but you can time-travel in my TARDIS anytime you want.

I may not have a tongue but I’m not useless down south when the time comes.

You must be a crossroads demon, because you have my soul.

How about we go back to the Tardis and play doctor.

Babe! I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.

Do you want to explore me? Ill call you Dora.

My love for you is more obvious than Khan's Spanish accent in Star Trek II.

I'd like to scan you with my sensors.

My love for you burns like a ceiling on fire.

Wanna help me catch a fly?

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!

Are you a relative of Castiel ? Because it looks just like an angel to me.

Resistance is futile! We will assimilate you into our heart.

I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Let's get into the heat of the moment.

Let's launch a probe into it.

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

I’m a wildling in the sack sweetie.

May I take your clothes.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Do you possess the power of healing? Because you’ve pierce my heart.

Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

Be my companion” and “I am yours, as you are mine.

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running m**... through my mind all night.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Like River longs for The Doctor,

Let me be the impossible girl to your doctor.

I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.

My lungs store oxygen; share

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

Baby! You look like my sister.

Babe! I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

You're hotter than apple pie.

Tribbles won't be the only thing reproducing on this ship.

A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.

Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you sweetheart.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

I love you bazinga!

We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty.

Baby u can violate my prime directive any day.

Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

You ever been on an invisible lift?

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?