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Top 50 Television Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Television pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

    Makes me wanna cry.

  2. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  3. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

  4. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  5. I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!

  6. I'll watch Carl for you.

  7. Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

  8. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  9. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

  10. IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

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How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

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How about I give you a golden crown dear?

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

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I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.