50 Television Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Television rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about television, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Television Pickup Lines

A good Television hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Wanna see my pet tortoise?
Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.
I'll watch Carl for you.
Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.
I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

Short and cute television pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about television are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?

If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

IN-CEM-IN-ATE!

Baby! You must have been a snowflake, because I’ve Winterfell for you.

Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

Cheesy television Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.

I always wanted to be a wizard.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Corny television Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Television conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Baby! You know nothing. Want to learn something new?

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away.

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Is Famine around, because I am hungry for you.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Are you a Trickster? Cause I'd love to put my stake in you.

A good television Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Television hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

Set a course for my bedroom.

Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

Where are you from? Do you have any trill symbiont in you? Would you like some?

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Come baby, become... one... with me.

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Baby! You are the moon of my life.

Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

Is your name Crowley? Cause my trunk has your name on it.

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Television love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Television chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.