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Top 11 Newspaper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Newspaper chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  2. Girl, are you a newspaper?

    Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

  3. Girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

    (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

  4. Girl, are you a newspaper?

    Cause I wanna see you every morning!

  5. Are you a newspaper

    Cause you have a new issue everyday

  6. Are you a newspaper?

    Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

  7. Are you a newspaper

    Because I want fold you up and make a hat with your insides

  8. Girl are you a newspaper?

    Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

  9. My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

  10. I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

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Funny newspaper pickup lines

Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What's the scoop