Top 11 Newspaper Pick Up lines

Have you ever been interested in picking up a newspaper and reading it while sipping your coffee? Use these flirty and cheesy newspaper pick up lines to help you break the ice. These lines feature common newspaper related themes such as news, headlines, and publishing. Take advantage of these lines to help you capture the heart of the girl or guy of your dream.

1. Hey, are you a newspaper...?

   Coz i want to check you out in my bed every morning...

2. Hey girl are you a newspaper?

3. Girl are you a newspaper?

   Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
   
   (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

4. Girl, are you a newspaper?

   Cause I wanna see you every morning!

5. Are you a newspaper

   Cause you have a new issue everyday

6. Are you a newspaper?

   Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

7. Are you a newspaper

   Because I want fold you up and make a hat with your insides

8. Girl are you a newspaper?

   Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

9. My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

10. I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

Working newspaper pickup lines