Top 11 Newspaper Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Newspaper pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?
Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
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Girl, are you a newspaper?
Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day
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Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.
(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit) -
Girl, are you a newspaper?
Cause I wanna see you every morning!
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Are you a newspaper
Cause you have a new issue everyday
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Are you a newspaper?
Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you
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Are you a newspaper
Because I want fold you up and make a hat with your insides
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Girl are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you everyday.
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
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I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.
Funny newspaper pickup lines
Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What's the scoop