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Top 50 Police Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Police pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you the police

    Because I want to avoid you at all costs

  2. Somebody call the POLICE...

    Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine

  3. Once you cock my revolver, it'll inevitably go off.

  4. Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

  5. Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

  6. What can I say? You got me at homicide.

  7. Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.

  8. Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

  9. Are you going to come quietly?

  10. Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

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Funny police pickup lines

You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

You want me to take you for a ride?

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Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police.

Police who? Police, it’s cold out here.

Damn girl are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

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Working Police tinder opener

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

(Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Are you the police?

Because you're taking my breath away ;)

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.