Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. i'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.

Are you going to come quietly?

Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.

You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

You are definitely on my most wanted list.

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

I will not hesitate to put my baton against you if you do not comply to me, miss.

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

Is your name "law"? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Sounds like you've got some exciting stories to share! I'm intrigued. How about we swap crazy adventures over a drink sometime?

Are you a police officer? Because you've already captured me in your heart with your arresting beauty.

"If you were a cop, I'd willingly be your prisoner just to have you watch over me."

"Only if you promise to behave! 😉 So tell me, do you prefer the good cop or the bad cop vibe?"

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Somebody better call the cops, because your beauty just committed a grand theft on my heart."

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? 'Cause if so, then Officer, you might have to cuff me."

"You must be a cop, Priyanka, because you've just arrested my heart with your charm."

Are you a police officer in disguise? Because you've got me feeling some serious undercover excitement.

"Are you a ticket? Because you've just fined my heart for speeding into love!"

Are you the police?

Because you're taking my breath away ;)

"Are you a law? Because my heart's in violation whenever you're near."

"Did your abs get a police permit, cause they're dangerously arresting and making my heartbeat go wild."

"Is it illegal to look this good, officer? Because if so, I'm ready for a thorough investigation."

"Is there a fire extinguisher nearby? Because you just set my heart on fire with your irresistible charm."

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd gladly surrender to your arrest just to have you watch me."

Haha, handcuffs huh? Sounds like you might need someone to keep you out of trouble. I could be your partner in crime.

"Should I report a robbery? Because you've stolen my heart and left me breathless with your stunning looks."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for stealing mine with that uniform."

"Is your badge heavy? Because your presence lights up the room and keeps trouble at bay."

"Are you a traffic cop? Because you just stopped my heart with a ticket for speeding into your smile!"

"Excuse me, but I think we need to report a crime. Your beauty just stole my heart away."

Are you a police officer? Because every time I see you, I feel like breaking the law.

"Excuse me, Officer, but are you enforcing a rule against stealing hearts? Because I’m ready to comply."

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

"Are you a traffic stop? Because my heart’s pulling over every time I see you in uniform."

Wow, brave move! I'm intrigued by your daring side. Maybe next time we can have a private investigation together. 😉

Haha, sounds like a wild night! I bet you looked hot in your makeshift underwear outfit. 😉 Tell me more?

"Excuse me, but I believe you owe me a trip to the police station. You've stolen my heart without any permission."

"Are you a detective? Because I can't seem to keep your beauty out of my investigation tonight."

"You must be a cop because you've got my heart under arrest and I'm ready for a full body search."

"Did you learn CPR as a cop? Because every time I see you, you take my breath away."

"Hey Priyanka, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me in handcuffs."

"Are you a police officer? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

Are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

"Excuse me, are you in the police force? Because every time I see you, my heart races like it's on a high-speed chase."

"Are you a police officer? Because you've just arrested my heart for speeding!"

"Are you a detective? Because you just cracked the case of stealing my heart!"

"Quick, call the police! It's illegal to look that good and still be single... but hey, at least I met you!"

"Are you a police officer? Because with those handcuffs, you're really arresting my heart right now."

"Are you a traffic cop? Because you've just stopped my heart with that commanding presence."

Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.

"Do you have a badge? Because you just arrested my attention—now I’m guilty of falling for you!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you might need a citation, Miss Multitasking!

"Your badge shines bright, like stars in the night, your strength and your beauty both feel just right."

"Excuse me miss, but I think you owe me a kiss. Your beauty just assaulted my heart and it's begging for mouth-to-mouth."

"Are you a police officer? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's under arrest."

Haha, only if you promise to be a good prisoner! So, what’s the first thing you’d do after breaking out? 😉

"Someone dial 911, because your beauty has just committed a felony, stealing my heart."

Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart and I'm willing to do the time with you.

Noted! If we ever need a getaway driver, I know who to call. You've got some exciting stories, huh?

"Is it illegal to look that good? If so, I'm ready for you to arrest my heart and keep the key."

"Somebody sound the alarm, because you just set my heart on fire with your gorgeous smile!"

Handcuffs, huh? I'm intrigued. Maybe I can show you a few tricks with them sometime. Care to find out?

"Excuse me, officer. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my hands up?"

"Are you a police officer? Because you just arrested my heart with your stunning beauty."

How about we play cops and robbers? You can be the officer and I'll willingly surrender to those handcuffs.

Are you a police officer? Because you've got me under arrest... for stealing my heart.

"Excuse me, Officer, but do you give out warnings for stealing hearts?"

"Excuse me Officer Kanachan, but it must be a crime to look as beautiful as you do. Should I prepare for handcuffs?"

Haha, you're full of surprises! I like a man who can keep things spicy... even if it involves some risky business with the police. 😉

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because my heart seems to be lost in your captivating eyes."

If I were a cop, I would arrest you for being too cute and making my heart race.

"Are you a detective? Because you just uncovered the mystery behind my smile."

"Hey Anjali, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm ready to be your most wanted."

"Are you a police report? Because you’ve got me all confused and wanting to file a complaint against my heart!"

"Excuse me, but could you call the police? Because your beauty just made my heart skip a beat, and it's a crime."

Im gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.

"Your beauty shines brighter than a siren at night,
Shitala, in this world of chaos, you're my only right."

Well, if you ever need someone to come to your rescue, just say the word. I can play the hero for you anytime.

"Better alert the authorities, your smile just launched a full-scale assault on my heart."

"If being hot and sexy is a crime, then I hope you're the one to handcuff me."

"Excuse me, but can you call the police? My heart's been kidnapped by your smile, and there's no ransom note!"

Did the police stop you for running a red light?

Because you got FINE written all over you

Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

"Are you a traffic light? Because you’ve definitely got my heart stopping and speeding up all at once."

"If loving your shirt is a crime, then I'm ready to be arrested by fashion police."

Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

Do you have a ticket? Because you're speeding into my heart at full siren!

"Are you a ticket? Because every time I see you, my heart races like it's breaking the speed limit."

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?

You’re breathtaking ;)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because damn, you look arresting even in your underwear.

"Are you policing my heart? Because every beat seems to echo your name."

Well, handcuffs sound intriguing. Maybe we can explore some other ways to keep things exciting... what do you say?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, Officer Bartender Gymaholic!

"In the National Police Cadet Corps, we're trained to recognize beauty... and you've just set off my alarm."

"Are you a police officer? Because you've got fine written all over you, making my heart feel arrested."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't get rid of you, even if it means going straight to the Love Police."

Haha, are you suggesting we play cops and robbers? I must warn you, I can be quite the tease with those handcuffs! 😉

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you can handle handcuffs!

Haha, don't worry, I promise I'm not a criminal! But if I were, you'd be the only one to catch me. 😉

"Excuse me, Officer? Is it illegal to be as sexy as you are? Because if so, I'm ready for handcuffs."

"Excuse me, did you just attack my heart? Because it's beating uncontrollably every time I see your stunning smile."

"Is it against the rules to get lost in your eyes, or do I need a special permit from the Cadet Corps?"

"Is that a pistol in your holster or are you just happy to see me? Either way, you've just arrested my heart."

"Each curve, each glance is a beautiful heist, for such stunning beauty should surely be policed."

Handcuffs, huh? Sounds like you're into some naughty adventures. Let's explore that side of things together sometime. 😏

"I must be under arrest, because you've got me cuffed with your charm!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, but nothing compares to the way you shine brighter than a badge in blue.

Well, well, well... sounds like someone knows how to have a good time! Maybe next time you can show me your undercover moves. 😏

"Kanachan, are you a policewoman? 'Cause your beauty just arrested my heart and I am willing to be the delightful prisoner."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Priyanka? Because you've got me feeling like a criminal.

"You must be a cop because you've handcuffed my heart with your arresting beauty."

"Excuse me, but should we call the cops? Because your beauty just performed a hit and run on my heart."

"Are you a law enforcement officer? Because you've just arrested my heart with that smile."

"Did you call the police? Because you've just stolen my heart with that smile of yours."

"Hey Siri, please dial the police, because this girl just arrested my heart with her charming smile."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or are you just a cop bending the rules of attraction?"

"Before you panic, it's not a police report but a confession - you've stolen my heart, sweetheart."

"If you were a crime, I'd gladly serve a life sentence just to be close to your beauty."

"You must be a criminal, because you just stole my heart away with that smile."

"Is your name Miranda? Because I’d love to read you your rights—starting with how stunning you look tonight."

"If being arresting for stealing hearts is a crime, then lock me up with you."