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Top 50 Fbi Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fbi pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Rose's are red, Violets are blue

    The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?

  2. My dicks wanted by the FBI

    Can I hide it inside you?

  3. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  4. The FBI is searching for my dick

    Can I hide it inside you?

  5. The FBI wanna steal my penis

    Can I hide it inside you?

  6. Roses are red, The sky is blue

    The FBI wants to steal my penis
    Can I hide it inside you?

  7. Can I be your FBI agent?

    Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

  8. Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    The FBI is trying to steal my dick,

    Can I hide it in you?

  9. Call me FBI

    Cause I want backdoor access.

  10. Roses are red, violets are blue

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    The fbi's after my penis, can i hide it inside you?

Funny fbi pickup lines

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?
Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

Hey girl are you the FBI?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet?

cause ima monitor that all DAY.

The FBI wants to steal my penis...
Can I hide it inside you?

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Hey girl call me the FBI

And I order you to *open up*

Just read des

The fbi is hunting my penis can i hide inside you

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.