50 Fbi Pick Up lines

Here are 50 fbi pick up lines for her and flirty fbi rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about fbi that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your fbi rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fbi pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fbi joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Fbi Pickup Lines

A good Fbi hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.
The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.
Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long
Do you work for the FBI?

Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance

Short and cute fbi pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fbi are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me FBI

Cause I want backdoor access.

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

Hey girl are you the FBI?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.
The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

Hey girl call me the FBI

And I order you to *open up*

Cheesy fbi Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything
But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

I'm a great listener

Corny fbi Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Fbi conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

A good fbi Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Fbi hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

I think he got the point.

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!

I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

Is that a WiFi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fbi love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fbi chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.