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Top 50 Fbi Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fbi pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fbi conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  2. Can I be your FBI agent?

    Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

  3. Do you work for the FBI?

    Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance

  4. Call me FBI

    Cause I want backdoor access.

  5. Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

    Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

  6. Hey girl are you the FBI?

    Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

  7. [TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

    Can i hide it in side you???

  8. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

  9. Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

    Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

  10. You girl, are you a major criminal?

    Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.



Funny fbi pickup lines

Hey girl call me the FBI
And I order you to *open up*

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

I'd tap that.

I'm a great listener

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.