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107 Fbi Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 107 fbi pick up lines for her and flirty fbi rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about fbi that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your fbi rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny fbi pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty fbi joke for a great chat response.

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A good Fbi pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Do you work for the FBI?

    Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

  2. The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

  3. "Working for the FBI? Don't be shy, share those secrets with me over dinner tonight."

  4. "Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because stealing hearts is definitely a federal offense."

  5. "Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because you've just committed a crime by igniting sparks in my heart."

  6. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

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Short and cute fbi pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about fbi are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? Because if so, I'm ready for you to cuff me!"

"Is it a crime to fall in love? If so, I'm ready for you to put me under surveillance."

"Are you from the FBI? Because your presence just made my heart go into witness protection!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, even though my intentions aren't encrypted."

Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

"Well, usually the FBI storm in to confiscate my alien teleportation device. It really puts a damper on dessert."

"FBI? Fantastic, Beautiful, & Irresistible. That's the real code you're enforcing tonight."

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Cheesy fbi Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Being handsome is a crime, and Leon, your looks make you a most wanted in my heart's FBI list!"

"Hey, is your name 'Evidence'? Cause I can't seem to get rid of the thought of you, despite my right to remain silent."

"Are you an FBI agent? Because your beauty is so classified, it should be my job to investigate."

Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

Do you work for the FBI?

Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance

"If you work with the FBI, then I must be a case, because I can't seem to stop getting caught in your gaze."

Call me FBI

Cause I want backdoor access.

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Funny fbi Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Fbi conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Can I be your training manual? Because every page in my book is about falling for you."

"Haven't you been trained to follow leads? Well, here's one – my heart's pointing straight at you."

"FBI agent, huh? Well, it's a crime not to let me explore the mystery that is you."

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

"Are you a classified FBI file? Because I can't seem to stop investigating your smile."

Hey girl are you the FBI?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

"Are you an FBI agent? Because you just arrested my heart for stealing a glance at your beauty."

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? Because if so, I might need an FBI agent like you to investigate."

Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

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Clever fbi Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Fbi hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey looks like your now in the FBI watchlist.

The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

Hey girl call me the FBI

And I order you to *open up*

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

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Smooth fbi Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Fbi pickup lines make her give you her number.

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

I think he got the point.

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

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Flirty fbi Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Fbi pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!

I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

Is that a WiFi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

Shocking. Positively shocking.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

Take a giant step for mankind.

That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.

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Cringe fbi Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company.

We understand you so much better than the guy you're with now.

What's a nice girl like you doing at the corner of 5th and Guadalupe avenue at 8:37pm?

When one is in Egypt, one should dive deeply into its treasures.

Whoa... you look way sexier than indicated in your metadata

Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.

Would interested in a night cap

You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?

You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!

You look way prettier in person than through your webcam.

You must be the Constitution, because I want to violate you.

You're free Friday. Would you like to have dinner?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Fbi love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Fbi chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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