Top 50 Fbi Pick Up lines

Call me FBI

Cause I want backdoor access.

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

Hey girl are you the FBI?

Cause I want you to enter my house and violently subdue me

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hey girl call me the FBI

And I order you to *open up*

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

I'd tap that.

I'm a great listener

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

I think he got the point.

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

Is that a WiFi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally.

My love for you is unconstitutional

Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.