The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Nsa Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nsa pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

  2. Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

  3. You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

  4. It's really nice seeing you again.

  5. No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

  7. I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

  8. Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  9. Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

  10. Is that a phone in your pocket? Cus I can see myself in your pants.

Funny nsa pickup lines

You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

I know your favorite restaurant lets go on a date we can see your favorite movie too.

I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I'm always on the phone when you need me....

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

Your cellphone isn't the only thing I'd like to tap.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

I already know everything about you its just cute to hear you say it.

Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet?

cause ima monitor that all DAY.

What are you wearing? Just kidding, I’m watching you.

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!