Women like me like their Netflix subscription

They come to me only when they need me.

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?

No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

You might of heard of Netflix and chill but

Have you heard of Disney + and t**...

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.

"Are you watching Netflix alone? Because I could definitely be the perfect binge partner—especially if it leads to cuddles."

Sounds like a cozy day! I always find it hard to resist the pull of a good blanket and some Netflix. What’s your go-to show?

Babe, let's how much you could o**... in a Netflix session.

I'm like Netflix – once you start watching, you just can't stop. Would you be my binge buddy? (Not related to context)

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te! (cheesy and cute)

"Is your name Netflix? Because I'm totally streaming with fascination every time I see you."

"Your hotness could outshine any Netflix series, and trust me, I'd binge-watch you every time."

Thanks! I’ve honed my skills in the fine art of Netflix binge-watching. Would you like a masterclass?

Bored? Not possible! I’d need a lifetime supply of popcorn and a Netflix subscription to keep up with your awesomeness!

"Are you my favorite series on Netflix? Because I can't sleep without binge-watching you."

"Even through this screen, I can see your smile is more addictive than any Netflix series."

Boy: "So what's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?"

"Nothing beats a good Netflix binge with some takeout sushi!"

"Let me be your Netflix guide, but fair warning: I judge people by their 'Recently Watched' list. What dark secrets do you hide there?"

Chat History: "So, what's your favorite place in the world?"

"Oh, I'd say my couch with a good pizza and Netflix. How about you?"

"Well, I'm just trying to reel you in with my charm, because Netflix isn't the only thing that deserves a binge."

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because my Netflix account is getting lonely.

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm definitely feeling a connection stronger than my internet during a Netflix binge."

You must be a Netflix show, because I never want to stop watching what's in between your thighs.

"With a smile like yours, forget Netflix and chill, let's skip straight to the climax."

"I'm not a photographer, but I guess I've already pictured us arguing over the Netflix selection."

"Alone I sit, in boredom's pit, your laughter could be my fix, care to share a Netflix mix?"

"Is your hair color from a salon or are you naturally radiant like a Netflix series climax?"

"Do you like comedies on Netflix? Because when I look at you, my life feels like a romantic comedy."

"You're like a blonde series I found on Netflix; addictive, beautiful, and worth staying up all night for."

"Are you a Netflix series? Because I could watch you all day and still want more."

Wow, a future nurse! So do I get a VIP pass to your medical advice or just to your Netflix recommendations? 😂

I meant our relationship is like a Netflix subscription - we're just here for the entertainment, no commitment required!

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, and still want more of your captivating show."

"Looking for a woman who appreciates puns, spontaneity, and candle-lit Netflix binges. Is that you?"

"Babe, you're hotter than my next episode binge, and trust me, that's a blonde series I'd never skip."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I've been thinking about streaming our favorite late-night movie together."

Haha, I love that! In my world, I'm definitely the king... of ordering takeout and watching Netflix. 😂👑

"Leah, ever thought of adding some spice to Netflix and chill with a fit companion like me?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after our Netflix marathon?"

"Are you a Netflix series? Because I can't stop watching you."

"Leah, our bodies are a perfect Fit... like the subtitles perfectly syncing on a Netflix binge!"

"Just Netflix and chill? You're missing the key ingredient: a charming companion. Maybe I can fill that role sometime?"

"Hey Leah, are we working out or Netflix and chilling? Because my heart rate always goes up when I see you."

I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours without even getting bored."

"Is your Netflix title ‘The Perfect Match’? Because I can’t help but feel we’d be a great show together."

I'm doing great, thanks! Just finished a marathon... of watching Netflix. How about you?

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again with my Netflix subscription?"

"Well, you know, Netflix asked me for new 'reel' ideas. I thought our love story would make a great rom-com!"

Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all day while we eat sushi.

Nice! I work enough for both of us. Want to start a “Do Nothing” club? First meeting: Netflix binge and pizza!

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could definitely binge-watch you all night long, gorgeous."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could definitely watch you all day, my blonde bombshell."

"Is your name Netflix? Cause I'm all set for a binge-watch session of our love saga!"

You know what's better than Netflix? My d**....

"I feel like this task is like a Netflix series, I'm halfway through but can't resist the urge to binge on our chat instead."

"Did you know you're more addictive than Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, girlfriend."

"Belong to you? Only if I get free snacks and front-row access to your Netflix recommendations! Deal? 🍿😄"

Babe, these Netflix shows are not the only thing I am binging on tonight.

"Is your workout routine on Netflix? Because I'd certainly binge-watch you flexing those perfect curves."

Talented? More like a jack-of-all-trades, master of... well, mostly just Netflix. What’s your hidden talent—yodeling, maybe?

"Love you too! If we were a Netflix series, I’d binge us all weekend long. What genre would we be? I'm guessing rom-com!"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch your charm all night and still want more!"

"Honey, if we're a Netflix series, you'd be my favorite cliffhanger that leaves me wanting more."

Oh, just the usual - granting wishes for perfect hair days and never-ending Netflix binges. Basically, I'm a magical genie for lazy Sundays!

Boy: So, what's your favorite way to spend a Saturday night?

Oh, you know, just the usual... Netflix and staying in with my cat.

"Well, I hope your Netflix account won't get jealous when I steal you away for an epic romance. Consider me your auditioning superstar."

"Hey there, I'm a human version of Netflix, 'cause when you're with me, there's no more room for boredom."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all night, golden-haired goddess of heat."

"Every episode ends, but with your blonde beauty and fiery charm, our hot romance won't need a 'next episode' button."

Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night long.

Are you NETFLIX? Cuz i can watch you all day and night

Babe, once we start having a good time, we won't answer to Netflix "Are You Still Watching".

"Who needs Netflix when I get to see a show as stunning as you on a Sunday night?"

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

Ahaha, I know right! Netflix and snacks are my go-to too. What's your favorite show to binge-watch? 🍿

I don't want no Netflix, I just want you as my sweet fix.

So...does this mean we're destined to share everything? Maybe even our Netflix passwords? 😂

I totally get that! Being sick is the ultimate excuse for a Netflix binge. What's your go-to comfort show when you're feeling under the weather?

"Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch your radiant smile all day and night."

You're not wrong! My native place is actually a magical land called Netflix-bingeing-on-the-couch-ville. What about you?

Nope, just me and my Netflix queue for now! How about you? Any interesting characters in your life?

If you were a show on Netflix, you'd be rated 5 stars for being irresistibly captivating.

Cozy vibes are great, but let’s not share snacks—my chips might disappear faster than my willpower during a Netflix binge!

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look at you, I lose myself in your series of enchanting episodes."

"Are you my Netflix password? Because I just can't imagine my life without you."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch your smile all day without ever getting bored!"

"I think it’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack... except the needle is a cool date and the haystack is Netflix reruns! 🤔😂"

"Do you like Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours and still want one more episode."

Right? Nothing beats a good movie and a warm blanket! What’s your go-to cozy movie? I'm always down for some Netflix recommendations! 🍿🎬

"Are you a blonde series on Netflix? Because I'm instantly hooked and can't stop watching."

"Deserve an Oscar? I’ll take a Golden Globe! My best role? Expertly pretending to understand Netflix plots. 🎬😂 What’s your award-winning performance?"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could spend hours getting lost in your captivating storyline."

Sleep? Who needs it when there's Netflix to binge-watch! I'll probably call it a night when my eyes start begging for mercy.

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could stream my feelings for you all day long."

"Well, I'm glad to be of service! Like a human version of Netflix but without a subscription fee."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than Netflix on this couch."

Are you a Netflix original? Because you're the only one I want to binge-watch.

Sounds like you need a mini vacation! Any fun plans to unwind, or is it just a Netflix and chill kind of night?

Are you a Netflix show? Because I can't stop watching you between my thighs.

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all day and never get bored."

"Sounds like an adventure, but maybe a bit too much of a family reunion! How about we find our own cozy corner to chill?"

Chat History: The guy has just asked, "So, what are you into?"

"Just normal stuff – Netflix, food, workouts. Super original, right?"

"You must be a special edition of Netflix, because watching you gets me in the mood instantly."

"Ah, a student! So you’re basically a professional note-taker. Do you also have a PhD in Netflix binge-watching?"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I’m totally hooked and want to spend my every night with you."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're Netflix in human form."

"Excited? Nice! Just don't let your cake eat YOU first. What's on the agenda: party hats or a Netflix marathon in pajamas?"

"Hello beautiful, is your name Netflix? Because I find you hotter than my favorite binge-watch."

"You're hotter than my favorite Netflix drama, and I'm ready for our season to start."

"Addiction? Am I your Netflix series? Just remember, I come with plot twists and occasional cliffhangers! 🎢 What's next on our binge list?"

"I'd probably pretend to be super casual, but inside I’d be like, 'Why is this so much more entertaining than Netflix?' 😂"

Wow, emotional fluency! Does that come with a degree or is it more like an advanced class in deciphering Netflix movie endings?

Want to party? Here's a Netflix account and let's throw a Netflix Party.

"Blonde hair, Netflix fan, my kind of perfection; let's binge-watch the world together."

"Desire? I prefer to call it a strong inclination towards pizza and late-night Netflix binges. What’s your guilty pleasure?"

Yo girl wanna come watch Netflix and grill?

"Well, in that case, I hope you're ready to share your Netflix password... and maybe some pizza too? 😄🍕"

Girl are u Netflix?

Cuz i could watch you for hours

Haha, if I had a magic wand, I'd make sure your Netflix never asks if you're still watching... dangerous territory! 😄

"Oh you know - Netflix binges, foodie adventures, and gym life. Just your typical girl!"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after our next Netflix marathon together?"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could stay awake all night watching you and never get enough."

"Is your laugh a Netflix show? Because I could binge-listen to it all night long."

Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all day with a tub of ice cream.

"I think we’d make a great team—like peanut butter and jelly, but maybe more like Netflix and avoiding social interaction!"

"Is there a series on Netflix as captivating as your blonde beauty, because I can’t seem to find one."

Chillin' in bed with you sounds tempting. I bet we'd have a great time exploring more than just Netflix together.

Wow, I see you're into long-term commitments! My longest relationship is with my Netflix account - it's been going strong for years.