The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Tinder Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tinder pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  2. I'm no professional photographer...

    But I can picture you and me together.

  3. Can I ask you for a favor?

    I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

  4. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

    I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

  5. Are you Australian

    Because I’d like to go down undah.

  6. Your hand looks super heavy..!

    Let me hold it for you

  7. Hey girl, I had to hire an architect after seeing your tinder page

    Even that guy doesn't know how you are built so beautiful

  8. Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

    Together we'd be pretty cute.

  9. I'm no mathematician but

    I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  10. You must be very tired

    Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

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Funny tinder pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Your lips look lonely.

Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

I'm just sayin if I saw u on tinder I'd swipe right!

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

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"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

Are you a shotgun?

Because I want you to unload in my mouth.

Disclaimer: not mine, I saw this on a girl's Tinder bio and translated it as best as I could.

I never saw you coming

and I'll never be the same.

Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

They say Tinder is a numbers game.

so can I get your number?

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

Going to Whole Foods

want me to pick you up anything?

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.