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Top 50 tinder Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Tinder chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

    (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)

  2. Are you Australian

    Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)

    PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio

    Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

  3. I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

  4. Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

  5. Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

  6. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.


    (99% Tinder Success Rate)

    Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
    I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
    Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
    but how many of you take home the bacon?
    Are you, Bae Goalz?

    Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

  7. I'm just sayin if I saw u on tinder I'd swipe right!

  8. "You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you."

  9. When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match isn’t enough! You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an interesting conversation. The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line. We’ve compiled some of the best tinder lines you’ll find on the internet - give them a shot and you may just get lucky! Also, see some hilarious Tinder Profile Bios.

  10. Do you like Nintendo?

    Cause Wii would look good together.

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Latest tinder chat up lines

"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

"I never saw you coming and I'll never be the same."

"They say Tinder is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

"Sorry it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast."

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

"Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?"

"Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?"

Angela, you know you wanna swipe right.

I'll always swipe right for you.

"Are you a good cuddler? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang."

"That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?"

"You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest."

Hi are you retarded cuz i can already tell you’re gonna be special to me 🥰

It worked on tinder A few times

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"

Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes)

If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment.

If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind.

You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get.

You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets.

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing.

My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper.

We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets.

Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you.

I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.

"You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line."

"You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out."

Cheesiest pickup line

Damn girl, you look Gouda! But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.


Have had a recent swing of success with this on tinder...good luck!

I'd swipe twice for you!

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.