Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

Could work pretty well for tinder

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Your lips look lonely.

Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

Is your name Google?

Because you got everything I am searching for.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

I'm just sayin if I saw u on tinder I'd swipe right!

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

I never saw you coming

and I'll never be the same.

They say Tinder is a numbers game.

so can I get your number?

Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

Going to Whole Foods

want me to pick you up anything?

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Hey do you like mexican food?

Because I wanna wrap my arms around you and make you my baeritto.

This one got me a 2.5 year relationship from tinder.

Angela, you know you wanna swipe right.

"Are you a good cuddler? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang."

I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a s**... instead.

I guess you are too hot for Tinder. Because my phone just overheated at your picture.

Roses are red. Violets are fun. The minute Tinder matched us up; I knew you were the one.

"You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest."

Is there an airport nearby?

Or is that my heart taking off?

"My heart just swiped right on your profile, can you blame it? You're the most captivating masterpiece I've ever laid eyes on."

"Swipe right if you believe in instant chemistry, because I'm feeling explosive just looking at your photos."

"Is your name Gin? Because I'm definitely Tonic, and together we'd make the perfect road trip cocktail."

"Just when I thought swiping right couldn't get any better, your profile appeared. How about we make a memorable story?"

"I must be lost in the sky, because dating you would feel like cloud nine."

"Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up my Christmas tree every time I swipe right."

"Tinder clearly failed to appreciate a diamond like you. Mind if I take the chance to prove them wrong?"

"Can we skip the small talk? I'd rather fall for your charm over a cup of coffee."

Hi are you retarded cuz i can already tell you’re gonna be special to me 🥰

It worked on tinder A few times

"Your profile's a masterpiece, but I'd rather paint a beautiful future with you."

"Fancy a climb? Because I've been falling for you from a great height."

"Is your name Tinder? Because our connection sparks more than just a casual swipe right."

"Looking for a woman who appreciates puns, spontaneity, and candle-lit Netflix binges. Is that you?"

"Hey Alina, if you were a country, I'd travel the world just to find you. But first, let's explore dinner?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more of your tinder profiles."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, s'more-ish, and I definitely want to roast marshmallows on our chemistry tonight."

"Your smile lights up my screen, but I bet it's nothing compared to its real-life sparkle."

"Well, if Tinder was a game of chess, I'd be the knight ready to make your heart move in unexpected ways."

Is my v**... crying or are you just sexy?

"Just when I thought swiping right could never feel like destiny, your profile appeared."

"Is your name Gravity? Because whenever I try to climb away, I'm still pulled towards you."

"Did your picture just give my screen a sparkle? Because you're far more dazzling than any filter."

"Your smile could outshine the stars, care to light up my world with a right swipe?"

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my 4G on Tinder."

"You've been serving smiles at 40,000 feet, how about we try some at ground level over dinner tonight?"

"Angie, your beauty outshines any Tinder profile picture. How about we heat things up over coffee?"

Do you have a bandaid?

Cause i scraped my knee falling for u

"Forget about Tinder, we’re already sparking a fire here - just promise not to burn me!"

"Let's make a sushi roll, darling – you're the exotic filling and I'm the adventurous wasabi that spices up your travel."

"Browsing Tinder was just a pastime, until I stumbled upon your captivating beauty."

"Ella, your smile on Tinder lit my screen, how about we ignite some sparks in real life?"

"Om vi vore bokstäver, skulle du vara 'I' och jag 'U', perfekt bredvid varandra."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been swiping right for."