I see you know your way around a "slippery n**...".

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

I’ll take two Screaming o**...—one now, and one back at my place.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a h**... for less than that right?

How may I serve you?

Can I buy you a shot? How about dinner?

Instead of get me drinks, how about injecting me with some life.

I'm really good at swallowing a shot.

I like my bartenders like I like my Martinis—in my mouth.

I’ll have something sweet—like you.

I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head.

That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

Hello Bartender, can I have two pints of lager and a shot of you.

How about you make me a good, strong cocktail—easy on the tail.

That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.

I’m not drunk. But you could fix that.

How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?

"Are you the bartender? Because with one look, you've left me thirsting for more than just a drink."

Here’s a tip: You should go out with me.

I like my bartenders like I like my Mimosas, bottomless.

"Ah, the daring spirit of a mixologist! Maybe our first date should be at a bar with professional bartenders?"

"Are you a bartender? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I must be a whiskey sour, because when I look at you, I feel myself getting mixed up!"

"Are you a cocktail? Because when I look at you, I see a perfect mix of sweetness and strength."

"Ever heard of a liquid courage? Well, I'm your bartender and the courage part is already here talking to you."

"Do you believe in love at first sip or should I mix you another cocktail?"

Wanna pull a double?

"Good thing I'm not a bartender, I specialize in intriguing chats, not cocktails."

"Can I be your bartender? Because when I look at you, I feel stirred, not shaken, like a perfect Chelsea Cocktail."

Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection every time you mix those cocktails."

"I must admit, you've piqued my curiosity. What's your signature concoction that would make even a bartender envious?"

I can lick it, slam it, and s**... it...more limes please!

"You're mixing drinks, but I'm here wondering if we could mix some interesting conversations tonight."

You look gorgeous in the glow of your POS monitor.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.

"Do you prefer shaken or stirred? Because your beauty just shook my world."

Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?

Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.

If I buy a round of b**... shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?

Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?