Top 49 Bartender Pick Up lines

Are you a bartender or working as a bartender? Use these clever pick up lines to help you flirt with customers and other people. Use these pick up lines to help you flirt with other bartenders too. These bartender pick up lines feature different types of drinks and alcohol.

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?
Hit me with your best shot!
Are you as strong as your drinks are?
If you were an alcohol, what would you be?
Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?
You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

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I see you know your way around a "slippery n**...".

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

I'd love to taste you on it.

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I’ll take two Screaming o**...—one now, and one back at my place.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

How may I serve you?

Forget about s**... on the beach, how about some s**... behind the bar?

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Can I buy you a shot? How about dinner?

Instead of get me drinks, how about injecting me with some life.

I'm really good at swallowing a shot.

I like my bartenders like I like my Martinis—in my mouth.

I’ll have something sweet—like you.

Would you recommend blow jobs or s**... on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course."

I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head.

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?

Hello Bartender, can I have two pints of lager and a shot of you.

That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.

How about you make me a good, strong cocktail—easy on the tail.

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I’m not drunk. But you could fix that.

How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?

Here’s a tip: You should go out with me.

I like my bartenders like I like my Mimosas, bottomless.

Wanna pull a double?

Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.

I can lick it, slam it, and s**... it...more limes please!

You look gorgeous in the glow of your POS monitor.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.

Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?

I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?

Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.

If I buy a round of b**... shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bartender phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.