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Top 33 Bartender Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bartender pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

  2. Hit me with your best shot!

  3. Are you as strong as your drinks are?

  4. If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

  5. Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

  6. You are the siren, but you are my rocks.

  7. I see you know your way around a "slippery nipple".

  8. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  9. You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

  10. Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

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I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

How about some "sex on the beach"?

I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

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I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

How may I serve you?

I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?

How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?

Wanna pull a double?

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I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!

You look gorgeous in the glow of your POS monitor.

Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.

Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?

I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?

Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?

Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.