Top 34 Bartender Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Bartender chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?
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Hit me with your best shot!
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Are you as strong as your drinks are?
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If you were an alcohol, what would you be?
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Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?
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You are the siren, but you are my rocks.
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I see you know your way around a "slippery nipple".
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I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.
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You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.
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Can I get a shot... at lovin you?
Funny bartender pickup lines
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
How about some "sex on the beach"?
hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...
I'd love to taste you on it.
I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.
I’ll take two Screaming Orgasms—one now, and one back at my place.
If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.
Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!
I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?
How may I serve you?
How do you keep that ice from melting when you’re so hot?
Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!
Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!
Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309
Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)
Wanna pull a double?
Excuse me but can you put some more nuts on the bar.
I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
You look gorgeous in the glow of your POS monitor.
Give me your email and I'll send you my flavor wheel.
Watch this...I'm really good at swallowing a shot...
How to get laid as a bartender?
I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.
How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.
If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?
I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.
You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?
Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.
Bartender, a Distilled Postscript here for my new friend.
If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?
The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?