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Top 33 Waitress Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Waitress pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Waitress conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  2. Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

    With just the tip

  3. Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

  4. I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

  5. I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

  6. Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

  7. That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

  8. Im in a bar

    Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?

  9. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  10. For them waiters and waitresses

    *after they bring the dessert menu”

    “Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu”

    “I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem”

    “I don’t see you on here”

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Funny waitress pickup lines

How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

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I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

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That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?