34 Waitress Pick Up lines

Are you a waitress and trying to pick up that cute guy or girl who works as a waiter or waitress? Use these Waitress Pick Up Lines to help you score that hot person. These pick up lines featuring various types of waitresses will surely help!

Best Working Waitress Pickup Lines

A good Waitress hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

With just the tip
Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

Here are 34 waitress pick up lines for her and flirty waitress rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your waitress rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny waitress pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty waitress joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute waitress pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about waitress are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?

Im in a bar

Theres a pretty cute waitress, and we be giving each other the eye. Do watchu guys do best?

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.

Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.

Cheesy waitress Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

Since you are on your feet all day, I figured youd like to go lay down with me when you are done?

That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an o**... donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.

What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?

You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?

Corny waitress Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Waitress conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.

I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

So when’s your next night off?

Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?

Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?

How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.

I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.

I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Waitress love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Waitress chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.