I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

Do you want to plow this field?

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

I'd plow your field.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

I would love to grease your fittings...

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I would love to see the way you farm.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

I get fresh eggs daily.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

My farmers tan is all over my body.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

My parents don't live on the same property.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

You’re so dirty.

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

I'd cultivate your crops so hard.

Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

Meet me at the back with a forty...

My seed is performing really well this season.

Hey baby, I'd love to hand pollinate you!

I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

Are you a decomposing pile? Cause you look hot.

There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

I'm an artificial inseminator, would you like to be inseminated?

Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

We should combine our hearts... Get it? Combine? Like the tractor?

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure raise good c**....

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

Hey girl are you a farmer?

Cuz i wanna plough ur field


And ur backyard as a bonus

How would you like to switch the gears of my tractor?

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.