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Top 50 Farmer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Farmer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Farmer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  2. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

  3. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  4. That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

  5. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  6. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  7. I can tell your definitely a great farmer

    But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

  8. Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

  9. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  10. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

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Funny farmer pickup lines

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

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I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

I'd plow your field.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

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Working Farmer tinder opener

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

So what's your moisture level?

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

I would love to grease your fittings...