Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

Do you want to plow this field?

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

I'd plow your field.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

I would love to grease your fittings...

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I would love to see the way you farm.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

I get fresh eggs daily.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

My farmers tan is all over my body.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

You’re so dirty.

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

I'd cultivate your crops so hard.

Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

Meet me at the back with a forty...

My seed is performing really well this season.

Hey baby, I'd love to hand pollinate you!

I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.

Are you a decomposing pile? Cause you look hot.

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

There should be government regulations against all your goodness.

I'm an artificial inseminator, would you like to be inseminated?

Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

We should combine our hearts... Get it? Combine? Like the tractor?

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure raise good c**....

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

Hey girl are you a farmer?

Cuz i wanna plough ur field


And ur backyard as a bonus

How would you like to switch the gears of my tractor?

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you're great at raising corns.

Did you just come from the farmer's market? Because you're the most delicious thing I've seen all day.

"Forget the crops, all I want to harvest is the scent of your hard work. No deodorant needed, cowboy."

Are you a farmer? Because you've got my heart plowing fields faster than my diesel truck!

Are you a vegetable? Because you make my heart beet faster whenever I see you.

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

"Hey there, cowboy, your tractor might be tough, but can it withstand the intensity of my admiration?"

"Ever seen a man crush a tractor? With these muscles, I'll crush your heart too, beautiful."

"How about swapping those boots for dancing shoes and let me savor the rhythm of your farm life?"

"Is your smell natural or is it Eau de Farmhouse? Either way, you're more intoxicating than a summer harvest."

"Forget the tractors, babe, your chiseled physique is the only view that really revs my engine."

Are you a farmer? Because you've cultivated a crop of interest in my heart!

"Hey handsome, your strength could crush a tractor, but it's your farm musk that's truly intoxicating to me."

"Hey there, ever plowed a field so well it blushes? Because you've got this heart of mine blushing red hot."

"Hey, handsome, your farm muscles have me weak. Care to let me smell the success on you tonight?"

"Hey handsome, those muscles could wreck a tractor, but it's your intoxicating farm scent that truly drives me wild."

"I don't need a whiff of deodorant; your farm musk is a testament to your chiseled strength and irresistible charm."

"Darlin', I could crush a tractor with these hands, but around you, they're only strong enough to hold you gently."

"Baby, you plow fields so well, even the tractors are jealous of your horsepower."

Are you a farmer? Because you plant a seed of joy in my heart every time we talk.

"Are you a farmer? Because you're turning me into a corny mess with all that 'horny' talk!"

"Ever seen a crop as ripe as me? Cause you're making me yearn for some thorough plowing, Mr. Handsome Farmer."

"Your chiseled body could crush tractors, but it's the irresistible aroma of your dedication that’s crushing my resistance."

Are you a farmer? Because you make my heart grow like a bountiful crop under the blue sky.

"Is your body chiseled or is it just the sweat from labor, 'cause I can't help but fantasize about plowing your fields."

"Your sweat isn't just the scent of hard work, it's the aroma of a man who could turn my world into farmland."

Are you a scarecrow? Because you've been standing in my field all day...and I'm intrigued.

"Do you believe in love at first scent? Because your farm musk is my brand of cologne."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my blue-eyed farmer charm?"

"You're more chiseled than the farm landscape. Even the tractors turn their engines to admire my super hot farmer."

"Hey darling, you sure you're not a crop? Because every time I plow, your beauty grows exponentially."

Are you a scarecrow? Because you've been standing in my field all day!

"Sugar, with a physique like mine, I can plow fields all day, but all I want to cultivate is your heart."

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

"Is your smile always this radiant, or did my tractor-crushing biceps spark some kind of magic?"

"I may not be a tractor, but I sure do enjoy the view of your chiseled physique."

Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

You must be a skilled mechanic, because you've got me revving up for a wild ride.

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest aphrodisiac? You're my intoxicating, hardworking delight."

"Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to work that pitchfork, it's impressive."

"Ever tried plowing a field of desire? Because my heart's furrows await your strong, musky touch."

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you've got me feeling like I'm about to lay an egg!

"Hey, darling, your muscles outshine any tractor, making my heart plow faster every time I see you."

"Can your arms crush tractors and hearts alike? Because this farm girl's heart is all yours."

"Is that a pitchfork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, with those muscles chiseled by hard work?"

"You must be good at planting seeds, 'cause you've just sown one of desire in my heart with your well-sculpted physique."

"Sweetheart, forget tractors – with a physique like yours, you're plowing straight into my heart."

"Those chiseled arms tell the story of a hardworking farmer. How about we add a chapter about an unforgettable night?"

"Who needs deodorant when your farm musk is the sweetest scent my heart yearns to harvest."

"Do you use a tractor? Because I'm falling for you like a crop in harvest season."

"Are you a farmer? Because you've certainly udder-ly captured my heart."

"No deodorant needed, handsome farmer, your scent of hard work is the only fragrance I crave."

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted a seed of love in my heart.

Are you a farmer? Because you've got me wanting to milk every last drop.

"How about you till my soil like you would your fields, handsome? Make me as ripe and ready as your harvest."

"Is your farm Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially that chiseled physique."

"Bet your tractor's got nothing on the heat you'd stir up, plowing through my desires."

"I bet your tractor isn't the only thing that's powerful, how about plowing something else, handsome?"

"Ever seen a man crush a tractor? Your beauty hits harder than that, sweetheart."

A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck.

"Are you a crop, 'cause I've been plowing fields all day but haven't seen anything as fine as you."

Are you an apple farmer? Because you've got me falling for you harder than Epel fell for Riddle!

"Are you a farmer, Jenna? Because you and that goat look like the perfect pair to me."