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Top 50 Farmer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Farmer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  2. Are you a chicken farmer?

    Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

  3. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

  4. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  5. That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

  6. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  7. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  8. Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

  9. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  10. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

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Funny farmer pickup lines

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

I'd like a son out of your cock.

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

Do you want to plow this field?

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

Look at the size of that cock!

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

I'd plow your field.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

So what's your moisture level?

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.