50 Farmer Pick Up lines

Here are 50 farmer pick up lines for her and flirty farmer rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about farmer that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your farmer rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny farmer pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty farmer joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Farmer Pickup Lines

A good Farmer hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

Short and cute farmer pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about farmer are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

Do you want to plow this field?

Cheesy farmer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

I wanna put your pork on my fork.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

Corny farmer Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Farmer conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'd plow your field.

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

So what's your moisture level?

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

A good farmer Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Farmer hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I would love to grease your fittings...

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I would love to see the way you farm.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

I get fresh eggs daily.

I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

My farmers tan is all over my body.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

My parents don't live on the same property.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

You’re so dirty.

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Farmer love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Farmer chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.