Top 50 Farmer Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Farmer conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Farmer pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

Working short farmer pickup lines to impress a girl

I can tell your definitely a great farmer

But the trouble is you won't be able to keep them calves together while I'm around

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I have the equipment to plow all night long.

I have the biggest power shaft in town.

farmer Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you want to plow this field?

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

I'm really good at fertilizing.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

I'd plow your field.

farmer Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

So what's your moisture level?

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

I want you to taste my cheese.

How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

My dear, you look radishing tonight.

farmer Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I would love to grease your fittings...

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

I would love to see the way you farm.

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

I get fresh eggs daily.

I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

My farmers tan is all over my body.

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

You’re so dirty.

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Farmer phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Farmer lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.