Top 50 Cowboy Pick Up lines

Are you a cowboy or met a girl or guy who loves the cowboy life? Use these funny Cowboy related pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines feature common Cowboy items and themes such as horse, cattle, rodeo, and more!

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.

Working short cowboy pickup lines to impress a girl

Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.

cowboy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

With calves like that, you should be a c**....

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.

Can I put my gun in your holster?

cowboy Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Got 8 seconds?

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.

Ey baby, wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?

How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

What size boot you wear girl?

Does my kiss look good in these Wranglers?

Are you a c**...?

Cause I can see you riding me.

Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.

Get ready, little lady. h**... is coming to breakfast.

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

cowboy Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

You can spur me all night long.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising c**....

Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

You know, when I said "Howdy c**...," I didn't think it would work.

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.

Well, I'll tell you the truth now. l ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Are you a cowboy?

'Cause Yee Hawt

I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

You want I should walk by again?

There's a snake in my boot!

MCCREE: Hey there, wanna go on a date?

You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

Using smooth Cowboy phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Cowboy conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cowboy phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Cowboy lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.