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Top 50 Redneck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Redneck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

  2. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

  3. I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

  4. Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

  5. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.

  6. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  7. Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

    but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

  8. Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.

  9. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

  10. My home is where I park it

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Funny redneck pickup lines

Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.

Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

Me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause I am stronger than u!!!!

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Wanna ride my Monster truck?

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

Are both of those teeth real?

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

What do you call 5 rednecks at a redlight?

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.