50 Redneck Pick Up lines

Here are 50 redneck pick up lines for her and flirty redneck rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about redneck that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your redneck rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny redneck pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty redneck joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Redneck Pickup Lines

A good Redneck hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Short and cute redneck pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about redneck are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey babeh, are you a film actress? Cus I want you in mah trailer.

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

My home is where I park it

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

Me and u are goin too make love tonite!!!!u no y??? cause I am stronger than u!!!!

Cheesy redneck Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

Wanna ride my Monster truck?

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

Are both of those teeth real?

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

Corny redneck Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Redneck conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing because I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flintstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

A good redneck Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Redneck hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.

What do you call 5 rednecks at a redlight?

A pick-up line

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place?

Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.

I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Let play taxidermy, I'll mount your rack and stuff your beaver.

Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!

Like my belt buckle? (Why?) It would look better on your forehead!

My friend said you were great in bed.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Redneck love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Redneck chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.