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50 Messed Up Pick Up lines

Use these messed up pick up lines to help you break the ice with that hot guy or girl. Some of these pick up lines may be considered messed up and inappropriate. They can sometimes be funny and sometimes be sweet in their own twisted way. Use these pick up lines that are messed up to help you get that girl or guy.

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A good Messed Up hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  2. I gotcha a (nerdy) list

    Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

    Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

    Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

    Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

    You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

    Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

    My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

    Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

    You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

    My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

    Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

    Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

    Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

    Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

  3. I wish you were my bed…

    So I can get in you every night, mess you up, then do you again in the morning. ;)

  4. I must be a Rubik's cube

    Because the more you mess with me, the harder I get.

  5. Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

  6. I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

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What is a good Messed Up pickup line?

Here are 50 messed up pick up lines for her and flirty messed up rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your messed up rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny messed up pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty messed up joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about messed up are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl you'r like cholesterol

Always messing with my heart

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!

Leon Kennedy: Only you can mess up my hair.

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We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

Tauren Marine: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up in bed?

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Girl are you cholesterol?

Cuz your messing with my heart

Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work tonight!

Can i be your snow storm?
I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.

Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

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Working Messed Up tinder opener

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

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Try using funny and charming Messed Up conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

I’m gonna have to call whoever compiles dictionaries

Because if they don’t mention you, they’re messing up the definition of beautiful.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"

Are you an optical illusion
Because your looks are messing with my head

What do you say to a girl who superliked you?

I don't want to mess it up

Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

I am a cyclone boy that can mess you up on the inside.

What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Hey baby, are you chewing gum?

Because I wanna eat you until you're a wet mess

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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

You mess with my family, you mess with me. Mess around with me, that's different. That's a good time.

Did you hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.

I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.

Your senses must be messed up, because your eyes are talking to me.

I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection

You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.

If I let you mess me up in smash, would you let me mess you up in bed?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Messed Up love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Messed Up chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.