Top 20 Scrambled Pick Up lines

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1. How do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

2. You can scramble my egg.

3. Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

4. Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

   Scrambled or fertilized?

5. Are you an egg?

   Cuz I wanna scramble your insides.

6. How would you like your eggs in the morning?

   Scrambled or fertilized?

7. Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

   But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

8. How do you like your eggs?

   For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

9. How do you like your eggs

   Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

10. Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

    Or fertilized

Funny scrambled pickup lines

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

Do you want some breakfast?

Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Pancakes or scrambled eggs

Do you like pancakes or scrambled eggs for breakfast? I don’t know what to cook for you in the morning after you spend the night at my place

Hope you like scrambled eggs..

Because they'll be scrambled after tonight ;)

How do you feel about breakfast?
I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage

Are you an egg?

Because I'd really like to scramble your insides ;)

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?